Golden Globes

Dear Hugh Jackman,

AND he's got a great tan. Pic: News.com.au

Ok, I get it… you’re an outrageously talented, actor, singer and dancer, Hollywood, Broadway and TV über-star. You’re an incredibly devoted husband to Deborra-Lee and loving father to Oscar and Ava.

You’re a generous philanthropist — supporting and raising awareness of numerous charities and community projects.

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  • pete says:

    06:30pm | 15/01/13

    I get the feeling in our dystopian future Hugh Jackman will be delivering messages from the elites on videoscreens throughout our cities. Read more »

  • Outgrid says:

    05:31pm | 15/01/13

    Aussie sheilas, GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Oh, and stop with the entitled insistance for other people to improve themselves. If you want something out of life you should get it yourself rather than wait for a man to do it for you. Read more »

 

Gah. The Golden Globes. If you don’t like frocks, and can’t bear self-indulgent speeches thanking God, long-dead parents, a dog etc, you’d be forgiven for not giving the telly even the slightest glance this lunchtime. Except that is, for Ricky Gervais.

The future's looking bright!

Yep, the Brit funny man who made working in a drab back office in a west-London suburb hilarious, could save the Golden Globes. And all earnest, glamour-loving Americans. From themselves.

Tonight will be Ricky’s third time hosting the champagne and taffeta-fuelled, red-carpet fiesta. But after managing to offend nearly everyone in Hollywood last year, this year’s invitation surprised many.

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  • subotic says:

    11:13am | 17/01/12

    @John, I for one welcome our new reptilian overlords http://torrentchannel.com/Cathy_OBrien__Mark_Philips_-_Trance_Formation_of_America_MKULTRA_-_1995.pdf Read more »

  • The righteous one says:

    10:21am | 17/01/12

    ratings, pure and simple.  Most of them would not know to pucker their anus if there was a wind blowing up it Read more »

 

Not planning on spending three hours of your life watching Ricky Gervais gamely work his way through his agonizing but compelling monologue, or realising Robert de Niro needs a script to sound intelligent?

You wait, this'll totally catch on. Pic: AFP

Here’s a rundown of this year’s Golden Globes.

1. If there is one lesson to be gleaned from today’s glitz-fest it is this – smart girls get the bling.

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  • Mayday says:

    05:00pm | 20/01/11

    Too true. In a general national sense the British tend to be self depreciating by nature whereas the Americans self appreciating. Read more »

  • macca-d says:

    11:29am | 20/01/11

    Agreed.  And what did they expect anyway….it’s Ricky Gervais! Read more »

 

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