Unless you’re Captain Jack Sparrow, Ryan Gosling, or part of a ‘90s boy band revival group, male jewellery is seldom a good idea.

Watch out! Those fish are after your time piece. Picture: Supplied.

Bracelets, chains, and earrings don’t complement Adam’s apples, in the same way Craig Thomson and credit cards don’t mix, and Rod Stewart’s nasal passages don’t gel with C-Dust.

The one exception to this rule for self-respecting blokes seeking an accessory is, of course, the watch*.

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  • Peter says:

    05:56pm | 16/11/12

    It’s worth whatever someone wh=ould pay me for it. Pales into insignifiance next to the collection of some bankers who pay 7 figures for one watch. Bruce Willis and Jerry Lewiis are supposed ot have amazing collections. it’s nice to play show and tell when friends come over and tell… Read more »

  • Wayne Kerr says:

    03:14pm | 16/11/12

    Only problem there Philospher was that he alwways had my mum tagging along. Damn spoil sport that woman…just kidding Read more »


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