Halloween

While our nation’s leaders grapple with “major issues” such as climate change, international economic upheaval and industrial dramas, everyday Australians are missing out on the chance to dress up as Bill Murray characters and various animals.

Monster Zombie. Photo: News.com.au

This year’s Halloween – the annual event where Americans put on costumes, dance and pretend their country’s economy isn’t being mercilessly sucked into the Earth’s core – made me wish we had a stronger tradition of costume-wearing here in Australia.

I’m not talking about adopting Halloween. I’m talking about making more of a general effort to inexplicably turn up to work and dinner parties in lavish, grossly-inappropriate costumes. Everyone loves costumes, even famous people.

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  • St. Michael says:

    03:11pm | 04/11/11

    @ Chris L: at my size and physique, mate, let’s just say I’d need Dolly Parton’s implants to fool you I’ve got anything approaching a tapering shape! Read more »

  • Chris L says:

    09:01am | 04/11/11

    @St Michael, that’s what padding is for. It’s what I use when I dress as Darth Vader. Read more »

 

Since when does dressing up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz involve flashing your underpants?

A woman at the West Hollywood Halloween costume parade. Picture: AFP

As an Australian living in the United States, attempting to embrace my cultural surroundings for the epic Halloween festivities – parades, parties and the like, I am rather appalled at the costume selection available for women.

It’s tough to find a dress-up option that doesn’t involve showing an inordinate amount of flesh whether it’s micro mini-skirts, midriffs or cleavage enhancing tops.

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  • Craig Berridge says:

    02:48pm | 22/12/10

    What i heard is - USA over-sexualises everything, sex is everywhere, its in your face, even at a festival that has nothing to do with sex. And it’s the early sexualisation of the children that is having a negative effect on the younger generation. Their childhoods are effectively shortened by… Read more »

  • AstroGirl says:

    07:06pm | 05/11/10

    I agree with you that those costumes are tacky and vile but like someone already said don’t like it don’t buy it. Its the internet ,is only ever about sex but I’m sure if you looked a little harder you eventually find some costumes that are more to your taste.… Read more »

 

As a small group of Halloween-devotees in Martin Place this week protested that October 31 is not a national public holiday like Christmas, you can be sure that thousands of religious folk around the world are right now making the opposite demand: Halloween is evil and should be banned.

Jamie Lee Curtis thought it was pretty evil.

I have been asked many times, both as an Anglican minister and as director of the Centre for Public Christianity: Is Halloween evil? Should Christians oppose it?

My general feeling is that Halloween is no more ‘evil’ than Christmas. In fact, the two festivals have a bit in common.

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  • Trent says:

    10:23am | 07/11/11

    You didn’t actually read the article did you? It is not an American thing in the slightest. Read more »

  • lallulaplop says:

    06:35pm | 01/11/11

    You know there ARE christians out there who see giftmas as worse than halloween, or certainly on equal par with it. At least halloween does not take something and then try to claim it’s about Jesus, unlike xmas and easter. Read more »

 

It’s Halloween this Saturday, and though we’ve never quite gotten into the whole ghoul thing in Australia, people do attempt to celebrate.

Believe it or not this is German supermodel Heidi Klum. Picture: AP

There’s the odd, weak-themed club night, annoying neighbourhood kids who to trick or treat until they get to a door behind which a grouch refuses to give them anything (is there a name for the Halloween scrooge?) and those people whose birthdays fall on Halloween, instantly bestowing a lifetime pass for dress-up parties.

In the States, they go a bit nuts at this time of year. The amount of pics I’ve seen in the last week of celebrities shopping for a pumpkin outnumbers those carrying a Starbucks - and that’s saying something in La La Land.

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  • Sam Chowder says:

    04:59pm | 27/10/09

    This article has certainly got everyone hot under the collar Read more »

  • Madame Boodwah says:

    11:25am | 27/10/09

    OR Paris Hilton as Donatella Versace, a month locked in a sunbed should do it… http://realitybytes101.blogspot.com/2009/10/nipple-cripple.html Read more »

 

Halloween is almost upon us.  On October 31 thousands of children and adults around the globe will don strange costumes and wander the streets. 

My kids Angus and Grace get in the spirit

Tricks will played, treats will be given …. but will Australians ever really embrace the day?

I love Halloween and in one form or another have celebrated it all my life. However, many in Australia do not.  Descriptions such as “glammed-up celebration of ghoulishness”, “over-commercialized clap trap”, “a celebration of lollies and terror”, “Americanization by stealth” all spring to mind.  So when a friend from the US asked me whether Australians celebrate Halloween like they did, I had to tell her that sadly, the short answer was no.

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  • qazwsx0 says:

    06:27pm | 25/06/11

    The best doctors are friends raises a gender, nurture the best prescription is a smile, the best treatment for illness is their own, the best of health motion is to walk<a >wholesalers</a> Read more »

  • HelĂ©na says:

    08:14pm | 01/11/09

    my thoughts were with humbug, but having attended an improptu halloween’s party on Saturday and walking house to house with my little boy has totally turned me around!- it was so much fun! - I can’t wait to do it next year!! Read more »

 

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