Kevin Foley

One of the many life lessons we have been taught by former South Australian treasurer Kevin Foley is that it is best to wear a disguise when buying hotpants for your girlfriend.

Foley's press conference on the day of the 2010 assault. Photo: Bianca de Marchi

Earlier this year it was reported that Foley had bought some raunchy undergarments for his sheila du jour from an Adelaide boutique on his return from an overseas trip. The story emerged from the store where he made the purchase, proving that the bums who were happy to take the bloke’s money were equally happy to get straight on the telephone to a gossip columnist to peddle their invasive little story.

Despite being a very good treasurer and a likeable if flawed human being, it appears to be Kevin Foley’s lot in life that no form of ridicule or no level of rumour-mongering is off limits. His treatment by the public, sections of the media and his political opponents following his assault outside an Adelaide bar, even at the noteworthy hour of 4am, is something which we should reflect on now that the truth has emerged following the guilty plea by his assailant in the Magistrates Court this week.

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  • stephen says:

    01:34pm | 24/09/11

    Shep, I reckon he got done over by a thieving magpie, on the bike. (He, not the bird.) And don’t let the pollie tell you otherwise. Read more »

  • Robert Smissen Of rural SA says:

    01:28pm | 24/09/11

    WOW! ! ! ! Marilyn, you do draw a long bow don’t you? News Ltd & the ABC? What no aliens & agents of darkness? ? You are slipping in your haverings. Foley has been around long enough to collect his huge golden handshake & think most of the pushing… Read more »

 

This was a different budget. The SA Budget papers were coated in soft blue hues and carried a picture of a nurse and a baby. Even before state Treasurer Jack Snelling opened his mouth yesterday to tell assembled reporters all about his first budget the message was clear. This is a different Treasurer and a new era.

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The hard edges that so oftened characterised his predecessor Kevin Foley were to be buffed smooth by Snelling. Foley used to love Budget day. He would relish the battle with the media, jumping in boots and all, to defend, sell and promote his budget.

That was all very well in the days when the Rann Government was flying high. When elections were being won and the cash was rolling in from Canberra there was plenty to shout loud about.

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  • Edward James says:

    06:51pm | 10/06/11

    The Labor Party not just its governments has been no dam good for almost twenty years. If you really want to help Labor change, its simple vote them right out of government and into the street do not let them pick up almost four dollars of your money for each… Read more »

  • Harquebus says:

    06:44pm | 10/06/11

    Eventually, maybe. Another great die off and 50 million years of waiting. Who knows? Read more »

 

For a blubbering, lonely, unlucky-in-love, toxic politician with a ‘hit-me’ sign on his back, SA Police Minister and former Treasurer Kevin Foley sure has risen in my estimations.

Lonely, unlucky in love, but at least he faces up to scrutiny. Photo: Courier Mail.

I can’t believe he’s still standing. I can’t believe he hasn’t packed his bags (no, not just for his latest overseas jaunt) and signed a lucrative deal for his own guts-spilling talkback radio show.

I can’t believe he only slightly teared up at his press conference last Monday. I’d have been pulling my hair out, frothing at the mouth and howling with sheer exasperation. Not least because of the double standards that have applied to him and Premier Mike Rann in the past 18 months.

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  • Giovanna says:

    08:44pm | 09/03/12

    Gay marriage may be a ysmbolic issue, but as a practical matter it is largely meaningless.  The reason being that de facto relationships are recognised by the government here and are on a more or less equal footing to marriage   something that is often not the case overseas.  And… Read more »

  • hot tub political machine says:

    04:15pm | 11/04/11

    We probably still know them here though, in our kind of - everyone knows everything in a country town, we only have 2 degrees of seperation way. Read more »

 

Within weeks, South Australians will have a clear idea of who will replace Premier Mike Rann before the 2014 state election.

Treasurer and deputy Premier Kevin Foley is set to step down. Pic: Calum Robertson

It’s a race between Employment Minister Jack Snelling and Attorney-General John Rau - both ministerial cleanskins with with less than a year’s experience in the ministry.

Both men are jostling to take over the role of Deputy Premier which the incumbent Kevin Foley is set to step down from when he returns in three weeks from a defence industry trip to the US.

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  • anti mike rann says:

    12:31pm | 04/08/11

    what a joke why put snelling in he couldnt get speed bumps on are road due to dangerous driving and bassically parmed it off to nothing Read more »

  • GManderson says:

    08:43am | 19/01/11

    Ah yes. 60s SA.  Halcyon days, eh Smissen. Let’s see if we can just fine tune your wonky old memory a bit. bzzt skweek xxt sst zzzt ah hah, got it on the old rotary tuner! Back to 60’s SA then. The 60s. When archaic pub laws saw the disgusting… Read more »

 

An Underbelly-style TV dramatisation of NSW politics would most certainly need to be broadcast after the watershed. (See various examples here and here.) It has been tried to an extent with Victoria in the show Tangle but given the general civility of that state’s politics in contrast to the rest of the country the outcome was predictably beige.

SA Treasurer Kevin Foley leaving the Intercontinental with two women after the event.

Enter South Australia, where the dalliances are G-rated and when a guy wants to mix it with the Premier he goes at him with a rolled-up wine magazine. This weekend they were at it again in an episode involving political intrigue, a date gone awry, glamorous blondes, and a magnificent expletive-laden spray by the state Treasurer who just months ago lamented: “I wish at times that I did not portray myself as an arrogant person.”

The Australian reports on it in detail today but the potted version is as follows: Opposition Leader Isobel Redmond had a date with the newly-single Attorney-General John Rau. She showed up, but he didn’t. She was escorted to a box where she found Rau enjoying the company of a blonde 20-something who it seems was set up for the AG by the Treasurer, Kevin Foley. Everyone was terribly embarrassed and later when Foley, who is Acting Premier, was snapped by photographers leaving a party he called their newspaper to tell the duty editor: “You are a c . . ., you’re all c . . . s, the paper is a f . . king c . . .”.

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  • Steph says:

    03:27pm | 23/06/10

    Graham, you spelled bogan incorrectly. Pot Kettle? Read more »

  • Freeman says:

    03:53pm | 22/06/10

    Christian real,  you’re something else, mate. the most one eyed creature i’ve ever come across. since abbott become leader he has endured relentless assaults over his conservative views and thoughts on gay marriage that are in line with Rudd’s, his performance as health minister, views on climate change ect, even… Read more »

 

If you missed yesterday’s excellent interview with South Australian Treasurer Kevin Foley on Adelaidenow here’s the potted version – he doesn’t want the top job, he just wants a girl.

For the uninitiated, Foley is the man who last year went public about the collapse of his marriage, his subsequent failed relationships with a raft of women, his battle with depression, his late-night ruminations about whether his political career has been worth the sacrifice. Late last year to his eternal credit he was filmed at an Adelaide karaoke venue singing the above rendition of The Gambler.

The serious takeout from the Foley interview was that he appears to have put his leadership aspirations on hold and will serve as a loyal deputy until such time as Mike Rann goes of his own volition. Not that he was being that presumptuous – he admitted to being really worried about whether Labor would get home tomorrow at all.

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  • Mark F says:

    12:43pm | 20/03/10

    yes but women you meet all stand on a street corner, he is aiming for higher Read more »

  • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

    02:20pm | 19/03/10

    Therein lies his problem, he wants a girl when reality says that a WOMAN would make more sense, considering his age. Consider it from the girl’s point of view, why would you want to go out with one of your dad’s peers or for that matter, your grandfather’s? ? ?… Read more »

 

We knew something was up when the party pies ran out. There was a whiff of the end of times that the cheap percolated coffee couldn’t quite hide.

Exciting stuff: Journalists in the federal Budget lock-up in Canberra.

And so it came to pass. The state Budget lock up was no more.

South Australia – first state to give women the vote, to ban plastic bags and forbid groups of people who ride motorcycles from hanging out together, has now become the first state to lose the lock up.

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  • Eric says:

    06:06pm | 18/06/09

    The problem with locking up journos is that they keep letting them out again. Read more »

  • JG says:

    02:10pm | 18/06/09

    Thank the gods of bureaucracy for that. Budget lockups have been a farce for years. Hope this sanity spreads. It’s bloody cold in Canberra at winter time. Read more »

 

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