Higgs Boson

This week, scientists announced that hey, you betcha, they’re darn nearly almost kinda totally sure that they’ve confirmed the existence of a thing no average person can see or hear or feel.

Even the normally accessible Wikipedia is doubled over with scientific stomach cramps trying to explain the Higgs whatsie

And the world said, okey dokey, we pretty much believe you. Not exactly sure what all this means or how it affects us, but hey, we’ll buy it. You’re the guys in the lab coats, after all, and we’re the ones stupid enough to wear cargo pants. Therefore, or “ergo” as you guys would put it, you must be right. Right?

Hands up who’s guessed where this thing’s heading…

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  • Big Bang Sceptic says:

    05:34pm | 20/12/11

    @braunman “Apparently there are a lot of scientists cursing the moment that the higgs boson became known as “the god particle”.” Isn’t that the definition of irony? Higgs-Boson underpins a cosmological paradigm that postulates creation ex nihilo. The Big Bang theory is just a rehashing of the Book of Gensis,… Read more »

  • Higgs forever says:

    01:27pm | 19/12/11

    Why do we accept it, you ask, with obvious confusion in your tone? Because these guys are actually looking for, and slowly, painstakingly finding, proof. No ****ing consensus, no mucking about, actually looking for - AND PUBLISHING - both results, conclusions, and opinion on it’s meaning. Consensus is for politicians… Read more »

 

It’s the silly season; there is no doubt about it. But last night I went to an office party with a difference.


In the middle of the night, armed with diet cola and chocolate biscuits, I caught the lift to the seventh floor of the Physics building at the University of Melbourne, and suddenly found myself surrounded by physicists drinking beer and talking animatedly. Yes, there was a definite buzz about the room, and it was not from the beer.

When the clock struck midnight there was a hush as the data projector fired up and we all began to watch a live webcast from CERN (European Organisation for Nuclear Research, based on the France–Switzerland border near Geneva). Why?

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  • who's counting says:

    11:02am | 15/12/11

    The author mentioned dice, not die. If it was two dice, there’d be chance 625/1679616 of rolling 4 sixes in a row. It could have been up to 6 dice being thrown… Read more »

  • JulesG says:

    10:59am | 15/12/11

    Coop: Absence of evidence is never evidence of absence Read more »

 

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