John Paul Langbroek

There are certain things you can admit to in public life in Australia and recover from. Troy Buswell had a sexual encounter with a chair. He sniffed it, good and hard. He’s the Treasurer of Western Australia.

Oh Sebastian, I wish that ethereal-looking sheila with the parasol would make herself scarce.

If only Queensland Liberal Leader John-Paul Langbroek had suffered a similar lapse of judgment, he could have been the state’s next Premier.

But his admission that he spent his university days ponsing around campus holding a teddy bear after the style of young Lord Sebastian Flyte from the effete period drama Brideshead Revisited is an irrecoverable clanger - especially in a state where haute cuisine means you’ve remembered to put the pineapple ring on top of the ham steak, or a vertical tasting refers to the first 10 Bundys of the evening. 

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  • grew up in the 80s says:

    12:45pm | 21/09/09

    People who listened to the Style Council in the 80s wouldnt be seen dead carrying a teddy bear around. I think the sort of music you mean is the Thompson Twins. Thats more like it. Read more »

  • Terry says:

    07:03pm | 20/09/09

    Pineapple on top of your hamsteak!  Now there’s an idea! Read more »

 

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