Genetic Engineering

Science is so amazing it can put an ear on a mouse and make Dolly the Sheep, and yet they still haven’t managed to make a unicorn. What’s with that?

Mmmmm tastes like virgins. Pic: Supplied by ThinkGeek

Scientists themselves have shown just how whimsical they can be – they’ve studied belly button bugs and made glow-in-the-dark cats (LOL!) and created the perfect woman (Lisa).

Why stop there? Here’s five things they should get cracking on.

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  • TimB says:

    05:28pm | 06/12/12

    We were also promised hoverboard and mini pizzas that we can rehydrate to full-sized meals in seconds. 2015 is going to be so disappointing :( . Read more »

  • JoniM says:

    04:21pm | 06/12/12

    Yep ! What about another goose that lays golden eggs ! Read more »


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