Gardening

“I held her underwater until I knew she was dead”  said a woman.  The rest of us nod, squirreling away this method as a future possibility.

I must have something's flesh.

I am among mothers congregating at the school gate, waiting for the bell.  We look like the type of congregating mothers who give congregating mothers a bad name.  The gutter stretching behind us is littered with abandoned 4WDs - doors resting open - some pregnant with healthy prams.  A toddler, resigned to boring talk at this time of day, is spinning inconveniently on the footpath. 

Another woman presses for more detail - keen to know if there was a struggle before drowning.  No, she was weak from disease.  Our voices jockey to make the next disclosure of killing.

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  • Campion says:

    06:23pm | 01/03/12

    Oh come on, would you pay sixty-five dollars for a checkup on a bird, not counting medication, when the bird is only worth $15 and you have twenty-five of them? I own a lot of chooks and I also worked at a vet clinic, and believe me, it is totally… Read more »

  • ehcehbapk says:

    02:37pm | 24/04/11

    She <a >??????? ??</a>  found myself face. Besides lets face staring at tom. Read more »

 

Several years ago scientist David Suzuki observed that humans have an innate need to be connected with nature, even if it’s only a nearby park or a tree in the backyard.

What's growing in your backyard?

Australians, who have always expressed nature as part of their national identity, are manifesting this observation more than ever before.

In a recent study looking at a range of social issues related to modern living a surprisingly high number of participants reported growing their own vegetables or herbs at home.

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  • Bob H says:

    03:53pm | 21/10/09

    @Gordon (the Garden Gnome) - Your Garden has become a tool for media fashionistas, I bet your garden was previously an house extension fashion statement complete with scatter cushions.  The recent craze for planting veggies and housing chickens(no snake problems then) is the latest in Gardening fashion trends to be… Read more »

  • Sloth says:

    11:50am | 21/10/09

    Again, this is precisely the problem with non-lawyers attempting to tell people what the law is. Indeed, this is unsurprising; the vast majority of actual lawyers can’t get it right, what hope does the general population have? Nevertheless, the Food Act (WA) does contain a definition of sale. That definition… Read more »

 

There’s a quiet revolution going on in the suburban backyards of Australia. 

Don't be a rooster: plant a garden you can eat.

Rather than sitting back and admiring our perfectly manicured “outside rooms”, gazing lovingly at our mondo grass, perfectly coiffed hedges of murraya, buxus or newly acquired rows of trendy agaves, we are choosing to head outside armed with buckets of kitchen scraps, water collected from baths and showers while we attempt to figure out where we should build a chicken coop, locate the veggie patch, compost heap and herb garden. 

Suffering a slow death (and not for lack of water) is the passive, over-structured garden.  Instead we are rediscovering how much fun it is to actually interact with Mother Nature and the vital lessons she has to impart to us and our children about nourishing ourselves and our environment.

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  • Allison says:

    07:12am | 01/09/09

    Thank you for this great article. I am about to share it with quite a few fellow quiet gardeners. Read more »

  • dave says:

    12:17am | 23/08/09

    There doesn’t seem to be any evidence, either statistical or anecdotal, to support your thesis of a mass return to the good old days. Sounds like a bogus trend dreamed up for the sake of an article supporting your personal world view rather than something actually occurring out there in… Read more »

 

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