Karl Bitar

James Packer had better watch his back. He’s just hired the guy who helped knock off former NSW Premier Morris Iemma for Nathan Rees, then rolled Rees for Kristina Keneally, and played a key role in last year’s putsch which replaced Kevin Rudd with Julia Gillard.

Gun for hire Karl Bitar. Photo: Kym Smith

On the basis of recent performance, the appointment of former national ALP secretary Karl Bitar as Crown Casino government relations lobbyist could mean that the gambling empire will soon be run by Kerry Stokes from the Seven Network.

If there is such a thing as purgatory it may well be Melbourne’s Crown Casino. There is a story that at the Casino’s gala opening in 1997, dozens of white doves were released into the night sky, and were promptly incinerated in the balls of flame that blast from the braziers on the Yarra’s banks. It might be an apocryphal tale but it’s a nice bit of imagery for a place which wrongly presents gambling as nothing other than innocent fun.

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  • ant says:

    08:54am | 30/05/11

    I defy you to walk up to the average Australian voter and ask them who Bitar is. They don’t know who he is and they don’t care who he is. The only people who care about this are journalists and if Bitar was a Liberal and a wasp they wouldn’t… Read more »

  • Harquebus says:

    11:28am | 29/05/11

    If he does then, he really is an idiot. Read more »

 

Julia Gillard may be running out of time to stamp her authority on the government as the first murmurings of unease emerge.

Even the Koreans don't know what Julia's all about. Picture: Ray Strange

A curious lack of courage on something as simple as allowing its MPs a conscience vote on same sex unions raises fears that the new government may be bundled up with the old in voters’ minds.

During the election campaign the question of who Julia Gillard was became central. It even led Ms Gillard to declare that she would come out from behind the campaign artifice and allow voters to see the ``real Julia’‘. The idea was sound but announcing it was just plain dopey.

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  • They is all dodgin the hard ones says:

    12:13pm | 18/11/10

    Julia is more comfortable speak at school children and not discussing matters with other international leaders. Parliament wants to fill in time talking about gay marriage, long winded debates on carbon taxes & their own pay rises. Mean while the voters are not entitled to be told why the monoploies… Read more »

  • Sven Gali says:

    06:35pm | 15/11/10

    What “seem”, Mark ? Disingenuous apology not accepted. Grow up, son. Read more »

 

In an age of texting, Tweeting and Facebooking it’s the Campaign 2010 version of a Jane Austen courtship – brimming with potential for misinterpretation, hurt feelings and cross purposes.

The Gentlemen's starched collars constrained their growing passions…

Instead of picking up the phone (so 2009) the National Director of the Liberal Party Brian Loughnane and the National Secretary of the ALP Karl Bitar have taken to firing off increasingly melodramatic letters to each other.

Between each line you can almost feel the building tension over tomorrow night’s proposed debate / people’s forum / Roman wrestling bout between Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott in Brisbane.

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  • MarK says:

    11:45am | 18/08/10

    The hate is strong in this one…let go of your dark thoughts embrace the Force and walk in the light. Read more »

  • MarK says:

    11:44am | 18/08/10

    I would pay to see that. As long as Hornswoggle gets to cameo…it ain’t wrestling without a dwarf. Read more »

 

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