Julia Gillard
The most dispiriting intellectual spectacle of the past decade would have to be the so-called “history wars”, where academics, politicians and commentators on the extreme left and right battled for domination in telling the story of modern Australia.

The history wars were essentially an exercise both in understatement and overstatement. The right-wingers tried to pretend that Australian history was nothing other than a happy story involving the orderly and humane progression of European civilisation on these shores, where no indigenous children were ever stolen, no families ever broken up, and whatever dislocation or hardship Aborigines experienced was at worst an accident, brought about by the purest of motives.
The left-wingers retaliated by branding the conservatives as liars, and telling a version of Australian history which reads like a long string of human rights abuses, with repeated acts of savagery against a wholly peaceful indigenous populace.
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With all this public confessing, rending of garments and epiphanies going on you’d be forgiven for thinking Kevin Rudd had run screaming back into the arms of Catholicism.

The Prime Minister’s reversion was completed fittingly on the Sabbath yesterday on the high alter of Sunday morning politics, Insiders.
It’s a shrine he hasn’t visited for quite some time. Forgive me Barry for I have sinned, it’s been 21 months since my last appearance.
(Does anyone else think it’s a coincidence Rudd’s new-found martyrdom started simmering about the time the Pope confirmed the canonisation of Mary McKillop? Divine inspiration maybe?)
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persephone says:
Ah yes, but every six months I come back to the world above, bringing light out of the darkness and life back to the dead land. Not bad work if you can get it. (I really dig being a goddess, beats being Julia Gillard any day). Read more »
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persephone says:
Buc I knew noone could use actual facts to disprove my statements, thanks for proving that. Read more »
I used to work in this pub in Wollongong where come Census time some of the regulars would scarper for the hills. I also remember a bus stop near where I grew up bearing the graffiti: “NO AUSTRALIA CARD” for most of the mid 80s, so I get there are people who are a little skeptical (read paranoid) about the Government knowing their business.

But I just heard the Punch’s Mark Kenny at the Press Club ask Julia Gillard about the “Orwellian” nature of the proposed new ID number for Australian school students Phil Coorey flagged in the Herald this morning.
The Opposition quickly jumped on the plan, with Tony Abbott today saying: I think that people have names and I think that it ought to be possible to identify people’s performance based on their names, based on who they are.”
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Davido says:
Wow DG never heard someone say they want to be treated like a number. Anyway…. Your last paragraph hits the point exactly. We the people should be in control of the country through the instrument of Government. People who blindly trust the democratic process are I would say - naive.… Read more »
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acker says:
Student ID will help the education department macro manage and perhaps remove the lower performing teachers, which is why the teachers union is screaming like stuck pigs. Read more »
WHEN calls came in the lead-up to Australia Day to remove the British ensign from our flag, the idea was slapped down. Australians had fought and competed under this one, the Government said in an argument more often deployed by monarchists.

When the idea of putting the republic back on the agenda came up, this time from Attorney General Robert McClelland no less, it too got short shrift from the leadership when asked publicly. Perhaps this is unsurprising from the socially conservative Rudd Government. But the agent of both of these off the cuff rejections, was not Kevin Rudd, but rather, his deputy, the left-aligned, Julia Gillard.
There is a growing body of evidence that ``Red Julia’’ as some on the Right have derided her, has been busily repositioning herself to be in contention for the Labor leadership should Kevin Rudd’s star fade. I’ll come back to that shortly.
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Anjuli says:
I doubt if people in Perth would vote for Labor in the next election after what he has done with the GST pay back to the state he has redirected nearly half a million dollars of our 10% tax to NSW and Victoria yes we got some infrastructure money but… Read more »
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Chris says:
But look at what those higher tax paying nations get: better hospitals, better education(completely free university, as opposed to the “2 tier” system here of full fee paying and HECS) and high speed internet that the Australian government can only dream of (10Mbs? I have friends in The Netherlands who… Read more »
Deciding to take a peek at the My School website was a little like tuning in to Big Brother – I knew what I was about to see might alarm me, but I couldn’t help being drawn in for a little look.

And given the huge number of hits on the site over the last few weeks, there is no doubt that education – and the quality of education – is a huge issue, although I did wonder if they were all guilt ridden mothers like me who spend too much time on the net.
Just like Big Brother, My School has proven a high rater on the shock factor. I saw schools extolled by Ministers as models of inspiration and hard work look like they’re failing.
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natasha says:
Doesn’t it come back to housing, land values and the way Sydney has become a divided city and NSW a divided state? We have such blatant divisions between the rich and poor in our city/ State. This is what needs to be addressed. We need public housing, more of it,… Read more »
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Usually a Labor voter says:
Persephone, The Naplan results have always been available to parents - they appeared in school annual reports and were available at any time if requested from the school. In that sense, the My School website hasn’t provided any information that wasn’t previously available. Saying that funding is available because of… Read more »
In the mid 1990s the teachers credit union Satisfac came up with a kindly and seemingly innocent idea to celebrate the excellent work of its teacher members.

The credit union, which historically had served teachers but like many other institutions now has a wide customer base, decided that to recognise the role of the teaching profession in its own development it would establish an annual awards event called The Best Teacher Awards.
But when the awards were initially proposed the reaction from the teachers union was one of outrage and dismay. Satisfac was told in no uncertain terms to shelve the idea, with the union arguing it was the height of impertinence for a credit union – or anyone else for that matter – to declare that some teachers were better than others.
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angryteacher says:
Without the time to read every comment, the idea of performance based pay for teachers will not work for one simple reason: no two schools, no two classes, no two students are exactly alike. How could the performance of a Year 1 teacher in a leafy inner city suburban primary… Read more »
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Jolanda says:
Greg the keeping of my kids down was by the Selective Schools Unit (SSU) not by individual schools. The SSU tampered with their test marks and school applications in order to discredit them and me (as I was making public complaints to the media and the Minister) about the neglect… Read more »
The release of My School data as part of the Rudd Government’s ‘Education Revolution’ begs the question about a key issue in improving classroom performance – teacher standards and school-based professional culture.

We should pay teachers more and be seeking to attract more of our best young people into teaching. But we also need to address what is usually un-discussable industrially: poorly performing and unprofessional teachers in some schools.
When the Education Minister, Julia Gillard, reviews the data on classroom performance, more funding should not be the only response to target underperforming schools. Helping Principals shape high performance professional school culture will be just as important.
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Maria Rattray says:
I can’t say I have read all these responses, but I’d like to steer the debate away from teacher-slanging and accountability if I may, and perhaps open another perspective to the debate. . Let me preface this by pointing out that today’s classrooms are a far cry from those experienced… Read more »
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Tizzanne says:
National curriculum, standardized teaching methods, accountabillity by teachers and relevant curriculum are the most important factors in educating our kids. A teacher who cannot spell properly or write legibly cannot teach the kids to do so. A testing system used across the country for kids who follow different curriculums cannot… Read more »
Maybe it’s Tony Abbott’s own fault, and maybe he thinks it’s fantastic, but I’m a bit creeped out by the amount of attention being paid to the new Opposition Leader’s, um, assets.
Log on to any blog or social networking site in the past 36 hours and you’re likely to find as much in-depth analysis of Mr Abbott’s physical characteristics as his policy range. And I’m not talking about the size and shape of his ears.
While this might be a great boost to The Punch’s Question Time Live coverage - bring on the influx of stay-at-home-mums tuning into APAC at 2pm on sitting days - can you imagine what would happen if the same conversations were taking place about Julia Gillard?
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Natasha Mittilini says:
The media really really hates TOny Abbott. They will keep trying to discredit him. But I feel it wont work. Labors CTS is just a burearucratic tax to further inflate our already huge public service middle managers and administrators Once upon a time I was anti Tony Abbott also but… Read more »
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Lucee says:
Only when and if there is anything positive to write about, would suspect. Tory’s still looking. Read more »
A funny thing happened on the way from the last week’s Principals Forum with Federal Education Minister Julia Gillard.

Listening to subsequent media reports describing the National Conversation as a ‘firestorm’ and a ‘showdown’, I began to wonder whether I’d been at a different forum.
My role was as moderator. I did consider wearing a flak jacket.
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iansand says:
acker@2:30 You seem to be having trouble distinguishing between your daughter and a school. (Hint: The school is probably made of bricks and mortar.) The league tables will not rate individual children, but schools. If you think that Sunshine and Toorak will not be compared you should get out more. … Read more »
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acker says:
@iansand The two disciplines you mention “literacy” and “numeracy” form the foundation of just about every thing taught at school’s All the Australian children in grades 3-5-7 & 9 do the same test. It offers a true snapshot on how your child is traveling compared to others at the same… Read more »
Deputy PM and Education Minister Julia Gillard joined us today on Punch TV on Sky News, discussing asylum seekers, school league tables, the economy and the next election. We also asked her about the tensions within the Left Faction over the future of frontbencher Laurie Ferguson whose seat has been abolished. Watch it here.
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Nonr says:
Trust Labor and suffer, thats the way it has always been and that is the way it will always be. Read more »
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RT says:
Don’t worry, Old Clive, the bar at the RSL club is open now. Read more »
She might be the dux of the year, who’s given additional homework for extra credit, but the Deputy Prime Minister deserves detention this week for disrupting the rest of the class.
By being too smart for her own good, and too big for her own boots, Julia Gillard is the one responsible for Question Time this week descending into what’s been widely regarded as a farce.

And if the Opposition have seemed a little hysterical, it’s because Gillard took the ball and refused to give it back.
Don’t miss Punch TV at 12.30pm today on Sky News. The Punch team will be discussing parliament with Housing Minister Tanya Plibersek.
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Michael says:
Tory Tory Tory, the stiletto may be on the other foot, but just quietly, C Pyne rather looks like he might enjoy a heeling grind to the sternum or points southward by Julia G. As has been noted elsewhere, the Minister for many things actually does attend to the meat… Read more »
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Wayne says:
Hey Kenny B. I hate all party politics full stop. I take no offence about what you say about Hockey or who ever. The only democratic way to run this country is with true independents who represent their constituents and not the party line. We are run by voted in… Read more »
Five years ago, Glen Viegas cut into a live wire as he worked on the construction of a shopping centre on the NSW Central Coast. That wire should have been disconnected. But it wasn’t. Glen was killed, and an hour and a half later, his wife Andreia had to pull back a white hospital sheet to identify her husband’s body.
Next time you see burly construction workers marching in a protest, consider stories like Andreia’s, and the fact that on average, one construction worker dies from work every week.
The experience of Andreia, and others like her, is what motivates trade unionists when we push for the best possible health and safety laws.
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Sharon Vassar says:
I have a son and son in law who are electricians. I am a widow and know how it feels to lose part of your heart. So as their mum and a long time tax contributer I would expect that the Govt. I support and vote for will rethink any… Read more »
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GJS says:
Risk management = lowest possible cost to employer and just hope that they dont get caught when cutting corners. Some industry takes it seriously but unless there is a union presence good intentions often make way for $$$$ There needs to be regulations with teeth and the resources to enforce… Read more »
Over the last couple of weeks the Deputy Prime Minister has been plugging two developing holes in a massive dam wall.

The first has been caused by the waste and mismanagement associated with the Julia Gillard memorial halls debacle. A programme wasting so much money that a school in Sydney is going to refuse free money.
The second hole in the dam wall is growing quickly and relates to her changes to the industrial award system and her promise that neither workers nor small business would be worse off with her changes to the industrial award system. A promise she knew couldn’t be kept.
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cat says:
delperro, the liberal government had an annual grant that schools could apply for, for anything they wanted. When labour came into power they shut down this grant in order to pay for those laptops all school children were to receive. Where are those laptops now? Read more »
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RD says:
What is funny is that it would appear that Kevin Rudd thinks Julia Gillard can perform both jobs better herself than to assign her a single portfolio, and pass the other one to another member. This government is going to suffer greatly as it is relying on popularity to promote… Read more »
Julia Gillard’s week got a lot better just before lunch time yesterday with the announcement the latest jobs figures had held steady.

The general consensus was the data saved her from the hammering she’s been getting in Question Time over the dodgy mess the administration of the Building the Education Revolution plan has turned out to be.
And yes our jobless figures look pretty flash compared with the rest of the world. But the Government shouldn’t be jumping up and down just yet - and to her credit Gillard resisted the urge.
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Richard of brissy says:
Guys Guys Guys, all this natter. Bottom line there was a POT OF MONEY left by the Libs and the Labour party + union party spent Millions to get elected and get their noses in the trough. Now they are just distributing the money to all their friends and when… Read more »
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John A Neve says:
In response to Jim @ 1331hrs. You are right we do not know what the coalition would have done in the same situation. But neither do you! Based on all I’ve read, Malcolm would have done much the same, but to a lesser degree. The reality, is most Australians voted… Read more »
Drifiting off during Question Time yesterday it was tempting to wonder what Evesham State School looked like and what its one student might do with a $250,000 library all to herself.

What if the one student at this school is some kind of genius who needs to read 35 books each afternoon Good Will Hunting style?
Well, after contacting Evesham State School in remote central Queensland it turns out it hasn’t received a cent of the fabled $250,000 and, according to its principal and teacher, it won’t receive any of it.
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Will you be angry if i don’t agree? Read more »
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urbananarchist says:
Sadly, we seem to be enduring the longest running election campaign in history. Based on my scan of recent media, this school story seems to be the small tip of a very large iceberg of Ruddard campaign stunts that we have endured since the 2007 election. The Ruddards are still… Read more »
Yesterday saw a pretty poor parliamentary performance from the person widely regarded as the best performer in the Government.

Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard was tickled up by the opposition on a range of Government pressure points - importantly the question of misdirected stimulus spending, whether the signage at schools benefiting from the plan amounts to advertising and its promise that nobody would be worse off under new IR awards.
Of course the star performer isn’t just deputy Prime Minister, she’s Education Minister, Minister for Employment Workplace Relations minister and Social Inclusion Minister. And this is the point: Education and IR and the two portfolios that are right at the pointy end of policy and politics and the moment and it’s fair to ask whether the pressure of this super-portfolio is starting to get to Gillard.
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Alex says:
Shelley, my daughters school has 350 students and the last time I heard, the one student school the Prince Of Mince mentioned countless times yesterday, was not actually receiving that money. Yet another concocted story by the Libs… are they just going to make up stories for everything in Question… Read more »
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vented spleen says:
In defence of Julia let me say that her ‘Speaking English’ lessons are coming along just fine. Read more »
One of the great benefits of representing a regional electorate is the opportunity to attend many local shows.

Whether it is Mount Barker, Mount Pleasant, Strathalbyn or Kangaroo Island – shows represent what is great about regional Australia – although you can take or leave the Dagwood Dogs.
But there is a danger lurking for these regional celebrations in the form of yet another bungled Rudd Government “reform”, a danger that threatens the very survival of the small regional shows.
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stephen says:
I love backpackers. They’re different. (maaate) Read more »
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stephen says:
Instead of the Government regulating businesses, why don’t the people do it. A website could be set up, naming recalcitrant corporations and enterprizes which abuse their authority toward workers. The website would be specific, and consumer pressure would be brought to bear. Read more »
POLITICAL dropout Peter Costello is unlikely to have spent even a minute watching A-Pac’s live feed of this mundane ALP national conference. There’s every chance the footy-mad ex-treasurer is mooching around the house in his black and red tracky dacks watching Essendon tapes, his mind focussed on tomorrow’s do-or-die clash with West Coast as the Bombers try to keep their spot in the eight.

Had he tuned into proceedings from Darling Harbour, John Howard’s perpetual political bridesmaid would probably have had a bit of a knowing grin at watching Julia Gillard make her own transformation to the position he held for so long - warm-up act to a bloke who has no real intention of ever leaving the prime ministership.
Costello has spoken about the sense of tedium and frustration which accompanied his bib-and-bub act with John Howard at the annual Liberal Party conventions.
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david wood says:
you have got to be joking…..if she ever becomes prime minister i’m packing my bags and going overseas to tassie i guess! she can’t even tell me what social inclusion is and she has that port-folio! Read more »
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Havern Maven says:
Yeah I liked her so much better than Poh…oh….. Read more »
Kevin Rudd needs more Pink Floyd. The Floyd’s classic lyrics from The Wall album denigrate the standard of teachers and curriculum as “just another brick in the wall”.
I’m sure David Gilmour, Roger Waters and other band members would be amazed to learn that thirty years later Australia is attempting an Education Revolution based wholly on bricks in the wall. Okay, maybe I oversimplify it. It’s not just bricks, there’s a range of other building products going into Kevin and Julia’s fabulously named ‘Building the Education Revolution’ program.
Now I don’t mean to overload on dark sarcasm. But isn’t an education revolution far more than bricks and mortar? How about first class curriculum? Higher teacher standards? Modern learning tools? Smaller class sizes? Advancing both the vocational and the academic?
Or, how about a controversial three C’s for our education system – competition, choice and control? These factors, which can empower families, parents and students while encouraging excellence from teachers and schools, seem to be sorely lacking in any current revolutionary discussions.
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Caz says:
I have lived in the UK for the last 15 years, teaching in London schools. We have done some serious investigating into the ‘Building Schools for the Future’ programme and those behind the Academy Schools agenda in the UK. What we have come up with is disturbing indeed. The head… Read more »
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iansand says:
Parents deciding the direction of education? Creationism here we come. I was once an office bearer for a P&C. The choice of spending a chunk of budget came down to spending money on library books or funding the part time employment of a junior sports instructor. Guess what the parents… Read more »
Parliamentary question time, at least for politics tragics, used to be the best free entertainment around. The galleries would be packed with the political version of football fans eager to see their favourite players in full flight.
The public started to lose interest not long after the Rudd government came to power. Now even the press gallery is almost deserted half way through question time. On Tuesday, a viewing area that seats over 100 held just 12 journalists at 3pm. The forty or so who’d watched the start of proceedings had mostly drifted away as ministers bored relentlessly through just 12 answers in an hour.
What’s happened since the glory days of Paul Keating and Peter Costello?
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stephen says:
Yes, 10 out of 10 Tony. Kev and Jules are as interesting as an oil slick. This may affect policy -hell, I hope not - and I just thought of something : ever thought of going for the top job yourself (now that John Hewson’s out of the way)! Read more »
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Allan L says:
I use to think that Kim Beazley was a windbag but Rudd makes him look like a paragon of brevity and succinctness. Rudd windbaggery has certainly made him open to the charge of misleading the Parliament. Rudd’s pride or disdain of parliament has led him to erase emails and in… Read more »
So the ability for Union reps to get into state schools depends on them being invited in by the school principal- who, in most cases is going to be a paid up member of one of the most militant unions, the Teachers Federation. That should ensure access. There should be no place in education for propaganda!

Julia Gillard feigns a fight with Trade Unions at their annual conference but gives her blessing to the indoctrination of school students 14 years and up. Funny thing –those who are 17 years now will be voters in the next Federal and State elections and the Labor Party affiliated unions will be in the school with the imprimatur of officialdom drumming up support for themselves and Labor candidates.
To use a Ruddism ‘fair shake of the sauce bottle’ –I think the Liberals need equal access to at least balance the message.
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Nigel says:
“There should be no place in education for propaganda!” Similarly, there should be no place in Punch for propaganda, especially when it is so badly written. Read more »
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Nick says:
Very low. What a lot of contradictory nonsense… “There should be no place in education for propaganda!” “I think the Liberals need equal access to at least balance the message.” Read more »
HE may have strangled the Aussie language but Kevin Rudd remains an overwhelming favourite with punters according to the poll that really matters - the Press Gallery Mid Winter Ball eBay auction.

The Prime Minister and his would-be assassin, Malcolm Turnbull, along with the globe-trotting Julia Gillard, have “donated” themselves as part of the Ball’s efforts to raise funds for a raft of charities.
Just over 48 hours before Canberra’s night of nights, the PM holds a handy lead over his two"rivals” - with a mystery punter bidding over $15,000 to have dinner with the country’s leader.
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natalie Woodley says:
Nothing to do with this article, presently listening to you on Sky News Agenda, “sage words of Penny Wong”, anyone who quotes a word that ignoramus utters, they have a real problem. We are not all ignorant and “lemmings” out here, some actually heard what Barnaby Joyce actually said, NOT… Read more »

Whilst becoming a journalist holds as much interest to me as being a Liberal MP does for Laura Tingle, I find a great deal of attraction in using my inaugural contribution to thepunch.com.au to make some predictions for the next 12 months in Australian politics.
The golden rule for an MP is not to become a political commentator, and long term predictions in politics are a dangerous business.
This high risk indulgence is completely irresistible to our competitive friends in the Canberra Press Gallery. Often they will be based around election timing, leadership and of course who will win the next election.
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John says:
Hey Mr Dutton! if you are so confident the Liberals will win the next election so easily, why have you deserted Dickson and tried to get another seat? Have a crisis of confidence, Sonny? Read more »
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j says:
Labor supporters are a charming lot, aren’t? As always it’s good to see the dregs of the country running the country and their government handouts greedy white-trash supporters do what white-trash always do and that’s being abusive. Read more »
The improbably named Ark Tribe is on the verge of creating the first real schism between the Rudd Government and the union movement.
The knockabout building worker is in court in Adelaide today facing charges of refusing to answer questions to the Australian Building and Construction Commission, a charge that carries a maximum penalty of six months jail.
If convicted, Tribe will become the first trade unionist to be jailed since the 1960s. when Clarrie O’Shea was locked up for refusing to disclose internal union documents, sparking a general strike.
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Darryl Brazenall says:
The Cole inquisition should be seen for what it is and what it stands for :- Judge, Jury and Chief Executioner, just add a victim trying to do the right thing, attempting to protect his workmates, his family and himself from a potentially horrendous death or injury. How many of… Read more »
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Dan Murphy says:
It seems this Gillard lady’s not for the turning in the war on union thugs and flying pickets, although it seems she’s turning more into Maggie Thatcher each week. So is Labor going to jail a unionist for not telling the secret police what was said at a safety meeting?… Read more »
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