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Some years ago the ABC ran an excellent program called Bush Mechanics documenting the amazing resourcefulness of indigenous car nuts in the most remote parts of Australia. These guys have no access to car parts but keep their bombs on the road by stuffing blown tyres full of tightly wound spinifex, using pieces of wood as chassis parts, old pipes as steering columns and so forth.

I was reminded of this program while watching Julia Gillard outline her thinking on the scandalised MPs Craig Thomson and Peter Slipper. Whatever reasons Ms Gillard offers for the line Thomson has apparently crossed which now requires his suspension from the ALP, and for Slipper standing aside as speaker amid criminal claims of rorting and civil claims of sexual harassment, the popular take on her predicament is that this the prime minister is desperately trying to keep a clapped-out bomb of a government on the road. Like the bush mechanics, Ms Gillard has been flailing about for months using almost anything to keep her hands on the steering wheel of government.
At almost every turn – most notably with the supposedly genius idea of luring the shonky Slipper away from the Coalition with the promise of the speakership – she has ended up crashed in a ditch, wheels spinning madly.
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The Labor Party never stop spinning. The Greens and the Nationals candidates stormed past Pauline Hanson on Tuesday to fill the last two seats in the NSW upper house. But Labor is now trying to take credit for stopping Pauline Hanson spreading her divisive politics for the next eight years.

The major stars of the ‘stop Pauline Hanson show’ were the large number of Greens voters. A record 453,125 people voted Greens in NSW on March 26. That’s four and a half times as many people as the 98,043 who voted for Pauline Hanson.
The Greens did gain an extra 3,738 votes from Labor preferences.
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Tom says:
Yes or no Rick? All eyes are on you. Are all Australians equal under the law or not? Yes or no Rick? Try giving a non-smartarse response. Read more »
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John A Neve says:
Acotrel, I note you failed to address either of my questions! No, not surprised you cannot, can you? Pauline at least speaks up, unlike many backbenchers who just toe their paries line. You might make a good backbencher yourself. Read more »
Yesterday, Pauline Hanson’s umpteenth attempt to climb out of the political grave ended in failure. But only just.

If NSW Labor had not extended Legislative Council preferences to the Greens Party, Hanson would be sitting on red leather for all of the next eight years, availing herself of parliamentary privilege to once again inject her poison into the Australian body politic.
The fact is, Labor preferences elected a Greens Party candidate over the top of Pauline Hanson.
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Carol White says:
Luke Foley is ok. Read more »
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James Darby says:
Luke Foley: You write “........ herself of parliamentary privilege to once again inject her poison into the Australian body politic.” Had you described the Greens as ‘socialist tools with the plan to engage Australia in a World Government that will remove property rights and enslave all in poverty’ your statement… Read more »
Last week all six crossbench MPs in the House of Representatives gathered to be photographed for a newspaper with all the ease of men who know they share a loose but important bond. They were Tony Windsor and Rob Oakeshott from NSW, Adam Bandt from Victoria, Bob Katter from Queensland, Tony Crook from Western Australia, and Andrew Wilkie from Tasmania.

Off to the side of the Parliament House courtyard they occupied was another man, not a member of the group, but familiar with them.
It was Liberal front bencher Malcolm Turnbull, the shadow minister for communication, and he stood quietly monitoring his iPhone.
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carol says:
Check out how Malcolm performed when he was with HIH insurance. Goldman Sachs bailed him out. You have to be kidding to think malcolm is a favourite of those who vote. He owes Goldman Sachs and that is why he wants the carbon tax. Get it. Read more »
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Simon says:
@Ray why use a criminal responsibility test “beyond reasonable doubt” for an issue which has nothing to do with crime? This is not even the standard of proof required for most legal matters which is ” on balance of probabilities” Read more »
The other night after playing cards I started thumbing absent-mindedly through the notebook we were using to keep score. It contained a combination of shorthand notes and a few fully-written words and phrases which at first blush made no sense.

“Juicy and sexy.” “Wicked dilemma.” “Wow of a time.”
And: “Big swear jar (=no mandate).” The brackets signified that the words “no mandate” were my own and not a quote. I had also scribbled the words “10 mins – Gwyneth Paltrow?” in another pair of brackets and initially could not remember why.
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Thommo the Enlightened says:
If they dropped the GST on electricity and petrol they can have a carbon Tax. As long as not one cent of it leaves our shores. And what about cement production - that’s one of the biggest C02 creators (the plants say thank you)? Read more »
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Big Brother says:
the only thing a carbon tax will do is to kill of discretionary spending. say goodbye to 5% of the businesses in Australia who rely on it. People will continue to use teh same amount of electricity and jusy pay for it by going out less, buying less little extras,… Read more »
Political leaders, be they premiers or prime ministers, need protection - especially during the tough times when the polls look sick, and the backbench can get nervy.

‘Twas ever thus. Bob Hawke could rely on the dominance and iron discipline of the Right faction. Factional heavyweights like Graham Richardson and Robert Ray controlled the numbers ensuring nothing untoward occurred.
It was a highly effective arrangement with only one major weakness. When some of those closest to him swapped sides it was game over. That’s politics. The King is dead, long live the King.
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There is little doubt the people of NSW want change at the March State Election.

But recent polls and by-election results reveals that voters know that, to achieve real change, needs a decisive change of government. Only a strong government, with a decisive majority, can start to turn this State around.
The Federal election result provided two lessons: that a vote for The Greens or an Independent can be a vote for Labor and that a hung Parliament leads to instability, inaction and indecision.
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Will you believe Barry’s O’Farrell is able to put NSW back to number one state? Barry’s O’Farrell Five Point Action Plan in lower taxes, create new jobs, cut red tape, and boost tourism funding……, believe it or not, every voter can simply put them up in mouth show if they… Read more »
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Gerard says:
1. Because the appointment of the federal executive is mandated by Chapter 2 of the constitution. As the major parties were not going to agree on who the executive would be, it was up to the independents and the watermelon to decide. 2. What does Rob Oakeshott have to do… Read more »
Tony Abbott might have pretended to be graceful in defeat a couple of weeks ago but it is now clear that he is intent on destroying Julia Gillard’s flimsy government by almost any means necessary.

The Opposition Leader looks more like a campus Trotskyist than an alternative prime minister as he employs a raft of tactics aimed at reducing Labor’s tenuous majority on the floor of Parliament, blocking its policy agenda, sabotaging the ability of the Prime Minister and senior ministers to do their jobs.
At the centre of this strategy is a calculated gamble – that the voters will be less likely to punish the Opposition for treachery than to conclude that Labor is simply incapable of governing effectively and turf them out.
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cos says:
if another election was held and tony abbott won a, say, 2 seat majority, how would people feel if the opposition refused to pair his ministers? what if he and the treasurer were to attend an important international conference held during a sitting and the opposition said, ‘youre welcome to… Read more »
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mickijo says:
The term “wrecker” is going to be applied to Abbott until it induces nausea in all of us. But the throwers of the term should remember who it was that actually wrecked border control, who wrecked the houses and lives throught the pink batts and who will do their best… Read more »
So there I was last week listening to the radio and on came Rob Oakeshott with the most intriguing news.

According to the Port Macquarie-based Independent: “I come from an area of Australia where people look at each other in the eye and tell the truth.”
I’ve got to see this place! I thought to myself. So I booked a ticket in search of this magical land that was apparently so unlike the rest of Australia.
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Disillusioned says:
How cheated the voters of Lyne must feel! Mr Jokeshott has used them to increase his pay packet: an extra $100K p.a. can help cover any inconveniences his lifestyle may create. To think he has sold them out is validation of the inadequacy of our system of selecting our politicians.… Read more »
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MarK says:
Exactly Roja the unknowns are just that are are really spitballing. I hope we can limit them a few trips a year but won’t hold my breathe Read more »
As suspenseful as a Hitchcock movie, the twists and turns along the path to the nation’s 43rd Parliament remain a source of fascination and frustration in equal measure. And still it drags on.

We may have to wait until the last moment to know who will be Speaker, (and Deputy Speaker) in the House of Representatives, where government is made - and potentially unmade.
It matters because it affects the final numbers able to be called upon in a vote. Labor has already announced a massive legislative program including more than 40 bills this coming week alone. How any will get through is simply unknown.
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To all those in the The Punch community who wanted – needed – to believe in the ‘New Paradigm’ politics: sorry, we told you so.

In order to gain the Speakership of our Parliament, one of the Independents will have to consider deciding and neutralising his vote on any issue before it is debated in the chamber. Goodbye quaint notion of MPs working together to discern the national interest through rational parliamentary dialogue. Goodbye the New Naïveté.
In the end, the Independents, like most politicians, believe that everything will be better if only they hold the power. This Independent is after the power of the Speakership, because only he can be trusted with the power of the new paradigm.
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Mike T says:
If it came to light that it was unconstitutional after the result then ALL parties are at fault. Just becasue the Libs are the only ones recognising that there may be a problem and are having the appropriate parties review it dosent make them anymore accountable for the error then… Read more »
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MarK says:
Hmmm Harry….let me see. Ah yes. Be a part of the party that was elected to government by the people. You know - be loyal and stuff. get a reward. Or if there is a great tradition in the Labor party of giving plum jobs and critical roles on the… Read more »
Tony Abbott wants to pressure the independents into making him prime minister in coming months without recourse to the people via another election.

And the chief battering ram he will use to crack the Labor-independent facade is to be the man Mr Abbott defeated in last year’s show-down over climate change policy, Malcolm Turnbull.
The green-tinged Mr Turnbull, also a self-declared internet tech-head, has been named as communication spokesman and specifically tasked with ``demolishing’’ Labor’s signature nation-building plan, the $43 billion National Broadband Network.
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Frankie says:
If my problem was a Death Star, this atricle is a photon torpedo. Read more »
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Ron says:
Boofhead, you are a BOOFHEAD. One small area of Tassie has NBN installed. We don’t know the cost; only 17 1/2% of the people whose front doors it runs past have taken it up; your house has to be rewired to accept the cable, at your expense, and if your… Read more »
The prospect of Rob Oakeshott becoming speaker is not one that should surprise any of us.

Firstly, anyone who saw the final painfully long press conference at which he announced support for Labor should know the independent MP is getting pretty used to all this attention. If that performance is anything to go by, we may need to add a few extra rules to the parliamentary reforms that stipulates time limits on the speaker’s responses. This may be the first Parliament that allows MPs to tell the speaker to keep his answers brief.
Secondly Oakeshott sees himself as the embodiment of the new political paradigm he loves to talk about. He is its self declared messiah and the speaker role is a good position from which to preach to the masses.
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Daniel Gibson says:
Now that Peter Slipper has become the speaker in the house of representatives, some people are glad that Rob Oakeshott did not manage to take the role. Some have also complained about Slipper, which goes to show that not everyone can be satisfied so easily, no matter who sits on… Read more »
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Daniel Gibson says:
For better or worse, Rob Oakeshott did not get the job. Who knows how long his speeches will be if he gets to indulge in that position as speaker. Read more »
This tricky little election of ours has indeed delivered a bizarre but welcome insight into Australian country life.

And no-one, least of all our country cousins, could ever have predicted such a windfall that, for the first time in a very long time, both left and right of politics are actually listening to a word or two about troubles in the bush.
Thank you Tony Windsor, Rob Oakeshott and Bob Katter for reminding Australians that – yes – people actually do still live “out there”.
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antman says:
howy, it’s also the opportunities that the NBN will provide for the decentralisation of much of the public service and many other administrative/clerical jobs that could be carried out in regional offices once data can be quickly and cheaply transmitted all accross the country much as it is done now… Read more »
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antman says:
Because you need to buy an extra-wide-bodied private jet? Read more »
As a long-suffering leftie, I thought it was just my fragile ego that was picking up an increase in the intensity of the bucketing I have been receiving from my Punch fan club in recent weeks.

But now we have statistical evidence to prove that the federal election has transformed average Liberal voters from mildly dysfunctional union–baiters into feral class warriors who want to tear down a system that no longer works for them.
In a series of questions about attitudes to the independents and Greens, huge numbers of Liberal voters have put themselves in the ‘strongly disapprove’ column.
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Bill says:
Talkback “if they let you” Radio. It’s a joke catering for cretins with the IQ of a brick. I only someone could start a talkback show to take the p**s out of Alan Jones et al. Now that would be a winner. No serious stuff folks. All comecy and satire. Read more »
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bILL says:
If you live in the Westen Suburbs of Sydney and you are a Rugby League Fan, console yourself with this thought. With Tony Abbott as opposition leader, Manly WILL NOT BE GETTING the $10 MILLION to rebuild their club facilities that Tony promised in the last couple of days before… Read more »
MONDAY 06/09/10
6:00am
Mobile rings. Gravelly voice says “It’s the devil”. Ask Bill Heffernan why he is calling at such an ungodly hour? Bill shocked I guessed it was him. Remind Bill he’s called me before and that picture of the devil comes up when he calls.

Ask Bill why he still does this?
Heffernan says he can’t help being a prankster. AND has had a lot of time on his hands since the Kirby ‘prank’.
Bill has never been funny.
Lunchtime
Joyce charges into office, demands $1 billion for veterinary hospital in his electorate. Slams signed declaration on desk that states he will not support Coalition if demand isn’t met. Ask Joyce who he will support.
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Toby Halligan says:
Hello Ian, Whether the next one’s a Liberal or Labor depends on what’s going on, though we try to vary it up and give both parties a good run. Cheers for the feedback! Read more »
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acotrel says:
‘Where are all these leaks coming from? Is there no confidentiality any more? ‘ Isn’t that Scott Morrison’s department? Read more »
“I’m sorry I’m late, but I have piles.” With these immortal words, the former member for the South Australian seat of Mallee, rogue rural Liberal turned independent Peter Lewis, apologised for his late arrival at a scheduled press conference on the steps of State Parliament from North Terrace.

Coming from anybody else the words would have caused shock. Not so in the case of Peter Lewis, a man who made the word maverick seem somehow inadequate to capture the bizarre nature of his unlikely life in the public arena.
Lewis not only looked like Yosemite Sam, he acted like him. In an all-night conscience vote on euthanasia in the mid-1990s, the socially conservative Lewis surprised colleagues by rising to support the legislation on the grounds that, while working as a mercenary in the Thai jungle some years ago, he shot dead one of his fellow soldiers in a mercy killing after he had been mortally wounded by Marxist guerrillas.
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acotrel says:
Tony Abbott will probably find a way to force another election. It will finish his career in politics! Read more »
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WaitUp! says:
Man - I had forgotten about the Macau Duck. Here I am ROTF-LOL and I am supposed to be writing an obituary! Read more »
Update 2pm: Julia Gillard has named her new ministerial team. It includes Kevin Rudd as PM, Stephen Smith in Defence and Simon Crean heading a new regional affairs ministry. You can read full details here.

Australians finally know when Parliament will sit, September 28, but few have any idea what will happen when it does.
Visually, it will be interesting having both sides so evenly matched on numbers in the House of Representatives. Where will the independents sit - on the cross benches yes, but where exactly? On the Government side or on the Opposition side? It is one of many questions.
Julia Gillard may have emerged victorious from our closest ever election, but beyond that stretches yet more uncertainty. A new Cabinet will be named as early as today, but Ms Gillard knows that is the easy bit. Well, kind of.
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n_dude says:
Sorry, but that is funded by the state and not federal government. Funny how you use something as trivial and stupiud as this to blame on the federal government. I mean there are plenty of other areas to criticise and blame. Read more »
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n_dude says:
If Abbott is laughing, then why has he unleashed the attack dogs in a sour grapes type attack on the government (using his hand [icked attack dogs)? Use of emotive words like “Illegitimate” are clearly incorrect as the government was legally formed with the support of the independents and approved… Read more »
For all the giddy talk about new paradigms and the renewal of democracy, there’s every chance that this Parliament could end up looking more like an episode of The Office than a functional and productive political assembly.
In a campaign where marketing psychobabble often took centre-stage, it’s only appropriate that, moving forward, the result itself take us further down the path towards the proactive and the inclusive - where instead of just making decisions, it’s now the primary job of parliament to facilitate dialogue and discourse, even to re-open the discussion of issues not remotely on the minds of the 85 per cent of the population which voted for either of the major parties.
Things got off to an inauspicious start when the man who wants ministerial answers limited to three minutes took a full seventeen to address the relatively simple question of whether he was supporting Labor or the Coalition.
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n_dude says:
The fact is that Abbott would go to the polls firly soon after taking government had the independents sided with them. That was part of Windsor’s reasoning. This would have spelt doom for the independents as the momentum was with LNP and the voters would have realised how difficult it… Read more »
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Chris L says:
Mike T, you raise a valid point and I fully agree with you. While you admonish Labor supporters to be ready to criticise failings on their side could you also give the same message to the Liberal supporters. I think both sides have the same problem Read more »
It was an election campaign filled with memorable images. Tony Abbott, like some cabaret crooner with a cordless microphone, hitting the swirly carpet to schmooze the crowd at the Rooty Hill RSL. Mark Latham busting out of his enclosure to go on the rampage at the Brisbane Show. Discharged patient Kevin Rudd, his senses deadened by pethidine, poring over an electoral map of Queensland at a staged summit with the woman who pinched his job.

Given the result of the election, there’s another lesser image which might not be emblematic of the campaign, but speaks volumes about the utterly bizarre policy outcomes it has delivered.
The image was of Independent MP and gentleman farmer Tony Windsor, in moleskins and a leather-shouldered knitted jumper, riding a tractor mower which probably cost as much as a Holden Barina, tending the lawns at his country manor as he finalised his extortionate crusade to turn our national government into the vassal of the laughably persecuted rural class.
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Reg says:
I’d have thought the answer lay in the numbers. There are RELATIVELY few taxpayers outside the big cities. For example, Sydney has in excess of FOUR million people, approximately 20% of the population of Australia. It’s my understanding that most country people are happy to avoid such dense situations and… Read more »
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Reg says:
...or where do you bushies think your market lies? Stand on Pennant’s Hills Road in Sydney any day and watch the semis zooming between Darling Downs or Gatton in Queensland and Sydney markets. Interstate road improvement were not only for Oakeschott’s electorate, they were a subsidy to interstate truckers which… Read more »
Before everyone gets too excited about reforming Parliament, it has to be remembered the combative nature of the placed has given millions of people a myriad of enjoyment and entertainment over the years.
Sadly the wags and wits of yesteryear have gone and their replacements have, in the main, never been able to replace them, with some remarkable exceptions.
Going way back we had Fred Daley, Bill Wentworth, Jim Killen and Gough Whitlam – today the not so pale current crop has included Keating, Costello, Albanese, Julia herself and up to a point the Mad Monk qualifies until he loses his cool.
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Chris says:
Keating: “All tip and no iceberg.” Abbot: “All sizzle and no sausage.” Read more »
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Chris says:
Hard to beat Churchill, who, after a long-winded speech by an opponent in the Commons, clapped enthusiastically and cried, “Author! Author!” Read more »
Bob Brown should be first to chip in to Rob Oakeshott’s swear jar which the independent MP says needs topping up any time someone says the Labor government has a mandate.

The Greens leader appeared to contradict Oakeshott when he wrestled with the mandate question on Lateline last night. Asked what he thought of the member for Lyne’s view that the Gillard government shouldn’t be claiming to have a mandate, Brown replied:
Well it’s got - we got a proportional mandate, and it’s got the biggest mandate amongst the make-up of government, ah, and it’s certainly now got a stronger mandate than the Coalition.
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Northern Steve says:
Actually Jeffb, the LNP, running as a pre-election declared coalition did win more seats and more primary votes. You can split it up any way you want to prove a point, but comparing Labor to Liberal is not realistic because Labor stood in significantly more seats than the Liberals who… Read more »
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Seano says:
@Macon - Small means reasonable. I would have thought that was obvious. @MarK - I can’t personally name 5 people who have been in Afghanistan either but I would not deny their right to march on Anzac day. It’s a silly line of argument. @Wayne - Low income earners might… Read more »
Political staffer: “Hey Rob I’m just going to the parliamentary canteen, did you want the pasta or the salad roll?”

Rob Oakeshott: “Well, look. I mean, yikes. I’m not pretending this is easy. It’s been line ball, a points decision, six to one half a dozen the other, it really could go either way, in fact it’s going right down to the wire. I mean, I like pasta. I like it a lot. Over the years I have eaten a lot of pasta, it’s, you know, it’s a carbohydrate, and you can have it with a variety of sauces.
But then I really like salad rolls. I’ve eaten a lot of salad rolls in my time too. And weighing it up on balance I have to say that I’m kind of torn. The question I have been asking myself is what is the pasta going to provide? I want more than just sustenance, I don’t just want to eat for the sake of eating, I think what we really need at this point of time, that is, lunch time, is a whole new way of eating.
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Billy B says:
nosthow - Minister in Waiting Oakeshott indeed. He just knocked it back dillywonger. Read more »
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Roja says:
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While Tony Abbott managed to resurrect the Coalition from its electoral death bed, to come so close and not seal the deal leads to questions of how the Coalition ultimately failed.
Here’s five things that they stuffed up in their bid to form Government:

1. Broadband:
Tony Windsor said this was critical in his decision to back Labor. The Coalition’s decision to spike the National Broadband Network policy in its entirety is questionable, but it was compounded by Abbott’s almost wilful ignorance of the issue during the campaign.
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kosmiester says:
I don’t understand why everyone is back slapping “Daffy Duck” Abbott. All the coalition did is sure up its conservative base since the disastrous election 2007. It won seats it had lost in the previous election and lost some it held in the last election. What is the big deal!… Read more »
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James says:
six: Tony Abbott is Tony Abbott and therefore completely unelectable. Read more »
If Julia Gillard can make a go of governing Australia over the next three years her next job should be to succeed Ban Ki-Moon as the general secretary of the United Nations.

The minority government she has cobbled together could not be any more delicately poised. This fragile coalition was sealed with the support of Rob Oakeshott and Tony Windsor at a 3pm press conference so tortuous in its length that it constituted a cruel form of electoral teasing.
After Bob Katter announced earlier this afternoon that he would back the Coalition, Labor needed the support of the two remaining independents to reach the magic figure of 76 Lower House seats.
Labor got it.
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Jimmy says:
@nosthow, very mature argument - the Labor party would be loving advocates like yourself. @Robert S McCormick - well, it now seems that the Labor bribe was small in comparison to the Coalition bribe by quite some way. Does that mean you now have the same comments to make about… Read more »
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Glenys says:
Dave, lets see if I’ve got it right. In Oakeshott’s and Windsor’s electorates, voters overwhelmingly voted against Labor. About 13% Labor in each electorate - some of the lowest in Australia. Each candidate was the 2nd preference listed on the Liberal how to vote card. By deceipt, they stole our… Read more »
Just when it looked like the prospect of a hung Parliament had taken us to a new paradigm of political discourse, where nice trumps nasty and diversity of opinion is respected, the public has sent a clear message: enough already!

After railing against stage-managed elections, two weeks of introspection and pandering to the wishes of non-aligned members has the public calling for a recommencement of hostilities.
According to this week’s Essential Report, a majority of voters want a new election – and even more (70 per cent) believe a new poll is inevitable.
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What has become increasingly clear from the dithering statements from the three independents is they are unlikely to announce a decision on who will form government today.
Tony Windsor is still speaking in some kind of Yoda code, now worried that the three buddies will split:
“To talk to the other two about the possible prospect of a 75-all I must, in which case we might have to even rethink our own thoughts. Yeesssssss.
“How the other two are going to vote, I know not. Going to put our cards on the table today we are. To see if we can get to something that is stable, the main objective here is. If we cannot get to something, stable we may well end up back at the polls, that is.”
(That was a Yoda translation of what Windsor actually told journalists this morning, it really wasn’t far off)
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Northern Steve says:
How much of the counting is still to be done? ALP’s about 770 votes ahead. Seems a bit unlikely to change at this stage. Read more »
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Macca says:
I’d rather watch Glenn McGrath’s 300th wicket when he go Jimmy Adams for the Hatrick. That or the following test at Perth where he got 7 for bugger all. That was Pidgeon at his best and I’m yet to see an Australian Pace Bowler match him (too young for Lillie… Read more »
Update 9:15PM: Appearing on Sky News this evening the crucial three independents Bob Katter, Rob Oakeshott and Tony Windsor say they still have not made up their minds over which party to support. It continues.
Tasmanian independent Andrew Wilkie’s decision to side with Julia Gillard’s Labor Government is not surprising.
The intelligence officer turned Iraq war whistler blower was basically labelled a clear and present danger to national security by the Howard Government, formally had a fling with The Greens and now holds what is usually a safe Labor seat – hardly paints the picture of someone who would hand Government to the Coalition. Like the laughable attempt by Bob Brown to tell us the day after the election the Greens could side with any party, Wilkie’s decision ended what was a series of false flirtations with Tony Abbott.
But by revealing that Tony Abbott, like Dr Evil making an ambit claim, was willing to write a $1 billion cheque for Royal Hobart Hospital, Wilkie could have done more damage to Abbott than anything Treasury can come up with.
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hi, visit my soft blog http://takurust.blog.com/ Read more »
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Youdy beaudy says:
Let’s just get Daffy Duck to run the Country and let’s just get on with it, for God Sake.!! Read more »
Well silly old me. There I was thinking the 2010 federal election was about economic management, border protection, broadband and leadership.

Turns out it was about light rail for north Hobart, the reintroduction of tariffs for the banana industry, an hourly limit on poker machine betting, new rules governing the length of answers during Question Time and the urgent introduction of an emissions trading scheme.
For all the talk about who has the biggest mandate, a separate and more compelling point should be made about the emergence of a raft of left-field side issues as bargaining chips in the battle to form government. And that is – none of these independents has any mandate at all to use them as conditions for supporting the major party.
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Simon says says:
Yup, what Shell said. Someone tell Leigh Sales, pls. Read more »
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Shell says:
I keep seeing people here saying that the libs had more seats than Labor. Thats not actually true because the WA Nationals as has been noted arent part of the coalition. So technically they had the same amount of seats. I would be amused to see how ya’ll would justify… Read more »
Regardless of the outcome of this hung Parliament scenario; business and vested interest groups will be the winners in the medium to long term.

Forget the current wobbliness on the stock exchange and the suspension of investment and trade by some mining companies and multi-nationals; the opportunities posed for those wishing to engage with the independents and the incoming Government far outweigh the risks.
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Farkurnell says:
When is the AEC going to bring its systems into the 21st century.2 weeks after the event we still have one seat technically in doubt.I presume the 3 Stooges will use this to justify the delay.Maybe some of Tony’s 10 billion surplus can be used on a AEC computer. Better… Read more »
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Simon says says:
Do you have to be such a Goose? Stern is here for family reasons. The Dunera Boys 70th anniversary. His father was one of the refugees aboard. Look it up. Read more »
Those delegates from Labor and the Coalition who are hoping to win over Bob Katter ought to make sure they enter his personal space equipped not just with mouthguard and groin protection but a powerful sense of the past.

Nothing matters more to Katter than history. It is the key to his heart. He speaks of events that happened more than a century ago as though they occurred only yesterday – and as if he himself was there.
Katter talks of two photographs that hang in the Civic Club in his hometown of Charters Towers, in the Queensland hinterland. “One is of the mine managers in 1899 in Charters Towers,” he says. “They’re all there in their hats and three-piece suits and gold fob pocket watches. Those bastards drove us down in the mines and one in 31 of us never came back up again.” Us.
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scott says:
I say go Bob - your party is worth voting form in my books, I’m over the 50/50 club (Lab/Libs they are done, their all out of ideas on how to get this place running right again, the only ideas they come up with is how to swindle more money… Read more »
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Natasha says:
It’s actually terrifying that people like Bob Katter-Palin still exist and even worse, that they help to shape decision making in this country. The mere fact that he is an MP is a worrying reflection on the completely backward ideologies supported by some Australians. Read more »
Did anyone else choke on their breakfast cereal hearing Rob Oakeshot demand party discipline from the Liberal leadership to protect him from ‘rogue’ MPs? This from a guy who wants us to believe that unwillingness to be bound by a party room is the defining virtue of a good local MP.

There’s been a lot of naive commentary about how having independents control our Parliament would be good for democracy. Here’s a realist perspective on what a Parliament with a decline in the dominant two-party political setting would look like.
First prediction: the weaker the discipline that the strong two-party setting imposes, the greater the influence would be of lobbyists. We need only look to the effect the weaker party discipline of the Republicans and Democrats in the US has on American politics to back this prediction.
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Youdy beaudy says:
Reg, I don’t agree, sorry mate. We have to live our lives according to the dictates of Politicians. The policies they make are not best for everyone and according to changes they bring in the population either suffers or succeeds. That’s my theory anyway. Maybe that’s negative according to you… Read more »
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Reg says:
Reluctantly accepting such negativity, that’s an easy one. The politicians represent the people. The people killed it. Read more »
Update 2pm: Now Bob Katter’s office says he was only “speaking figuratively” about being punched on election night.
Update 12.15pm: Bob Katter has just claimed he was punched on election night, but it’s not clear if he was suggesting it was by a member of the Coalition.
Update 12pm: Liberal Senator Bill Heffernan has outed himself as the maker of the “it’s the devil” call to Rob Oakeshott. Fairfax’s Phil Coorey says it’s one of the Senator’s “standard jokes” when he rings people.

Tony Abbott’s pitch to the country independents is looking a bit flimsy this morning. He’s got one unnamed Lib MP making “devil” calls to Rob Oakeshott’s family, the Nats are jumping up and down saying “what about us?” and over the weekend it emerged Alby Shultz took it upon himself to ring Tony Windsor and give him a piece of his mind.
The Coalition is carrying on like a bunch of school girls (apologies to schools girls everywhere) who don’t actually want to form Government.
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Northern Steve says:
Jame, who’s blaming the other side? Someone did something silly and owned up to it. Windsor himer said it was no big deal. I think you must be reading the news from some alternate universeto me. Read more »
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Northern Steve says:
Jeffb, It’s a little precious of Labor to be taking court action over LNP candidates because they were councillors at the time of election. At least two of those elected LNP councillors had Labor opponents who were Mayors! I suspect they probably wouldn’t consider it a legal matter had their… Read more »
I stumbled upon a new and informative website today: http://doesaustraliahaveagovernmentyet.com/

It sums up the current political situation pretty well, and what a bizarre situation it is.
Gillard stabbed Rudd in the back, Rudd stepped up and helped out his Lady Macbeth during the election, interim-mad-monk-Abbott pushed a relentless campaign, we discovered that there was Julia and then there was the “real Julia” (along with two impersonators) which was confusing, the Greens slid gracefully into the Senate and House of Reps, Bob Katter… I don’t know what Bob Katter is doing, but one somewhat effective campaign video and all of a sudden he’s the force to be reckoned with.
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Dam Train says:
I can not believe I just wasted my time reading that article. What was the point? To tell us that we don’t have a government? Or perhaps it was to spruik a website. Me thinks Soph needs to spend less time writing meaningless articles and more time developing an approach… Read more »
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Muzz says:
I like the “mutual commitment to do nothing about climate change”. Here’s hoping it continues. Read more »
During election campaigns, Canberra is to national politics what a hole is to a doughnut - defining, but of no interest.

That changed with a rush in the wake of the closest result in a century. With neither side able to claim a majority, both leaders rushed back to the national capital to court a suddenly pivotal troika of independents, Bob Katter, Tony Windsor, and Rob Oakeshott - all former Nationals members.
But rather than filling in the ``hole’‘, the unedifying horse-trading now underway Canberra has done the opposite. Bluntly, the nation is in danger of being dropped right in it.
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Peter says:
Actually Greg, i think Julia being a woman had no impact at all, which is an absolute glowing reflection on the women in this country. Our women weren’t going to be suckered into gender wars. They voted on policy, which is the way it should be… Read more »
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Brian says:
“This is much closer to a crisis where majority will and the national interest is being held ransom by a tiny and unrepresentative few. “ All very well, but no one has a clue what the majority will is in Australia. In fact there is no majority will. Read more »
I was at a pub a couple of weeks ago and a friend asked my prediction about the election. Not much into making predictions I speculated that Abbott would do better than anyone expected and the ALP were running a campaign that could ruin them. One of my other friends jumped in and said, ‘it’s the tax, the mining tax, the idiots should never tax the one thing that makes us rich’.

An interesting debate followed that only ended when someone reminded me that it was ‘my shout’. Being a Saturday night and with the footy on the big screen, I think we simultaneously decided that this discussions about tax do not make for an ideal night out.
While the country remains in political limbo and the power brokers are cutting deals, the mining tax is one of those issues that seem to be bubbling below the service.
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luke Whitington says:
labor ignored the banks massive profits and attacked our major export earner. aside from the curious logic here, the attacked mining because they thought we didn’t like miners. now we have learnt that people admire people who go into wild or rough conditions to take a risk on getting rich.… Read more »
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Boutso says:
You didnt have the foresight to predict what would happen in the current location yet here you are making predictions about what will happen at the forthcoming election in 3 years time. Your a typical clueless telegraph poor excuse for a journalist. Pity your tenure as editor didnt last very… Read more »
This afternoon The Punch has obtained a new list of demands from the three men that hold the nation’s government in their hands:
Dear Ms Gillard and Mr Abbott,
We three independents, Rob Oakeshott, Bob Katter and Tony Windsor, who are now officially acting on behalf of every Australian voter have been impressed with the progress made in negotiations to form a Government thus far, but have decided our initial seven point plan was lacking some flair. In that spirit we demand the following in for the sake of Australian democracy:

1. Bob Katter wants a new pony and a lone ranger outfit
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PatC says:
Hear Hear… Read more »
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moofox says:
perhaps the southern,eastern and western states could come up with a plan to secede from queensland, i mean it is what they really want and the rest of us would never bothered again by the likes of joh, pauline,kevin and bob, they really have gone troppo. Read more »
The torturous negotiations over who can form a Government have taken an interesting twist, with former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd arriving in Canberra as talks with crucial independents begin.

The former Prime Minister, turned backbencher, turned Labor election campaigner has arrived at the same time crucial talks with rural independents Tony Windsor, Rob Oakeshott and Queenslander Bob Katter are taking place at Parliament House.
While Mr Rudd’s office says his trip to Canberra is not directly related to an attempt to form a Labor Government with the three independents, the former PM has a good relationship with the former independents, and is understood to have contacted Mr Katter on election night congratulating him on his re-election.
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good at dumping says:
Bill Shortern at it again suggestion Shorten should be employed as an executioner full time the MP for executions a new ministry in the bag, new title too! well Krudd then Langdon were dumped by your asinine efforts so who is next Bill? gee you have tickets on your self… Read more »
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REVERSE GEAR says:
ALP wont admit that they made a huge mistake in dumping Krudd its called the sin of pride! but look where the dumping got them nowhere and its so immature of them to blame KRudd and leaks when it was Gillard and her backers that moved against Krudd and not… Read more »
A new election will cost the taxpayers about $170 million. It’s a small price to pay for stability, which is something neither side will be able to deliver as a result of the seemingly insurmountable impasse created by Saturday’s mad result.

Governments are meant to operate in the national interest. The biggest worry about the current deadlock is that any balanced sense of national priorities will be compromised, as the party which forms government evaluates every major policy on the basis of what’s in it for Tamworth, Port Macquarie and whichever part of the planet Bob Katter hails from.
The last time we saw this distortion of public policy was in the late 1990s when Independent Senator Brian Harradine held the balance of power, and his home state of Tasmania was showered with extravagant telecommunications riches by the Coalition to buy his support for the Telstra sale.
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Paul27Arlene says:
Some time ago, I did need to buy a building for my corporation but I did not earn enough cash and couldn’t order anything. Thank God my mate proposed to get the loans from reliable bank. Hence, I did so and used to be happy with my short term loan. Read more »
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John says:
If you think the cost of a new election is a small price to pay, you can pay it. Read more »
Eat your heart out, Antony Green. It’s cutting-edge interweb publishing here at The Punch. These infographic presentations explain the results of the 2010 election. Let’s start with the ratio of eggs to faces.

Next is a Venn diagram roughly illustrating the voting blocs in the new House of Representatives.
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I haven’t seen anything this good since John and Paul wrote “Love me do” on a table cloth Brilliant Read more »
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Roja says:
@Ben81 - Huh? I’ve seen plenty on this site but throwing yourself in front of a moron slur is a new one. In the spirit of Little Britian - this is an opinion site, for opinions. If you don’t agree with the opinion either (a) stop reading, (b) stop coming… Read more »
Meet Jackie Healy Rae. If Irish politics has a Bob Katter, it’s him. Like the member for Kennedy, he’s a rural independent and disaffected former member of an established party, who trades on his commitment to fighting for the peculiar concerns of his local constituents.

The parallels between Katter now and Healy Rae when he was first elected are as striking as their respective signature hats. The 1997 Irish general election produced a hung parliament in which the conservative coalition fell just short of a majority. Healy Rae was one of three independents who agreed to put old enmities aside and support the government in parliament. In return he extracted concessions for his constituents.
On the surface it’s all standard horse-trading, but there’s a murkier side that would be unwelcome in the Australian context. It has never been precisely clear what Healy Rae was promised in return for his support. And since 2007 Healy Rae has been propping up his old party again, under a deal which he openly says is none of the public’s business, thank you very much.
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Dan says:
How would it save us? It won’t stop a hung parliament from occuring. Read more »
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hfur says:
Why would you presume that. Will you change the vote you cast last Saturday in a month’s time. I won’t. Why wouldn’t we expect to get the same result? Read more »
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