Kandahar

Writer, comedian and Can of Worms reporter Dan Ilic visited Aussie diggers in Afghanistan last month to perform a series of comedy shows. Today, he writes about what he saw and experienced, in the first of a two-part report.

Here are some tips for comedians. Never try out new jokes to a hostile crowd. If you do, keep it short.

Whatever you do, don’t go out to an unfamiliar audience and give them 15 minutes of new material you wrote just for them until you’ve actually learnt all the jokes. I did this recently on stage in front of a crowd of about 50.

I could tell the gig was going to be dull. It’s called Funny Shui: the audience all self-consciously sit as far away as possible from the stage. I couldn’t even make eye contact with this group. Showtime.

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  • Paul says:

    02:41pm | 10/11/11

    Actually there is a “KFC” in Kabul, its just not owned by the Colonel, and its in Kabul, not ISAF headquarters, so you military types would never have seen it. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    12:13am | 05/11/11

    He’s funny enough if you are sweating at 3am and the 5am rise means you have to put on 35 kgs of backpack, and then walk and fight. It’s hard enough - agreed - but we should be sending 50,000 there, not 15. Either we fight properly, (I mean, do… Read more »

 

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