Kites

After an elongated and almost totally unplanned hiatus, Suburban Tales returns to bring you a smorgasbord of the week’s vaguely compelling curios, ripped straight from the letterbox of your local newspaper.

Just a lazy laser life in the burbs. Photo: AFP


Come fly with me

The City of Casey, in Melbourne’s rolling south east, has lost the battle to keep its blue skies clear. Last week, it

banned the insidious act of kite-flying. This week, it’s not so sure that decision was the greatest call.

The actual ban was on flying aircraft without a permit, but the council’s definition of an aircraft seemed to revolve around anything with wings that had a shot at going upwards.

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    10:59am | 14/05/10

    No turtles? :( No turtles makes me sad. ... and may I take it as a given that the prospective P-plater was *not* granted a driver’s licence? If incorrect, could you please offer more details as to his whereabouts, so that I may stay away from the area indefinitely? Have… Read more »

 

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