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As a teacher’s kid I grew up on a school campus. This was idyllic for children but, for dogs, it was utopia. Hounds roamed free. Leashes did not exist. And the dog community participated in every aspect of the school’s life.

I've got three bathrooms and an indoor pool…

One maths teacher had a beautiful Labrador who dutifully followed him around school wherever he went, including the classroom. As classes were taught, the Labrador would happily sleep up the front, content in the knowledge that he was on top of his subject having heard this lesson many times before.

An Afghan who lived near the oval loved athletics. During the season he would regularly join the final lap of the 800m and was responsible for many a school record as nervous kids found extra pace with a large dog literally nipping at their heels.

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  • Carolyn says:

    05:00pm | 02/05/12

    Dogs not sprogs!! Cats not brats!! Am fed up with seeing my so-called friends dump their beautiful fur-babies or get rid of them as soon as the human kids come along. Some people ought to be neutered. Read more »

  • Bloke says:

    04:33pm | 02/05/12

    @AFR Mostly bollocks that dominance stuff. Dogs aren’t people. Got a german shepherd sleeping on my bed and she’ll still work when I tell her to. Read more »

 

Moe Albanese is the last butcher standing in New York’s Little Italy. His father, Vincenzo, was a butcher from Polizzi Generosa, in Sicily. Moe’s mother, Mary, also of Sicilian descent, could speak some English.

Moe Albanese and his store. Pic: Paul Toohey (digitally altered)

“My father said to her, ‘You ask the customers what they want and I’ll cut the meat’,” says Moe, who was delivered by midwives at a home birth on this same block in 1925 and has never left the area.

Albanese Meats & Poultry on Elizabeth St is a relic of New York. It is now being crowded out by snappy boutiques and, just to the south, by Chinatown.

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  • pj says:

    07:34pm | 13/02/12

    At first I thought it read Genovese! :( scary… Read more »

  • Zopo says:

    11:27am | 13/02/12

    We the customers are also killing off these businesses. I always live by “You get what you pay for”. The only problem is when I leave work to buy meat or veges butchers are always closed at 5pm same with the fruit shop, if they want to compete maybe they… Read more »

 

The party’s over and the place is a mess.  A sober Mario Monti will be putting the house back into order, clearing the bottles away and scrubbing the carpet.

Ah yes, I can almost feel the emotion. Pic: Renee Nowytarger

Over the next few weeks he’ll probably still be finding knickers down the back of the couch and noticing disturbing stains on the ceiling.

Italy’s financial crisis forced Prime Minister Silvio “Bunga Bunga” Berlusconi to step down - to save the country by delivering it into the safer hands of the credible economist “Super Mario” Monti, whom people have quickly dubbed the “anti-Berlusconi”.

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  • Said says:

    10:05am | 07/02/12

    From a jruono’s perspective, I’ve always found Gillard to be approachable but guarded in her answers. While interviewing her, one can’t help but notice the thought and consideration that goes into her answers. But I imagine that having a frank and open discussion with her about her personal life would… Read more »

  • Pebbles says:

    03:29pm | 23/11/11

    Wowza, prbeolm solved like it never happened. Read more »

 

The markets are melting down again. The ASX 200 fell $33 billion, or around 3 per cent yesterday, on the back of more European scares. As you’d imagine, people like CommSec Chief Economist Craig James were rather busy yesterday. But we managed to grab him for a few quick questions.

It's gettin' hot in here

What’s the best case scenario?
The best case scenario is that the Italian Government comes out with concrete proposals to address its budget situation. Another positive proposition would be instead of calling elections for early next year the Government or the Prime Minister simply resigns and a new government is formed. So anything that would provide a degree of confidence to the markets – at the moment we’ve got nothing.

And the worst case scenario?
It could be anything. It could be countries deciding to exit the Eurozone. It could be continued silence from the Italian officials on dealing with the situation. One of the worst case scenarios could be a country actually physically defaulting on its obligations. So there’s a whole range of negatives out there. There’s no one specific bad scenario; there are a number.

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  • Rod says:

    02:09pm | 13/11/11

    John, both Alan Kohler and I agree with you.  This is no longer an extremist point of view. Read more »

  • Cate says:

    10:59am | 13/11/11

    No.  Julia Gillard and Wayne Swan have it all under control.  We should be hysterical. Read more »

 

They called it Tangentopoli. ‘Tangenti’ is one of the Italian words for ‘bribes’, and Tangentopoli summed up the idea that Italian politics had become a game of Monopoly fuelled by kickbacks.

A protester dressed as the Italian Prime Minister. Pic: AFP

I spent a lot of time in Italy in the 90s, starting with a story for ‘Foreign Correspondent’ in April 1993. Tangentopoli had convulsed the country, with magistrates uncovering vast swathes of corruption involving most of the leading political figures of the previous three decades.

My first encounter with the new reality came in a town in Abruzzo called Chieti. It was a sort of magnified microcosm of Italy, because almost every councillor on the local government had been arrested for corruption.

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  • TCB 24 X7 says:

    08:30pm | 17/02/11

    gillard should tee up with him then. They would make a good couple, the fiery red head and the hot italian sausage. . Read more »

  • mary monica roche says:

    07:15pm | 17/02/11

    Silvio Berlusconi behaves like a rich businessman and covers up corruption like a politician. Silvio Burlesconi would be an ideal prime minister for any conservative party or liberal party anywhere on earth. Read more »

 

Italy joins the Allied forces and declares war on Germany today in 1943.

And it’s Wednesday at The Punch. What’s on your mind? Share it here.

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  • Farkurnell says:

    07:51pm | 13/10/10

    Does this mean we shouldn’t sell them most of QLD and WA and then end up a Banana Republic like PK promised. Read more »

  • Farkurnell says:

    07:42pm | 13/10/10

    don’t worry guys I sure TA will let his attack poodle of the leash again. Read more »

 

Just how stupid are those Italians? I mean, not only are they gullible – they’re really, really dumb.

Can't touch this. Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi

I mean, take a politician like Silvio Berlusconi, who all us foreign journalists know to be sleazy and dishonest… And what do millions of voters do? They elect him. Not just once, mind you. Three times.

You heard me. In three elections Italians have voted for a prime minister who’s a charlatan or – even worse – a 21st Century incarnation of Benito Mussolini. In 2008 he even won an absolute majority in both houses of parliament.

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  • Francesca Disint says:

    01:48am | 13/05/11

    Dear Emma, thank you very much for your comment. I am an Italian 40-years-woman, who has spent 6 years of her life abroad (USA,UK,France,Germany). What you explain is exactly what I would do.Unfortunately we do not have much of a choice. We need a BIG CHANGE, which I do not… Read more »

  • Isabella says:

    07:51am | 15/11/10

    I’m Italian, I found this page and I began reading (and please forgive me my mistakes in grammar). I feel deep ashamed every single time I see that men on television, and not only because he represent our country even if he’s NOT a politician, but, as you said, a… Read more »

 

Italy seems as though it is in a perpetual state of political meltdown. Casually taking in news the average Australian, and indeed much of the Anglo world, is generally of the impression that Italy is a basketcase, but a friendly, charming and good looking basketcase nonetheless.


Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi with deputy Gianfranco Fini

The miraculous Italy with its ability to survive and even thrive in this chaos is, after all, still one of the world’s largest eight economies, albeit strugling.

Now Italy is looking at the possibility of its President Silvio Berlusconi being ousted from office for the third time following a ruling by the high court that he could not be protected from prosecution.

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  • Nicholas James says:

    05:54pm | 11/10/09

    I enjoyed reading this. I find Italy’s socio-political dynamic very entertaining. @Leo Just one point; legalise, not legalize. Please. I really hate American spelling and I don’t think that we should allow it to infiltrate our mass media. Read more »

  • toorak tractor says:

    11:19am | 11/10/09

    Absolute shambles. They should try and take advantage of the mobile labor capital from Eastern Europe and Africa. The more Berlusconi, who looks after number one, controls the media the more power the dangerous NL and the extreme right could wield. The Left aren’t that much better, who couldn’t organise… Read more »

 

TWO years ago, Veronica Lario did something extraordinary.

Berlusconi, his former showgirl minister Mara Carfagna, centre, and a magazine featuring Noemi Letizia, who had extensive contact with the Italian PM.

After marrying the now Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in 1990, the former actress had maintained a low profile; rarely seen in public and avoiding the sort of official functions wives of national leaders do.

But on January 31, 2007 that changed when she bizarrely wrote a letter to the editor calling on her husband to apologise.

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  • AFR says:

    01:17pm | 10/08/09

    On the subject of foreign news, you will find most countries’ major news bulletins/newspapers etc are focused primarily on their own country, whether it be Australia, UK, US, France - wherever. I mean, how many of us watch SBS news, as opposed to 9, 10, 7 and even ABC, who… Read more »

  • Eric says:

    01:06pm | 10/08/09

    Pat—I can only point out that your comment is a prime example of what you claim to oppose. Just an empty ad-hominem attack with no support. Read more »

 

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