Geoffrey Edelsten

Now here’s a man who defines himself by the woman on his arm.

He loves her for her brains, and she loves him for his baby face?

The Brownlows have always been a celebration of fake tan, Hollywood tape and dresses designed for maximum exposure and minimum insulation - but last night a woman no one had ever heard of took it to a new level and I smell a serious case of one-upmanship.

All of a sudden the Edelstens are back in the news, and Geoffrey, 66, is clearly determined to demonstrate he can still wow the ladies like he did in 1986.

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  • vomit says:

    03:59pm | 23/05/11

    well in you saying that they should keep it to them selves and stop making us all sick watching them,  granpappys and young girls tend to make alot of people sick, i pay for pay tv to watch talent not show ponies..  makes it my buisness without tv they have… Read more »

  • cassie says:

    10:43pm | 18/05/11

    lucy ...she was left in a heap of debt ..she didnt get money money money , she got left holding alot of debt from him, and think about it , the other one he had . that was on tv and the womens mags, he left her after 3 years… Read more »

 

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