Jesse Anderson

Right now, millions of monkeys are tapping away at typewriters in cyberspace in an effort to prove that an infinite number of monkeys hitting random keys for an infinite amount of time will inevitably reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

Computer says no. Photo: Herald Sun

By contrast, five or six chimps, three hours and a bottle of mandarin-flavoured vodka will get you the entire works of Stephanie Meyer.

To put the Shakespeare theorem to the test, US programmer Jesse Anderson replicated the experiment with a computer program and says his virtual apes have so far stumbled their way through more than 99 per cent of the Bard’s works.

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  • Ken says:

    09:08am | 11/05/12

    It is very funny that human being are trying to make use of animals in experiments. I just imagined how painful it may be if animals use humans also in their experiments.  -mould- Read more »

  • LJ Dots says:

    07:16pm | 29/09/11

    @andre, I’m afraid you are restricting yourself to the physical manifestation of primate behaviour such as grooming and eating which is observable, measurable and recordable. The monkey typing actually occurs at the ethereal level, they just have not told anyone .. yet. Read more »

 

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