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The World Twenty20 starts this week, and Australia has already lost a warm-up match to Zimbabwe. It’s no toughie to work out why. Beyond Dave Warner, Shane Watson and Cameron White, our batting order lacks firepower. The bang crash wallop only one man can deliver. But that man, presumably, is on a fishing boat somewhere.

Symonds' crimes pale against those of other sports stars. Photo: News Limited

I was in India last week on assignment for Alpha magazine. One of my stops was the IPL match between Dave Warner’s Delhi Daredevils and the Deccan Chargers, captained by Adam Gilchrist and starring Andrew Symonds.

Symonds was just unbelievable. On a tricky, slow pitch where all other batsmen failed to dominate, he produced an array of heaves, swipes and dabs. One minute he swung his revolutionary Mongoose bat like a lumberjack. The next, it was a delicate wizard’s wand.

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    06:48pm | 02/05/10

    Even the Polo Pony players are playing up. End of civilization. Or maybe a bloody good shake-up. Read more »

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    09:48pm | 30/04/10

    And Andrew can also go fishing when he is not playing, and no, you don’t have to cut your Samson like locks. As your nemesis now fails to deliver. Read more »

 

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