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There was a time when putting ‘healthy choice’ and ‘McDonalds’ in the same sentence was considered an oxymoron. Then it became a marketing campaign. Where there were once burgers, fries and soft drinks, menu boards are now filled with bagels, fruit juices and cafe lattes.
What’s more, the buns no longer have sugar in them (well, not much), the cheese is supposedly made from milk and even the McNuggets are said to contain traces of chicken.
And now KFC - that last bastion of dreadfully unhealthy chain-based junk food - has launched a new advertisement trumpeting its quality credentials - slow motion flour-falling-from-the-air-in-a-Master-Chef-style-kitchen and all. How disappointing.
Gaddafi’s dead. Good. We got Osama and now we got this creep. As The Sun in Britain said: “That’s for Lockerbie”. And as I myself often say: “begeeeeerrrrk”.
While the world is rightly celebrating the death of the tyrant Gaddafi today, here in the chicken coop the mood is more sombre. Across the world, millions of my fellow hens continue to be slaughtered daily in the name of another colonel.
These two colonels lived different lives, on different continents, in different eras. But the hens and I had a scratch around in the dirt today, and we came up with a few similarities. Begeeeeerrrrk!
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old fart says:
Have you noticed how much they look alike? really scary and Gaddafi’s convoy was hit by zingers, sorry I meant stingers. Dont feel to bad about gaddafi pleading for his life. In 42 years he would have heard the pleas many times over. Pity, he didnt listen to them either. Read more »
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Bev says:
In my personal opinion, the KFC style chicken can not be all that good for our health after a certain age, no offence. Because of the very high fat content & all those trans fatty acids which occur during the frying process!! Agreed but it was not always like that. … Read more »
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