Gordon Brown
As a contemporary British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was always a bit of a misfit. The dour Scot always looked a little awkward in the place of his immaculately presented and well-spoken predecessors in Tony Blair, John Major and Margaret Thatcher.

Can changing the leader somehow make a government legitimate when it has been so comprehensively beaten at the polls? Former Liberal Democrat leader Paddy Ashdown may have said, “The people have spoken, we just don’t know what they’ve said,” but in handing the Conservatives more seats than Labour, the only discernable message from British voters seems to be that the government’s time is up.
Brown’s surprise announcement that he will resign by September is a win-at-all-costs strategy. He’s willing to sacrifice himself to keep the Tories out of office. What’s unfolding now in Britain is an increasingly unseemly bidding war for power. The end result, if Labour manages to form a government, will be Britain having a Prime Minister it didn’t vote for.
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Update: As the Times Online reported earlier this morning, Gordon Brown has since decided to resign as leader of the Labour party. Here is the full text version of his resignation speech
What if you threw an election and nobody won?

What if everybody lost?
That is exactly what’s happened in Britain where the only absolute winners from last Thursday’s election are the UK Greens who won their first seat in Parliament.
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Randal says:
Thank you for your contribution @marley and such conventions have been enshrined under British Common Law for centuries and can be traced back to the Magna Carta, the Civil War, The Restoration, The Act of the Union, Bill of Rights etc…etc… Essentially in Britain the monarch initially held all power… Read more »
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marley says:
I’ve always understood that, in the Westminster system, a government can fall when it loses either an actual “no confidence” vote , or any vote involving the budget in Parliament. I suppose you’d have to go back to the days of Robert Peel to trace the written origins of the… Read more »
If you weren’t aware it’s big day in the UK today. It is general election day, and will see eith Gordon Brown ousted as Prime Minister to be replaced by the first Conservative Prime Minister in 13 years, or see Labour given an unprecedented fourth term in Government.

London’s two big tabloids have backed different parties.
The Sun, a newspaper who backed Tony Blair 13 years ago, is now firmly behind Conservative David Cameron, the man who has painted himself as Blair’s natural successor.
Meanwhile the Daily Mirror has continued their support for the Labour Party, making Cameron’s privileged upbringing the focus of the attack. They make it more explicit in an alternate front page you can see below the fold, which reminds readers he was a member of Oxford’s famous Bullingdon Club (along with London Mayor Boris Johnson) that would go around trashing pubs and writing cheques for the damage.
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Nicole says:
You left out the Daily Star - http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/gallery/2010/may/06/general-election-2010-newspapers-front-pages?picture=362252680. Ahhh British tabloids, always providing insightful and in-depth coverage of the real political issues. Read more »
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Eric says:
Well put, Shane. The ‘winner’ could turn out to be the loser. Read more »
Whilst the Logies and Rosemount Australian Fashion Week have kept Australian fashion commentators busy, the looks currently being critiqued in Britain are not on the red carpet or the catwalk but on the campaign trail.

The British media billed it as a showdown between Sarah Brown, wife of Prime Minister Gordon Brown, and Samantha Cameron, wife of Conservatives’ Leader David Cameron, but it became a three-horse race as the rise and rise of the Liberal Democrats meant their leader’s wife, Miriam González Durántez, suddenly found herself the subject of intense scrutiny. The three women all spoke to UK Grazia in this week’s issue which has hit news stands just before the poll.
As Gordon Brown faces renewed pressure after describing a Labour voter as a “bigoted woman” and one of his own candidates labelling him “the worst Prime Minister we have had in this country”, Sarah Brown has become increasingly important to her husband’s chances of reelection.
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Henry says:
I like David Cameron’s wife. She has a bit of the ‘Nigella Lawson’ about her. Nothing sexier than a classy, well groomed, outwardly conservative woman. with a naughty twinkle in her eye… Read more »
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stephen says:
Laura Bush is writing a book. I won’t buy it, and I prefer Presidents/Prime Ministers/ Despot’s wives don’t write any more. Don’t get me wrong, I like wives, but in the cut and thrust of the UN, Sarajevo and the parliamentary annex, they can offer me only gossip, and I… Read more »
Gordon Brown made not one, but two public gaffes in his exchange with Gillian Duffy. The first was to be caught describing the pensioner as a bigot in the first place. A politician as experienced as Gordon Brown should know better than to forget that he was wired.

Brown’s second gaffe was to spend 40 minutes apologising to the pensioner after his words were played back to him during a radio interview. No doubt his media minders regarded this as a necessary piece of damage control, a last-ditch effort to contain an already disastrous situation. That might have been the intent, but the apology just left him looking meal-mouthed, amateurish and weak.
The better option — and the thing that a true politician would have done — would have been to own up to his words and defend his beliefs.
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Jenni says:
Thank you Christpher, for putting into words what I, myself, have been trying to since this happened. I have noticed in the coverage of the Brown incident that no mention has been made of the actual comments made by this woman, which is surely important in knowing if being called… Read more »
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Margaret says:
The unmitigated gall of Gordon Brown to label that lady a bigot for voicing her rightly held concern that hercountry was going to the dogs because of all the free movement by Europeans to Britain. The EU has been a disaster for the whole of Europe - costly, biased and… Read more »
“It is,” P.G. Wodehouse once wrote, “never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.”

It was impossible not to think of that sentence this week as I watched Gordon Brown confronting a discontented voter in the Northern English town of Rochdale and then being caught on mic unloading on his aides.
Brown, of course, is struggling, third in the polls, personally unpopular and with the millstone around his neck of a massive budget deficit and a national debt it will take decades to repay.
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WayneT says:
I watched the exchange between Brown and this lady and he was spot on when he remarked she was bigoted. Her comments fell well within the definition of bigot. If I had been him I would have turned the whole situation around on persons of this ilk. Going back to… Read more »
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robert smissen says:
Time for this “SILLY OLD BUGGER” to march off into obscurity Read more »
The British Prime Minister’s description of a voter he had just met as a “bigot” when he thought the microphone was off has been described by London’s Daily Telegraph as “the most damaging off-mike remark in modern politics”. There is talk that it may have destroyed any chance he had at re-election.

It’s a disaster because it confirms some of the voters’ worst suspicions about Brown’s character: that his true personality is dour and cranky, that deep down he probably just doesn’t like people. Brown was forced to visit the woman - a Labour supporter - at her home to apologise. But it a catastrophic turn in a general election campaign in which Labour is already sliding in the polls.
The timing makes it all the more damaging, but how does it rate among the long list of political gaffes when people thought the mikes were off? Here’s Brown’s - watch him squirm as the tape is played back - along with nine more in no particular order. Let us know what you think in the comments - and add your suggestions.
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Wayne B says:
OK..maybe this was a case of conspiracy 101… but help me get this….the woman complains bitterly (amongst other things) about ‘eastern european migrants’ .... and GB expresses his opinion ... that he thinks she is a ‘bigot’ (racist). Is he wrong, or is it just wrong to say it?? After… Read more »
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Anne71 says:
I have a sister who is a senior lecturer in journalism. If there is one thing she drums into the brain of every single one of her students it would be this: Treat every microphone you see as if it were live! Perhaps politicians need to remember this too… Read more »
Politics here has become quite addicted to managing our lives for us. Fat taxes, internet filters, incentives to have babies, disincentives to drink too much, bonuses for being green, you name it, a politician has promised it, and we’ve come to expect it.

But in the UK yesterday Conservative leader David Cameron pulled the trigger on a completely counter strategy, promising to not only leave Britons alone to run their own lives, but basically telling them to get off their sofas and start administering things themselves.
“Sack your MP, chose your own school, veto council tax rises, vote for your police commissioner, save the local post office - so many things to do.” Goodness, that sounds tiring.
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Henry says:
Cheers Peter. Thanks for your robust debates and logical arguments! Read more »
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Barry says:
Saskia, if you look up what ‘nanny state’ means you will find that police and the law are actually part of the problem. They are the ones imposing all of ‘nanny’s rules’ Read more »
More than eighty years separate the publication of Evelyn Waugh’s first novel and the Tory campaign for government in the British election, but the two are oddly connected.

The narrative spring that sets ‘Decline and Fall’ in motion is the expulsion from Oxford of its hapless hero, Paul Pennyfeather; and the reason he’s expelled is an act of bullying by the members of something called the Bollinger Club.
They “debag” him (pull down his trousers and pants) and force him to run around the quadrangle. He’s caught, ‘sent down’ as they say at Oxford, and left with no choice but to take a low paying job teaching at a seedy prep school, where his humilations grow steadily worse.
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Right wing Australian = stooge to whatever overlord is available. Even easier. Read more »
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