Isobel Redmond

Things are reaching fever pitch in the City of Pubs Slash Churches.

Adelaide's famous Flugelman sculpture, a metaphor for something.

The election that everyone thought was going to be a low-key shoe-in for Labor has turned out to be quite the ride.

There haven’t been any really sexy promises – there’s not enough spare cash around. There’s been a Liberal Party pledge to have a good hard look at a particularly pesky roundabout. South Australia’s one-way freeway might end up being a two-way freeway, which just draws embarrassing attention to the original decision to make it only go one way.

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  • Ben says:

    10:37pm | 18/03/10

    It’s a metaphor for the hold this election campaign has on the state, from general public opinion to Adelaide’s media outlets. Not that hard to understand; “it’s got us by the balls.” Oh and the Flugelman sculpture is in Rundle Mall, our city shopping strip; the “Mall’s Balls.” Read more »

  • Lofty says:

    04:55pm | 18/03/10

    Good luck to all the F.R.E.E candidates on Saturday. Someone has to have a go and stand up to the lies and deceit being spoon fed to the public recently. Read more »

 

Bruce Hawker is the director of Hawker Britton and is advising the Rann Labor Government on its campaign.

We are now at the business end of the South Australian election campaign and the contest is going down to the wire.

Isobel Redmond: guaranteed several days of unwavering party should she be elected.

After years of internal division the Liberal Party had - until this week - managed to develop an appearance of unity on the back of Mike Rann’s problems following the Michelle Chantelois allegations.

With four leaders in four years and little more than a veneer of unity following an acrimonious leadership spill involving former deputy leader Vickie Chapman and current leader Isobel Redmond, the Liberal campaign settled on a “small target” strategy.

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Jamie Briggs is the federal Liberal member for the South Australian seat of Mayo.

In his book, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, the exiled Czech novelist Milan Kundera, explains how to rewrite a states history:

One big headache: Mike Rann's spin is finally catching up with him.

“The first step in liquidating a people is to erase its memory.  Destroy its books, its culture, its history.  Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history.  Before long the nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was.”

Mike Rann must own a dog eared version of this book if his Punch interview is anything to go by.

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  • All front says:

    05:32pm | 18/03/10

    KSKS - Spot on. Unless the men in charge of certain well known households can threaten to belt the piss out of them them unless they deliver for the brothers. Read more »

  • KSKS says:

    12:22pm | 18/03/10

    One thing missing here folks. Rann doesn’t have the majority of the female vote. Read more »

 

It’s been pilloried in song by Paul Kelly as a stuffy and boring place where nothing interesting ever happens, but if someone made a film about the past five months of politics in the City of Churches it would probably attract an MA rating.

Mike Rann, Isobel Redmond and the woman who derailed the campaign, Michelle Chantelois.

Economically and culturally South Australia is humming along. Just 10 years ago, in the backdraft of the $3.15 billion collapse of the State Bank on Labor’s watch, it was an economic basketcase which young people were queuing to leave.

Last Thursday, on the day I started this piece by sitting down with Premier Mike Rann, the national employment figures confirmed that SA has yet again registered the lowest jobless rate in the land.

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  • Refugee says:

    01:44am | 24/03/10

    I have to wonder about the whole “Wind Farms” idea not having any dissent.I recall a lot of NIMBY dissent, most especially when Rann put a wind turbine right on top of an Aboriginal grave site.  People begged him (from all walks of life) to just move that one turbine… Read more »

  • Patricia says:

    04:39am | 18/03/10

    David, don’t be taken in by Rann-spin. There are plenty of people who are not getting enough hours, not getting work in their field etc. The elephant in the room you didn’t address is the corruption. Rann can pretend everything is hunky-dory and sure, the Chantelois saga has exposed the… Read more »

 

South Australian Opposition Leader Isobel Redmond, who’s first action when she won the post was to ban swearing in the party room, has today said she’d be happy to be tasered.

Isobel Redmond, who never does anything just to get her picture taken.

So having 50,000 volts of electricity shot through your body might not be as embarrassing as say, sniffing a colleague’s chair, or being outed as having carried a teddy bear around in your uni days, but it’s pretty stupid.

And it makes you wonder what we’ve done to deserve politicians who think we’re so easily bought with cheap stunts.

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  • Andrew says:

    04:58pm | 22/10/09

    At the end of the day Redmond will never be Premier, everyone, even her colleagues know that. Can someone worth voting for in the South Australia Liberal caucus please be brave enough to stand up to the job?? Cheers Read more »

  • Nickk says:

    06:58pm | 21/10/09

    Tim and Tom (haha), the media may have helped Xenophon rise, but at least he’s actually done what he’s supposed to and represented his state in the Senate instead of just following the party hivemind. Read more »

 

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