Grandparents

She checks what the time is in their far-flung time zone and then looks into the distance. It is so long since they have been back in this city, back at home. What exotic locale are they exploring today? Who are they spending time with? Are they safe? 

Cartoon: David Rowe

These could well be the musings of a parent surveying a nest emptied of backpacking children. But they are in fact the reflections of a child, a middle-aged child left in the wake of the fastest growing class of traveller – The Silver Mobility.  The Silver Mobility are superannuated, silver-haired (underneath) and they’ve got very itchy feet.  It’s not only pneumonia that hits seniors hardest - wanderlust is just as bad. 

The Silver Mobility sweated it out for over 40 years. They sent more of us than ever to private schools, supported more of us than ever through tertiary education, funded unprecedented material comfort, and then they waited for us to move out. And then they waited some more for the ones that moved out, and then moved back, to move out again. But finally, we’re gone. Which means it’s time to dust off the suitcase, fill a few prescriptions for Brufen and Lipitor and get the hell out of there.

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  • Wayne says:

    07:56am | 13/01/12

    Crap,going at the speed limit is not compulsory.it is a maximum not the compulsory!we have yet to learn: in Scandanavia the suburban speed LIMIT is 10 k less than Aust.In the US when a school bus stops so does the traffic FROM BOTH SIDES. You sound like vicroads who require… Read more »

  • TM says:

    03:41pm | 10/01/12

    And who do you think paid for the country hospital, what a DH comment. Read more »

 

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