Kevin Costner

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, 1991 Spoiler alert: Tenuous links between Kevin Costner, Joe’s mum, and the Melbourne Spring Racing Carnival

In 1991 Bryan Adams had a good old fashioned tug at the world’s heartstrings with the smash hit ballad “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You”. The song was the theme to the classic motion picture Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and was written to express the way Robin Hood felt about Maid Marian. It also, by an uncanny coincidence, describes exactly how my mother feels about me.

This was never more clear than when I went home to Melbourne for the weekend on a racing junket and thought I would pop by the old family homestead afterwards. I won’t delve too much into a description of said homestead except to say that it is the sort of house which does not so much have rooms as it does narrow pathways cut through piles of old newspapers.

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  • Gary Bradbury says:

    12:21pm | 11/11/09

    I understand they have yet to cast the role of Max in the soon to be made Mad Max. I say look no further than Kev. He’s virtually unknown these days and the Americans wouldn’t have to over dub his lines for Cinema release in the states. Read more »

  • Cly says:

    10:56pm | 06/11/09

    I much prefer Robin Hood, Men In Tights. Would have to say it’s the only worthwhile Robin Hood flick I’ve seen to date. Read more »

 

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