Helmut Lotti

As Grand Final barbecues around the country were just starting to get greasy on Saturday evening, for family reasons I was watching a balding Belgian sing Frank Sinatra numbers to a theatre full of grannies.

Unique, inspiring, breathtaking, rousing – none of these words applies to the performance of Helmut Lotti, Belgium’s answer to Kenny G. 

And yet somehow it was a ripper show. What’s going on? What is the appeal of a Benelux crooner who dances like Kevin Rudd impersonating Freddie Mercury?

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  • Jean says:

    07:25am | 07/10/09

    I flew down to Sydney to watch Helmut Lotti and would do it again. Loved every minute of the Show. Yes, he isn’t the greatest of dancers, but he can certainly sing, perform and entertain. Hardly missed a beat - and so versatile! Read more »

  • Rosalee says:

    11:26pm | 01/10/09

    Helmut Lotti has perfect pitch and never misses a note, which is more than you can say for a few singers I can mention who have also made millions, e.g. Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Rod Stewart - can anyone say that they can sing with perfect pitch?  Seems the Belgians suffer… Read more »

 

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