Johnny Depp

Happy Johnny Depp Day everyone! OK, maybe that’s not an actual holiday, but it should be.

Wish I could earn $20 million for a bad wig and eye makeup

On this glorious day in 1963,  John Christopher Depp II came into the world. His rugged good looks have won him the hearts of women (not to mention a few men) everywhere and have seen him pocket more than $20 million for a single movie. That could be why he now owns his own private island in the Bahamas.

Tough life huh? Maybe his next investment will be a small country. I hear Lichtenstein is on the rental market for $US70,000 a night. Thursday’s a great day… or is it? Tell us.

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