Jordan Paris

Stand-up comedy’s a funny thing…but there’s nothing funny about stealing another comedian’s jokes.  Unless you do it on national television and it spawns hilarious Twitter hashtags like #JordanParisQuotes and #Jordangate.  But seriously, there’s nothing funny about stealing another comedian’s jokes.  Unless it leads to me scrolling through my Facebook news feed pissing myself laughing.  But even then it’s not funny.

The Jordan Paris story is right here just in case you haven’t checked it out. And you can see the original Lee Mack routine there as well.

Now something that happens a lot is comedians make jokes about the same subjects.  Airplane travel, wives, husbands, kids, jobs, the killing of Osama Bin Laden - the list goes on.  But those jokes are never almost word-for-word identical.  Every comedian approaches things in their own unique way, so while the subject is the same, the journey and the destination are always a little different.  But you’d have to be one hell of a believer in divine synchronicity to suggest that someone isn’t ripping someone off in this instance.

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  • Sally says:

    02:01pm | 04/06/11

    Re: the “it’s the same as singing someone else’s song” excuses being used here - no it’s not.  When you sing someone else’s song in a public forum (ie. a National Television show), the producers of that show have to pay royalties to the original artist via APRA (the Australian… Read more »

  • Jason Todd says:

    08:04pm | 31/05/11

    A lady walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one. Totally not my material, but possibly my favourite joke. Read more »

 

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