Gillard Government

Under pressure himself over his crusade against Craig Thomson, Tony Abbott has moved to present a softer side, suggesting that the ex-communicated Labor MP should quit politics for, ... wait for it, his own good.

Walking a fine line… Picture: Kym Smith

“The best thing for everyone, to take the pressure off him, to take the pressure off his family, would be for him to leave the parliament,’’ the Opposition Leader told the Nine network during his regular Friday morning spray.

Mr Abbott acknowledged that the NSW crossbencher was under “enormous’’ pressure but offered no apology for his constant references to Labor’s “tainted’’ vote, his attacks on Fair Work Australia, (since redefined as the author of a rigorous piece of independent investigation) and his ceaseless prosecution of both the Government and Thomson.

For Julia Gillard subject to renewed leadership discussions by powerful forces inside her own party, this is a full-blown existential crisis.

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  • adolph stalin says:

    06:00pm | 28/05/12

    if he does die what do we lose??a liar,a cheat and a thief so really its no big lose let him hang,i wish all crooks got treated like this Read more »

  • Bob says:

    10:50pm | 27/05/12

    Farken: Sounds like it would have been a good idea to have had this sorted out years ago, instead of having FWA drag it out to the point it could cover two election cycles. Four years is too long and for what he’s been accused of, a trial by media… Read more »

 

Craig Thomson’s wife Zoe must really love him. His political career is over. His reputation is shredded. He has become the butt of a national poor taste joke. And yet he continues to put up a front - blaming everyone, EVERYONE, but himself for the situation in which he’s landed.

Cartoon: Peter Nicholson

He can only be doing it for his wife. When you love someone you want to believe them, but you can only believe them if they give you something to hold on to. And so Thomson is giving the mother of his children his ever expanding denials to cling to.

He’s being aided in this bizarre soap opera by the Labor Party, which is simultaneously defending him and barring him from the Caucus. The moral relativism being practiced in Canberra at the moment is almost comical, and Thomson is in the strangest state of career limbo you can imagine.

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  • Jay says:

    02:17pm | 25/05/12

    I care. I care that some of my friends and colleagues were members of the HSU years on end and paid their dues. I care that they their work environment made them feel insecure enough to pay to be in a union in which they had utter trust in and… Read more »

  • Andrew says:

    12:46pm | 25/05/12

    Yeah right Melissa, you know the thoughts of every prostitute out there. By the way she doesnt work in the industry anymore. Read more »

 

Like a good movie director, Craig Thomson knew the scene which would get the most viewers should be kept until towards the end, and that is when he finally addressed the allegations he on seven occasions hired prostitutes.

What, no horns? No cloven hooves?

But he also knew that this was the allegation for which he had to have the strongest defence, the most convincing line of rebuttal. And he just didn’t.

As Mr Thomson said today after around 35 minutes of speaking: “One of the things I have difficulty in making an explanation about - and I’m certainly not going to use parliamentary privilege to lie or change that - is in relation to phones and how records were on my phones. I don’t have an explanation.”

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  • Jay says:

    10:37am | 24/05/12

    Windsor - Laborite, hates Abbott & national party enough to drag this country through the wringer rather than do the right thing for Australia. He’s just another self serving pratt of a politician who puts his ego first beyond anything else. Having said that, I’m not overly thrilled with state… Read more »

  • Jay says:

    10:33am | 24/05/12

    Mick,my educated guess would be because of the influential people in the union; ALP and HSU. A whistleblower ALWAYS pays a price and if you don’t have more than just one incident to work with, you are going to get told it’s not enough. The trouble is with the internal… Read more »

 

At midday all eyes will turn to the House of Representatives, as the Member for Dobell Craig Thomson gives a 30-minute speech addressing the amazing credit card/prostitutes/union funds scandal that has engulfed him and the Gillard Government.

UPDATE: Thomson came out fightin' . Pic: Gary Ramage.

Punchers David Penberthy and the Torii (Maguire and Shepherd) will be watching. Join them in the Cover-it-Live module below as they hope for anything but an anti-climax.

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  • Seamus says:

    07:23am | 22/05/12

    Phone cloning Mr Thompson?  Stop it, or you’ll go blind. Read more »

  • James Mathews says:

    10:31pm | 21/05/12

    Well this just does my head in, when will we all get out Labor Headache and get back to focusing on the true element of politics and that it policy, when can we have a policy debate and let this go buy the way side it just doesn’t need more… Read more »

 

Craig Thomson’s address to Parliament at noon today will be unprecedented, but don’t expect much that is new to come from it.

On the charge of making silly faces in Parliament, I find the defendant guilty! Pic: Ray Strange

The basics, and great slabs of the detail, of the allegations against the former Labor MP and Health Services Union secretary have been public currency since 2009.

Mr Thomson’s version of events has also been widely known, at least in outline. We could get critical detail.

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  • SteveJ says:

    10:46am | 22/05/12

    You mean like Turnbull when he was being sued over HIH?  Or how Howard then Abbott persued Slipper when he was with the LNP and misusing taxpayer money? Libs are applying a double standard Read more »

  • BD says:

    10:23pm | 21/05/12

    Why has acotrel been allowed to hijack this column ... if people ignore those comments maybe he/she will go away ..... very trollish behaviour by one person… as a moderator on another site this would not be happening. IN the meantime As an ex labor member any one crying innocent… Read more »

 

It might be one of those urban myths which take hold in politics and follow their subjects to the grave. Legend has it that, during the Sydney Olympics, Bob Carr was caught reading Fyodor Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment at the beach volleyball finals. Or it might have been Tolstoy at an NRL match.

Bob Carr, senator in waiting, anointed Foreign Minister and sports nut. Photo: Kim Smith

He certainly did predict, during a motivational pep-talk to the NSW Blues at Origin Camp where he quoted from Marcus Aurelius, that they would triumph over Victoria in their Origin clash. Carr was also busted teaching himself German during Question Time, mouthing verbs to himself from a textbook called Die Stufen as an indignant Opposition demanded answers about the neglect of Sydney’s trains.

That episode was held up as an example of Carr’s disengagement in the job of premier and his indifference to the parlous state of Sydney’s infrastructure. Conversely, it was hailed as an indictment of the hapless NSW Liberals that the Premier was under such little pressure that he could use the peak forum for executive accountability as a chance for quiet self-improvement.

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  • Glenn says:

    05:02pm | 28/04/12

    I am sad in a way that I have already expressed the virtues of bob car in my earlier post. 5.24pm. However after reading the long winded @patricia’s post I felt compelled to write again. The only other time that I have heard such wisdom expressed from the far left… Read more »

  • Glenn says:

    04:24pm | 28/04/12

    Bob is one of those cars that Gillard wanted off the road in the cash for clunkers fiasco. I’m astounded how he’s found his way back to the future. Should have stayed in the junk yard where these types of cars belong. Read more »

 

Nobody likes to look incompetent or inept. So it’s no wonder the Federal Government fought to keep secret a report that revealed the $3.5 billion it spends each year on indigenous programs has generated “dismally poor returns”. 

Money for indigenous programs needs to be used better. Pic: The Australian

Close to two years after a 470-page Finance Department report slammed the Government’s management of indigenous programs and expenditure there’s been no radical movement, no overhaul of the Departments responsible, and none of the 115 recommendations adopted.

The report may never have even been made public save for a long-running freedom of information case brought by Channel 7.

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  • Sam p says:

    10:36am | 16/11/11

    The money went into the pockets of non Aboriginal people, they dont consult, then employ non.Aboriginals for a paid holiday. Its as well planned as the alpine grazing trial, if your going to control humans like a dictatorship then take responsabillity for the repeat failures, the Aboriginal population is growing… Read more »

  • xar says:

    08:29pm | 25/10/11

    I don’t have the answers, I wish I did. People seem to propose stuff that either involves cultural whitewashing or things which have already been implemented with a massive failure rate. Read more »

 

In perhaps his most extraordinary exclusive to date, Joe has obtained the credit card statement that could bring down Labor MP Craig Thomson and with him the whole Gillard Government.

See below for this truly explosive document…

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  • Carol says:

    11:09am | 30/08/11

    While the media goes on and on about Craig Thomson’s crime for which he has yet to be jailed( people go to jail for theft,dont they?) 22 Bills have been passed in parliament in the last 2 weeks! This government is all smoke and mirrors! Although the smoke will now… Read more »

  • Evilbunny says:

    10:39am | 28/08/11

    Not one policy , Not one hint of caring of Australia’s future…..but heaps of the ‘naughty Catholic schoolboy’ bullying…..if you went to school , read between the lines. Read more »

 

The Sunday before last, Gordon Crawford, the CEO of a five-truck Perth furniture removal company, sat down with his wife to make an unusual investment decision.

Gordon and his big rig. Picture: AAP

Gordon had just received an email from a mate telling him about the “Convoy of No Confidence”, a platoon of truckie convoys travelling from across the country to Canberra to call for a new election. A convoy was leaving Perth that Thursday. Did Gordon want to be a part of it?

Gordon and his wife sure had no confidence in the government. But were they disgusted enough with Labor it was worth them spending $10,000 for Gordon to take his truck on a four-and-a-bit day trek across the country?

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  • Warmists have low IQ's says:

    12:21pm | 31/08/11

    What if we just said “No” to any more solar subsidies, or windfarm waste, and instead spent that money reducing waiting times and increasing lifespans? Alan Moran of the IPA estimated that the 20% renewable energy scheme loaded a deadweight loss of 1.8 billion a year on the Australian economy… Read more »

  • Disraeli says:

    01:20pm | 28/08/11

    Apologies for the duplication: the blog system was returning repeated submission error mesages at the time. Read more »

 

As the trucks thunder into Canberra, or try to, it appears they have been blocked somewhere short of Parliament House.


It’s not yet clear why they were blocked, but Alan Jones has just called it “the most disgraceful thing that has ever been done to democracy” and “a total corruption of the democratic process”. Meanwhile, Bronwyn Bishop said “we have a government that is not legitimate”.

With all due respect to Australia’s most popular broadcaster and one of our most senior politicians, those claims are way over the top. They simply don’t have the right to make them. But there are some people on the streets of Libya this morning who do.

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  • Disraeli says:

    07:24am | 28/08/11

    Other views of the truck convoy. Laurie Oakes (quoted by Fitzsimons) on Jones “Laurie on lorries As a political commentator, Laurie Oakes has more cred than anyone in the country. On Monday night’s Nine News he used it, admirably, to crush the man who has the least, Alan Jones. The… Read more »

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    06:59pm | 27/08/11

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The Gillard government, in concert with the Greens, is planning to toughen up privacy laws. The immediate spark for this has been the appalling electronic hacking by the News of the World in the UK.

Hooray! Now the privacy-obsessed govt knows everything about me! Pic: Ross Swanborough.

A cynic could say that this re-kindled interest in personal privacy is an attempt to put the carbon tax issue out of peoples’ minds.

There is a federal Privacy Act, which prevents private organizations from obtaining information about people without their consent. There is a federal Privacy Commissioner, whose task it is to monitor and act on breaches of privacy laws.

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  • Disraeli says:

    08:55am | 12/08/11

    Here Ryan’s tactics were to 1. take a factual remark criticising actual content (ie Ryan posts insults) and 2. draw a false, loaded personal assumption (ie Disraeli feels insulted) in order to 3. make a pointless personal attack (yadayada Princess) In his posts on two Census threads, Ryan has repeatedly… Read more »

  • RyaN says:

    10:24am | 09/08/11

    @Disraeli: if rant is insulting to you then you need to harden up princess. Same goes for the facts that you seem to want to glance over. I tell you what Disrael, I will happily fill in a form if you can get me a 100% written guarantee that my… Read more »

 

When the sun rose yesterday morning, optimistic Federal Labor MPs must have woken up thinking: “Monday morning – time for damage control”. Their more pessimistic comrades would probably have been thinking: “A new week, a new fiasco”.

The weekend announcement that some motor vehicle users will be exempt from a carbon tax on petrol proved to be yet another example of the Gillard’s Government shocking ineptitude and deviousness.

Maybe this'll get more expensive, maybe it won't

It rivals the desperate knee-jerk reactions that were the East Timor “solution” (now abandoned), the Malaysian “solution” (still not finalised), the ban on all live cattle exports (which is killing an industry vital to northern Australia), and indeed the carbon tax announcement itself.

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  • LC says:

    06:31pm | 04/09/11

    They throw around the “per-capita” figure because it’s the ONLY way they can justify this abomination of a tax. NEWSFLASH: The planet does not care about what political jurisdiction of people emit more emissions, only that they are being made in the first place. Global Warming=GLOBAL. Not Australian. Global. The… Read more »

  • Martin says:

    02:40pm | 06/07/11

    Graham and Way its is. What a pair of mental giants. O’Farrell has been there for 100 days. Labor was there for 16 years and sold off most of the electricity providers for a cash grab to try and save their hides. Blame the price hikes on Labor you daft… Read more »

 

For reasons which are difficult to fathom, Julia Gillard has found herself on the receiving end of some particularly torrid criticism over her response to the Queensland flood crisis.

Julia Gillard comforts Linda Bradley while Queensland Premier Anna Bligh looks on. Photo: Darren England

Much of it is undoubtedly coming from those who already dislike the Prime Minister and will seize on any event or issue to run her down. But some of it appears to be coming from people who have no real interest in politics, no ideological axe to grind, but who have found themselves left cold by the PM’s performance this week.

Julia Gillard has been criticised for smiling too much, not looking sad enough; at the same time, she’s been accused of affecting a hang-dog expression aimed at contriving a sense of concern, talking in a matronly monotone which makes her sound rehearsed and insincere.

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After the indignity of having its then leader declare himself an ideological social democrat in a culture magazine, it’s the idea that dare not speak its name. Lost in the wilderness for so many years, the Gillard government might finally be accepting its inheritance as the party of economic rationalism and reform.

Gillard may outflank Abott by adopting economic policies championed by these guys

But it’s early days and Labor might just be teasing.

Labor’s decision to fundamentally change its trade policy is its most promising economic policy in a generation. In a recent address to the Lowy Institute, Trade Minister Craig Emerson indicated that the government will unilaterally cut Australia’s remaining industry tariffs, separate trade policy from international politics and only pursue trade agreements that have an economic upside.

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  • Chase Stevens says:

    10:46am | 20/12/10

    In the wake of the GFC I am surprised to find anyone trumpeting Economic Rationalism. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    09:25pm | 18/12/10

    ...‘and pursue economic trade agreements that have an economic upside’. You mean to say we haven’t been doing that ? That this Government, and others, has been tying our trade to political considerations ? What political considerations ? We haven’t got any. We have absolutely no political clout whatsoever. What… Read more »

 

There are now just four sitting days left of the new paradigm for 2010 –exciting isn’t it – and it’s worth running the ruler over this much-hyped new-look Parliament to see how it compares to the old one.

Burning out…John Tiedemann in The Daily Telegraph

It’s also worth comparing its performance against the promises that were made by Julia Gillard in the giddy afterglow of forming government, after that joyful period when for 17 days Australia had no government at all.

The term “new paradigm” was coined by Julia Gillard at her National Press Club speech shortly after the federal election when the country remained in limbo. Shorn of its management-speak overtones the term basically meant a new way of doing things. To the public it promised greater transparency and accountability and a more inclusive approach to doing politics, whereby instead of the government of the day exercising a vice-like grip on the national policy agenda, it would listen to the voices of independents, and minor parties. This part of the message wasn’t so much aimed at the public, but the three undecided independent MPs who had the nation by the tail as they pondered whether to back Labor or the Coalition.

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  • bleD says:

    08:04pm | 22/11/10

    The majority of the people get the government they deserve. Don’t be surprised if by the next election the public don’t again succumb to the snake oil merchants (politicians, religious ministers, etc.) All will be forgiven and forgotten and you can restart the whinging. Read more »

  • Sven Gali says:

    02:52pm | 22/11/10

    Thanks, Reg. You know who I mean so I don’t need to name names, but at least online comment forums now provide an outlet for toxic bores, sparing the victims they used to ambush in pubs and at parties. Read more »

 

Gay marriage is supported by a majority of Australians. At least that’s what the few published opinion polls on the issue would suggest.

Loren Cowley (left) and Michelle Ricketts seal their vows in a wedding protyest outside the ALP convention in Sydney last year. Photo: AFP

The most recent poll, in October of this year, was commissioned by a pro-gay marriage lobby group called Australian Marriage Equality. But it was conducted by the independent polling firm Galaxy, which since 2004 has one of the best records at picking federal and state election results. With a solid sample of 1050 respondents, the Galaxy survey found that 62 per cent of Australians did not have a problem with the idea of same-sex marriage.

The result was in keeping with other recent polls which have shown either a narrow or comfortable majority of people supports gay marriage. A different question, however, is whether people wanted the Gillard Government to act as a matter of urgency to legalise gay marriage.

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  • Sandy says:

    03:19pm | 21/11/10

    “The world is moving towards harmony and equality.”  Really?  Says who? The world may be trying to.  But maybe we just had a bit of a break after a couple of almighty world wide dust ups at the start of the 20 century.  According to the demographers we’re becoming more… Read more »

  • Sandy says:

    03:11pm | 21/11/10

    @ Corban. Do I have to spell it out for you. Competition baby. Combined with clear policy by religions.  That’s my guess anyway. See my latest post on Phelps’ Punch piece about the ‘vibe’.  You want to go deeper into the psychology of it?  Bring it on.  I note that… Read more »

 

Wayne Swan has a problem.

Now guys, if I've told you once I've told you 34 times…Photo: Ray Strange

The banks think he’s a pushover. Several hundred thousand home-owners agree.

Now that the ANZ has joined the Commbank in defying public opinion and overshooting the Reserve Bank’s official interest rate increase, the federal treasurer finds himself in familiar territory. He’s really, really angry.

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  • Fiddlesticks says:

    07:19am | 12/11/10

    Complete misrepresentation by Dash of this and earlier posts. Read more »

  • tell the truth says:

    06:52pm | 11/11/10

    Penbo - how about a balanced, unbiased journalistic piece from you about why a smallish section of the community are screaming out about historically very small interest rates rises. If the stats are true that only 30% of Australians are mortgaged, why is this presented as such a majority issue? Read more »

 

This government must have the courage and discipline to cut spending, reduce borrowing and to repay debt.

Robb: Cuts now could save households later.

The mid year economic update (MYEFO) expected this week needs to take the form of a mini-budget. Wayne Swan needs to accept that government spending has and is contributing to the upward pressure on interest rates. We have now seen seven rises under his watch.

The Treasurer was at direct odds with leading economists such as Saul Eslake, Chris Richardson and RBA board member Warwick McKibbin, when he said: “Anybody who’s claiming the stimulus is somehow related to rate rises is simply talking rubbish.”

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  • Reg says:

    12:11pm | 09/11/10

    Yes we should all be running around like chooks with no heads. ROFLMAO. Read more »

  • Reg says:

    12:02pm | 09/11/10

    Perhaps it is rather simplistic but if the free market is functioning and the cost of home mortgage is beyond the average worker, why is Sydney growing towards the five million mark instead of people fleeing to the countryside? Could it be that by concentrating industry, an over-supply of workers… Read more »

 

In his recent book, John Howard claimed that the Labor Party would comfortably have won the recent election had Kevin Rudd remained prime minister.

Fun and games…Nicholson in The Australian.

The government, he said, had torpedoed its principal ground for re-election, namely that it had kept Australia out of recession, by politically assassinating the man who’d led it. It’s a plausible argument but I don’t think that it’s right, notwithstanding my respect for my former leader’s insights.

Julia Gillard’s problem is not that she was a worse candidate for re-election than her predecessor; it’s that she’s turning out to be an even worse prime minister than he was.

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  • Scotty says:

    06:04pm | 11/11/10

    Pete Stott The war is bipartisan. We are NOT a net importer of food.  That figure was put out about groceries by the grocery council, and it included garbage bags and other plastic (ie definitely not edible) items. Read more »

  • grumpy old man says:

    11:52am | 09/11/10

    15 years ago I emigrated to Australia, paid my own way, brought my immediate family out, who all now work and contribute to society. It was not a cheap exercise, and it took some time and patience. With hindsight, it would have been cheaper to pay a people smuggler. Go… Read more »

 

What does Julia Gillard believe in? Let’s start by considering her history as a guide.

The PM investigates something else that can swing in either direction. Photo: Ray Strange

Julia Gillard started her political career in student politics at the Labor Club at Adelaide University. After moving to Melbourne, she worked assiduously to rise to become the head of the peak student union body, the Australian Union of Students, by 1983. Unsurprisingly, given student Labor politics is largely characterised by more radical left-wing ideology than the mainstream Labor Party, Gillard was also secretary of the Socialist Forum at university. The parliamentary register of interests indicates that Gillard remained a member of this Forum until 2002, which included her first four years in Parliament.

Looking at this, you might be led to believe that Gillard strongly favours the left-side of politics. And it is true that Gillard had, at least up until 2009, been a member of the Labor Party’s left faction. But, in fact, when Gillard wrested power from Kevin Rudd earlier this year, she did so with the backing of the dominant right faction of the Labor Party, the hard left favouring Rudd.

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Less than a month into the new parliament, there is no shortage of advice for our Prime Minister, with News Ltd warning about the danger of ‘over-reaching to the left’, while former British PM Tony Blair – perhaps nostalgic for his own failed New Labor experiment in the UK – is urging her to stay the ‘centre course’. 

Illustration: Eric Lobbecke, Daily Telegraph.

But the ‘sky is falling’ hysteria about our new patch-work parliament has been a little overplayed:  it mirrors perfectly the divisions across our rainbow nation – between regional and urban Australia, between migrant and non-migrant communities, between open minded and closed minded individuals … and the list goes on. 

We live with these divisions every day – and manage to negotiate our lives around them.  It’s curious that we don’t reckon our politicians should be expected to do the same. 

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  • Shane From Melbourne says:

    03:07pm | 29/09/10

    We the party of the informal vote think all the parties are crap…. Read more »

  • ChrisG says:

    12:51pm | 29/09/10

    So much to disagree with! First define ‘machine’: clearly the Greens have a party organisation, indeed it appears that like all other parties, as they’ve grown factions have developed. The Independents have election organisations, the difference being they are autocratic rather than oligarchic. Second, remind me what the combined primary… Read more »

 

The Punch team will be live-blogging between 2.15pm and 4pm (AEST) as the Governor-General addresses MPs and Senators in Canberra this afternoon. In the likely event that it’s horrendously boring we can just have a general discussion about what’s going to happen in this parliament. Do join us.

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  • Old Clive says:

    07:47am | 29/09/10

    Good one! Go to the top of the class. Watch out for the hatchetman Anthony this bloke must slip out of bed he is that slimy. Read more »

  • Visitor says:

    07:47am | 29/09/10

    Observe one critical difference between Gillard’s broken promise (no carbon tax) and that of Abbott (speaker deal), which has attracted far more criticism from the media. Abbott’s promise was to Labor and Independents, not to voters, and was broken before there were any consequences. Gillard’s promise was to voters, and… Read more »

 

Tony Abbott might have pretended to be graceful in defeat a couple of weeks ago but it is now clear that he is intent on destroying Julia Gillard’s flimsy government by almost any means necessary.

Right-wing Trot: Abbott at this morning's swearing in. Photo: Gary Ramage

The Opposition Leader looks more like a campus Trotskyist than an alternative prime minister as he employs a raft of tactics aimed at reducing Labor’s tenuous majority on the floor of Parliament, blocking its policy agenda, sabotaging the ability of the Prime Minister and senior ministers to do their jobs.

At the centre of this strategy is a calculated gamble – that the voters will be less likely to punish the Opposition for treachery than to conclude that Labor is simply incapable of governing effectively and turf them out.

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  • cos says:

    12:52am | 03/10/10

    if another election was held and tony abbott won a, say, 2 seat majority, how would people feel if the opposition refused to pair his ministers? what if he and the treasurer were to attend an important international conference held during a sitting and the opposition said, ‘youre welcome to… Read more »

  • mickijo says:

    01:41pm | 30/09/10

    The term “wrecker” is going to be applied to Abbott until it induces nausea in all of us. But the throwers of the term should remember who it was that actually wrecked border control, who wrecked the houses and lives throught the pink batts and who will do their best… Read more »

 

As suspenseful as a Hitchcock movie, the twists and turns along the path to the nation’s 43rd Parliament remain a source of fascination and frustration in equal measure. And still it drags on.

The unofficial logo of the new Parliament.

We may have to wait until the last moment to know who will be Speaker, (and Deputy Speaker) in the House of Representatives, where government is made - and potentially unmade.

It matters because it affects the final numbers able to be called upon in a vote. Labor has already announced a massive legislative program including more than 40 bills this coming week alone. How any will get through is simply unknown.

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Two weeks ago we were being told by the federal independent MPs that regional Australia had been neglected and was run down after years of not getting back a fair share of the riches it creates for the nation.

Not all bad ... the evocities.com.au websites

Today an alliance of regional towns is out spruiking themselves as alternatives to metropolitan life, by virtue of their great housing, cheaper living costs and an abundance of career and investment opportunities.

They can’t both be right. So which is the real regional Australia?

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  • KatherynRichardson27 says:

    11:26am | 02/06/11

    People in every country get the business loans in different creditors, just because it’s comfortable. Read more »

  • rodger says:

    11:43am | 18/01/11

    It is an ill-thought out re-hash of a 30plus year push for decentralisation; this has been dusted off by a public servant who needs a job or a promotion. It is a gross waste of money I like Orange - Come and walk back 15-20 years. It is the country… Read more »

 

This tricky little election of ours has indeed delivered a bizarre but welcome insight into Australian country life.

Look Mum, these carrots must be fake - there's no plastic bag!

And no-one, least of all our country cousins, could ever have predicted such a windfall that, for the first time in a very long time, both left and right of politics are actually listening to a word or two about troubles in the bush.

Thank you Tony Windsor, Rob Oakeshott and Bob Katter for reminding Australians that – yes – people actually do still live “out there”.

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  • antman says:

    02:03pm | 16/09/10

    howy, it’s also the opportunities that the NBN will provide for the decentralisation of much of the public service and many other administrative/clerical jobs that could be carried out in regional offices once data can be quickly and cheaply transmitted all accross the country much as it is done now… Read more »

  • antman says:

    01:58pm | 16/09/10

    Because you need to buy an extra-wide-bodied private jet? Read more »

 

As a long-suffering leftie, I thought it was just my fragile ego that was picking up an increase in the intensity of the bucketing I have been receiving from my Punch fan club in recent weeks.

Australia, in happier times.

But now we have statistical evidence to prove that the federal election has transformed average Liberal voters from mildly dysfunctional union–baiters into feral class warriors who want to tear down a system that no longer works for them.

In a series of questions about attitudes to the independents and Greens, huge numbers of Liberal voters have put themselves in the ‘strongly disapprove’ column.

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  • Bill says:

    04:27pm | 17/09/10

    Talkback “if they let you” Radio. It’s a joke catering for cretins with the IQ of a brick. I only someone could start a talkback show to take the p**s out of Alan Jones et al. Now that would be a winner. No serious stuff folks. All comecy and satire. Read more »

  • bILL says:

    04:19pm | 17/09/10

    If you live in the Westen Suburbs of Sydney and you are a Rugby League Fan, console yourself with this thought. With Tony Abbott as opposition leader, Manly WILL NOT BE GETTING the $10 MILLION to rebuild their club facilities that Tony promised in the last couple of days before… Read more »

 

“I’m sorry I’m late, but I have piles.” With these immortal words, the former member for the South Australian seat of Mallee, rogue rural Liberal turned independent Peter Lewis, apologised for his late arrival at a scheduled press conference on the steps of State Parliament from North Terrace.

Lewis: more trouble than a duck in a log.

Coming from anybody else the words would have caused shock. Not so in the case of Peter Lewis, a man who made the word maverick seem somehow inadequate to capture the bizarre nature of his unlikely life in the public arena.

Lewis not only looked like Yosemite Sam, he acted like him. In an all-night conscience vote on euthanasia in the mid-1990s, the socially conservative Lewis surprised colleagues by rising to support the legislation on the grounds that, while working as a mercenary in the Thai jungle some years ago, he shot dead one of his fellow soldiers in a mercy killing after he had been mortally wounded by Marxist guerrillas.

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  • acotrel says:

    11:03pm | 13/09/10

    Tony Abbott will probably find a way to force another election.  It will finish his career in politics! Read more »

  • WaitUp! says:

    10:36pm | 13/09/10

    Man - I had forgotten about the Macau Duck.  Here I am ROTF-LOL and I am supposed to be writing an obituary! Read more »

 

Update 2pm: Julia Gillard has named her new ministerial team. It includes Kevin Rudd as PM, Stephen Smith in Defence and Simon Crean heading a new regional affairs ministry. You can read full details here.
Buddy can you spare a paradigm? Jon Kudelka in The Australian.

Australians finally know when Parliament will sit, September 28, but few have any idea what will happen when it does.

Visually, it will be interesting having both sides so evenly matched on numbers in the House of Representatives. Where will the independents sit - on the cross benches yes, but where exactly? On the Government side or on the Opposition side? It is one of many questions.

Julia Gillard may have emerged victorious from our closest ever election, but beyond that stretches yet more uncertainty. A new Cabinet will be named as early as today, but Ms Gillard knows that is the easy bit. Well, kind of.

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  • n_dude says:

    03:25pm | 13/09/10

    Sorry, but that is funded by the state and not federal government. Funny how you use something as trivial and stupiud as this to blame on the federal government. I mean there are plenty of other areas to criticise and blame. Read more »

  • n_dude says:

    01:24pm | 13/09/10

    If Abbott is laughing, then why has he unleashed the attack dogs in a sour grapes type attack on the government (using his hand [icked attack dogs)? Use of emotive words like “Illegitimate” are clearly incorrect as the government was legally formed with the support of the independents and approved… Read more »

 

For all the giddy talk about new paradigms and the renewal of democracy, there’s every chance that this Parliament could end up looking more like an episode of The Office than a functional and productive political assembly.

In a campaign where marketing psychobabble often took centre-stage, it’s only appropriate that, moving forward, the result itself take us further down the path towards the proactive and the inclusive - where instead of just making decisions, it’s now the primary job of parliament to facilitate dialogue and discourse, even to re-open the discussion of issues not remotely on the minds of the 85 per cent of the population which voted for either of the major parties.

Things got off to an inauspicious start when the man who wants ministerial answers limited to three minutes took a full seventeen to address the relatively simple question of whether he was supporting Labor or the Coalition.

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  • n_dude says:

    03:34pm | 13/09/10

    The fact is that Abbott would go to the polls firly soon after taking government had the independents sided with them. That was part of Windsor’s reasoning. This would have spelt doom for the independents as the momentum was with LNP and the voters would have realised how difficult it… Read more »

  • Chris L says:

    09:37am | 13/09/10

    Mike T, you raise a valid point and I fully agree with you. While you admonish Labor supporters to be ready to criticise failings on their side could you also give the same message to the Liberal supporters. I think both sides have the same problem Read more »

 

Instead of a conventional piece of writing about today’s triumphant ALP Caucus meeting, we thought we’d cover it through the lenses of News Limited photographers Ray Strange, Kym Smith and Gary Ramage, who were there today chronicling an event which often looked like it would never happen.

Ducking out: Stephen Smith and the man who has pinched his portfolio. Photo: Ray Strange

This first photograph, by Ray Strange, tells much of the story of this bizarre two months in federal politics. In the foreground is Stephen Smith, who served as Foreign Minister in Kevin Rudd’s first and last term as PM. In the middle of the election campaign, when Rudd was accused of leaking damaging Cabinet information and leadership details to Laurie Oakes, Smith magnaminously told Julia Gillard that he was prepared to vacate that portfolio to make way for Kevin Rudd. It’s expected that this will happen when Julia Gillard announces her new ministry on the weekend. Rudd has gone from being the reviled accused leaker to valued senior member of the team.

The next photograph, by Kym Smith, is the moment Julia Gillard arrived at the meeting. By the shape of her smile, she seems to be thinking: “Yikes. We did it.” You can’t quite make out the documents she’s carrying - maybe it’s another list of demands from the independents.

Here we go…Julia Gillard arrives. Photo: Kym Smith

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  • Ben says:

    05:24pm | 09/03/12

    I wonder how much of this iagengdsement from politics and failures of our institutions has to do with the exhaustion of the dominant ideological narratives of the past century.The pro-market economic reforms of the Hawke/Keating era removed the last vestige of real distinction between the traditional parties of capital and… Read more »

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It was an election campaign filled with memorable images. Tony Abbott, like some cabaret crooner with a cordless microphone, hitting the swirly carpet to schmooze the crowd at the Rooty Hill RSL.  Mark Latham busting out of his enclosure to go on the rampage at the Brisbane Show. Discharged patient Kevin Rudd, his senses deadened by pethidine, poring over an electoral map of Queensland at a staged summit with the woman who pinched his job.

A sneak preview of next week's swearing-in of Cabinet

Given the result of the election, there’s another lesser image which might not be emblematic of the campaign, but speaks volumes about the utterly bizarre policy outcomes it has delivered.

The image was of Independent MP and gentleman farmer Tony Windsor, in moleskins and a leather-shouldered knitted jumper, riding a tractor mower which probably cost as much as a Holden Barina, tending the lawns at his country manor as he finalised his extortionate crusade to turn our national government into the vassal of the laughably persecuted rural class.

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  • Reg says:

    09:57am | 14/09/10

    I’d have thought the answer lay in the numbers. There are RELATIVELY few taxpayers outside the big cities. For example, Sydney has in excess of FOUR million people, approximately 20% of the population of Australia. It’s my understanding that most country people are happy to avoid such dense situations and… Read more »

  • Reg says:

    09:05am | 14/09/10

    ...or where do you bushies think your market lies? Stand on Pennant’s Hills Road in Sydney any day and watch the semis zooming between Darling Downs or Gatton in Queensland and Sydney markets. Interstate road improvement were not only for Oakeschott’s electorate, they were a subsidy to interstate truckers which… Read more »

 

The drama of the 2010 federal election came to an end as the independent MPs Rob Oakeshott and Tony Windsor threw their support behind Labor. This has an immediate impact on Australian climate policy.

A Gillard minority government promises a new cross-party Climate Change Committee to spearhead carbon-pricing legislation in the next term of government. This agenda will face stiff opposition, but with the right design, it can help move Australia towards a low-carbon economy.

Both Labor and the Greens support the notion of carbon pricing but have not yet agreed on the specific mechanism for doing so. (Labor attempted to pass an emissions-trading bill in its last term, however the Senate twice rejected the government’s Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme. The Coalition opposed the CPRS because it was too onerous, and Greens because it was too weak. As a stopgap measure, the Greens proposed an ‘interim carbon price’ of $20 per tonne for two years, but Rudd and Gillard dismissed the idea.)

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  • Quokka says:

    04:21pm | 14/10/10

    Is there any harm in developing renewables in the regions, as Bob Taylor outlines (‘Renewable energy can zap some life into regional Oz’ - an excellent article in Punch) and bring about carbon emissions reductions as a side effect. Sure, it may not be necessary if it turns out to… Read more »

 

Before everyone gets too excited about reforming Parliament, it has to be remembered the combative nature of the placed has given millions of people a myriad of enjoyment and entertainment over the years.

Sadly the wags and wits of yesteryear have gone and their replacements have, in the main, never been able to replace them, with some remarkable exceptions.

Going way back we had Fred Daley, Bill Wentworth, Jim Killen and Gough Whitlam – today the not so pale current crop has included Keating, Costello, Albanese, Julia herself and up to a point the Mad Monk qualifies until he loses his cool.

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  • Chris says:

    11:05pm | 09/09/10

    Keating:  “All tip and no iceberg.” Abbot:  “All sizzle and no sausage.” Read more »

  • Chris says:

    08:55pm | 09/09/10

    Hard to beat Churchill, who, after a long-winded speech by an opponent in the Commons, clapped enthusiastically and cried, “Author! Author!” Read more »

 

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