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By the end of today Australians will have spent just under $800 million on an event which lasts for just over three minutes.

According to research by the financial modelling firm IBISWorld, $377.7 million will be spent on fashion and fascinators, booze and canapés, as well as travel and accommodation for those making it to down to Melbourne. Another $404 million will be spent directly on gambling, be it a couple of bucks in the office sweep or the big end of town plunging tens of thousands on their favourite nag.
The total amount: $781.7 million. An extraordinary amount of money by any measure.
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Welcome to this week’s I Call Bullshit, a column that looks at all kinds of myths and mistruths, at falsehoods, fiction and fabrications. This week we look at whether gamers are breaching international conventions when they loot, pillage, or kill.

I’m no war criminal. Not even a virtual one. That’s because I’ve never played a violent video game – or indeed any video game since Donkey Kong. The original version.
But if the Red Cross has their way, it raises the question of whether I could be up on some kind of charge for (ahem) enjoying The Human Centipede.
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Kheiron says:
I always released my prisoners. I figured it was more demoralizing to the enemy to have their soldiers sent home with a spanking instead of ‘dying for the cause’. With the way I fought the battle, though, there weren’t a hell of a lot of survivors… As for the FPS… Read more »
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LC says:
A study started in the late 70’s and continuing to this day have been showing a steady downward trend in all violent crime across the first world. Of course, newspapers are continuing to report these crimes, and are reporting more trivial events then they used to, for example, a minor… Read more »
Mothers and girlfriends worldwide have long yelled at errant sons and partners for being overly fixated on a video game.

This week, however, a group of gamers and scientists demonstrated that proficiency in World of Warcraft may be worth more than the geek cred it achieves.
Nature Structural & Molecular Biology has published an advance online copy of a paper that explains how enjoyment of and technical skills in playing video games can be harnessed to achieve remarkable outcomes in scientific research.
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skepdad says:
I liked the bit where you drew nonsensical comparisons to make the point that you don’t like WoW. Read more »
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skepdad says:
I know the reference to WoW was somewhat trite and it’s more in the public consciousness than any other MMO, but those interested in the complexities of gameplay should take a look at Eve Online. Players are learning complex economic theory, social engineering, politics, media manipulation, leadership and many other… Read more »
Many Norwegian stores have removed violent video games from their shelves after Christian Fundamentalist terrorist Anders Breivik claimed he prepared for his attack by playing them. Yet there’s been no word from bookstores on when they’ll remove the Bible from their shelves.

What a load of bollocks. After all, Breivik claimed he played video games to prepare, but the only reason he had anything to prepare for was due to a truly twisted ideology that certainly didn’t come from game play.
Every time we suffer an atrocity like this, people immediately look for somewhere to place blame, while ignoring the fundamental causes. More often than not it’s heavy metal music or violent video games that cop the accusations, which is nothing more than lazy scapegoating.
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Yesterday in The Punch, David Penberthy ridiculed the gambling industry’s claims that pokie-reform was un-Australian. But the $20m campaign by Australian Hotels Association and Clubs Australia campaign about the so-called “licence to punt” is more than just shallow and bankrupt politicking – it’s plainly misleading.

There is NO proposal to have a licence to punt and those concerned about the damage poker machines do are not calling for a licence to punt.
The pre-commitment scheme currently under consideration applies only to poker machines (not punting more generally) and at its simplest is a basic consumer protection tool which will allow gamblers to pre-set a limit to how much they will spend.
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Jay says:
There are many people who unfortunately suffer from allergic reactions to meat, peanut butter, bread and whatever else there is. Should we ban all these substances? No. Playing Pokies is a choice. The geeks want to tell you about the reels etc etc good luck to them. At the end… Read more »
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Tee Why says:
There is only one way to save those addicted to gambling and prevent those on the cusp of becoming addicted: Limit and slow down the amount they can put in. If you can only put in $1 at a time instead… Read more »
To borrow from their confected dinki-di lexicon, the Australian gaming industry must be officially up shit creek without a paddle if the best it can do is declare that a carefully-considered package of reforms aimed at helping problem gamblers is “un-Australian.”

If being Australian means turning your back on desperate addicts in the name of multi-billion-dollar profits, maybe we should consider moving overseas.
The good thing about moving overseas would be that we wouldn’t have to endure people rabbitting on about how un-Belgian, un-Mexican or un-Ugandan things had become. It’s a construction which seems peculiar to this country. It’s peculiar alright. We spend a lot of time in this country debating what it is that makes us Australian, yet it seems that the people who run the gambling industry have come up with their handy definition of what it is to be un-Australian.
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Sue Pinkerton says:
B J of Sydney, according to my understanding of the proposed system, if you set a $20 limit for the day, then you can spend $20 PLUS anything you win along the way. The example set out below are only theory at this stage as the Poker machine reform bill… Read more »
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Sue Pinkerton says:
Absolutely no-one involved in the reform is planning on stopping people from playing the pokies! As they are legal now, they will be legal once the reforms pass into law. As you have to sign in - or sign up - to play the pokies in any NSW club, you… Read more »
There is a punchy two-word response to claims from the sporting community about the multi-million dollar losses they will sustain if the Federal Government presses ahead with measures to tackle gambling addiction. Sucked in.

For sheer intellectual laziness and candid self-interest, documents don’t get much worse than the formal submission by the South Australian National Football League to the parliamentary inquiry on gaming reform.
Summarised, the SANFL argues that the measures to reduce problem gambling will cost the State’s football clubs $7 million a year. The document is framed around inertia in that it argues for the status quo, rejecting all measures such as compelling gamblers to register with clubs before they spend money on poker machines, and to specify how much money they want to spend if they choose to do so.
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Tim says:
I just walked down to my local pub to get some money out to order a pizza, the lady in front of me was getting frustrated with the ATM, she turned around and had large bags under her eyes and then with a couple of $50’s in her hand she… Read more »
Well, it was years in the making.

It has taken countless meetings, public submissions, reports, and years of debate, but on the incredibly long-overdue introduction of an R18+ category into the national classification system for video games, the Standing Committee of Attorneys-General (SCAG, to you and me) has finally decided to take action…
… and they’ve decided to wait a little longer to make a decision.
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LC says:
Agreed, Ironside. People, please be rational about it and debate this properly like sensible adults. Don’t give the anti-gaming zealots stuff to point to as “evidence”. Read more »
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LC says:
@michael j Funny coming from a guy claiming to spend 20 hours a day in a gym. Read more »
It’s become something of a social minefield to admit you’re a Christian.

We tiptoe around the issue at gatherings, lest our peers assume we’ve secretly been judging them, or are about to kickstart a lecture on contraception.
There’s awkwardness around that Catholic priest joke they just told, and people excuse themselves before they hear the question “So have you found Jesus?”
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LC says:
Then I suggest you and your church comes out publicly saying the ACL does not represent you. I say this not because I don’t believe you. I’m saying this because the ACL has a real choke-hold over both major parties (check their stances on abortion, voluntary euthanasia, school chaplaincy and… Read more »
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LC says:
<Guffaws> Too true And that’s his main point. The main reason he dilikes the ACL is not simply because of their opposition to R18 games, but because of the way they have blatantly rewrote the facts to suit their agenda, just plainly ignore the overwhelming body of peer-reviewed evidence which… Read more »
Over the past 20 years there’s been a revolution in how people use technology in their spare time. I grew up in a time where most people had a TV and a stereo in their house and from the 1980s, VCRs. That was pretty much it.

Fast forward to 2010, and many households have flat screen TVs, iPods, PlayStations and a plethora of other computing devices. In fact, 88% of Australian households now have a gaming console. Kids and adults alike wile away the hours pretending to play for St Kilda, playing guitar like Ray Toro or fighting guerrilla wars.
It’s our job as a society, and my job as the Minister responsible for classification in the Australian Government, to work out which games should be allowed to be played by anyone; which games should be restricted to adults; and which are so extreme and offensive, that we wouldn’t want them here at all.
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LC says:
PM O’Connor. Has a nice ring to it. Pull the proverbial knife out one last time, sack JuLIAR, CONroy and KRudd, tell the ACL to stick their rubbish where the sun doesn’t shine (or in their humble opinion, where the sun shines out of), scrap the Carbon Tax (or bring… Read more »
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LC says:
@ Rossco Or better yet, how about all gamers move to WA before the next state election and vote those backwards fools out? Read more »
I was reading Stuart McDowell’s fun-loving article about murder and I found myself feeling a strange a sense of deja-vu.

About two years ago, when I first started at studying at Art School, there were two causes that I believed in with particularly more fervour than others. One was that heavy metal was roughly equivalent in value to pure Ambrosia, and that anyone who couldn’t be converted was a dullard, a dunce and a malevolent slime. The other was that fighting against the censorship of video games, and in particular the bloodiest, most violent ones, was a cause that any sane person should feel the most passionate zeal for, and if they didn’t, then they should feel the deepest, burning shame.
I suppose that’s fairly indicative of what I was like as an 18 year old. My hair was a silky black mane of heavy metal pride, to perfectly match the sleeveless flannel shirts, camouflage shorts and combat boots in which I was permanently outfitted. And I absolutely loved video games. And looking back, I was a pretty tasteless, and for want of a better word, boring kid.
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Aw man. Not even in the top ten… Read more »
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William Colvin (author) says:
Zack Snyder shows the most gruesome scenes of decapitation and war in ultra slow mo with a thumping heavy metal soundtrack, and you leave the theatre unchanged and relatively unshocked. But Martin Scorcese shows a wide shot in which a man is beaten severely but all we really sees is… Read more »
In 2007/2008, the creative industries contributed $31.1 billion in industry gross product to the Australian economy, which is equivalent to 2.8% of GDP, and employed 316,600 workers.

The creative industries achieved an average annual growth rate of 5.8% over the last 11 years to 2007/2008, well above the annual growth rate for the broader economy of 3.6% over the same period. The Software Development and Interactive Content segment is responsible for much of this growth, accounting for 43.8% of earnings and 38.3% of jobs in 2007/2008.
The games industry in particular is a fast-growth industry in which Australian opportunities are shaped by large international enterprises. This growth is dependent on sustaining a pool of highly skilled workers. Technical creative and business skills have been in high demand over the last decade. However, a serious shortage of skilled employees is a major factor contributing to the almost $2 billion trade deficit in Australia’s digital content industry.
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Patel says:
The Dust Bowl was caused by ipomprer (though in the short-term, more proadducadtive) farmading techadniques, which ended up leavading topadsoil exposed. Which was workadable in noradmal years, but disadasadtrous when a six-year drought rolled through. The ipomprer farmading techadniques were underadtaken because they yielded more proadduce per-acre than susadtainadable techadniques.… Read more »
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Patel says:
The Dust Bowl was caused by ipomprer (though in the short-term, more proadducadtive) farmading techadniques, which ended up leavading topadsoil exposed. Which was workadable in noradmal years, but disadasadtrous when a six-year drought rolled through. The ipomprer farmading techadniques were underadtaken because they yielded more proadduce per-acre than susadtainadable techadniques.… Read more »
Last week the Australia Christian Lobby issued a media release suggesting that the video games industry was akin to the tobacco industry questioning the link between smoking and lung cancer, because we have questioned the validity of research conducted by Professor Craig Anderson.

Today, Anderson will present at a conference in Sydney that has been organised by lobby group Young Media Australia and the timing of the event in light of the public consultation for an R18+ classification for games and the internet filtering discussion is not lost. This seemed to be as good a time as any to question the core thesis of those opposing an R18+ classification for computer and video games.
The Australian Christian Lobby has clearly got the knack of creating good spin. It doesn’t get more controversial than accusing our industry of being akin to the tobacco industry; it also doesn’t get more counterproductive. It’s worth recapping the basic arguments of the ACL and the other organisations such as Young Media Australia.
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LC says:
I agree, if the ACL’s primary motivation is indeed the protection of children, pressuring for a full royal commision into child sexual abuse commited within the church, or even better, asking the Australian government to put pressure on the UN for a full international inquiry into the matter. That would… Read more »
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Marisa says:
Hey drrtmeac: It’s usually the church and ‘family groups’ whispering in their ear that cause the biggest problems. A lot of votes to go for or against them depending on what they decide. Read more »
James Packer has clearly decided that attack is the best form of defence in aiming a strident up-yours at critics of casinos - which he of the diminishing billions billed today as the unsung heroes of job creation, urban renewal, skills training and government assistance.

“Next time you read an unbalanced story about your casinos and their impact on the community, stop and think about the other side of the story,’’ the Crown chairman said at today’s AGM in Melbourne.
“The one that rarely gets reported. That is, of the contribution Crown makes to tourism, to employment, to training, to urban development, to community partnerships and to government revenues. Contributions that make us fundamentally different to many pubs and clubs.”
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Terry says:
Thank god for good employers. For many decades one of Australia’s best employers was James Hardie. Provided lots of good jobs. Of course when the true cost of their product finally became clear they moved offshore and then tried (and are still trying) to ditch the cost on to the… Read more »
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Jasper says:
I’m actually quite sick of the refrain that runs “we are employers, therefore we can’t be that bad”, the mining industry screams this as well. But I bet Packer’s fortune that if they could make the same profit without employing a soul, they would. Crown does not contribute to “job… Read more »
These things I remember.

I’m in a car, bumping along a stony track in the mountains, when suddenly, to the right, a big, sand-coloured helicopter rises up out of a valley. It’s close - close enough to see the eyes of the heavy-machine-gun operator flick contemptuously my way, before dismissing me as a potential target as the aircraft banks and flies off.
I’m in a sub-tropical rainforest in the rain. Suddenly, from my left, I see a flash of movement: a wolf, its fangs bared, charging towards me. I pull out a sword and defend myself.
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William Colvin says:
At G. My father, Mark Colvin, has a serious and chronic illness called Wegeners Granulomitosis. It has seriously affected his life, he was in hospital for about 2 years when I was three years old. He came very, very close to death. Because of this illness he needs to take… Read more »
The online virtual world of Northrend - complete with Gnomes, Dwarves, Warlocks and Dragons – was the last place I expected to find people swearing about Kevin Rudd.
I can’t remember the torrent of abuse exactly ‘cept that the oedipal noun was used a few times.
The beef? Their world, in the massively popular online role-playing game World of Warcraft (WoW) played by 11.5 million people worldwide, could be headed for the Rudd Government’s dreaded internet blacklist.
Broadband and Communications Minister Stephen Conroy has confirmed the Government is looking at blocking all online content that is refused classification – ie exceeds the maximum MA15+ rating in Australia.
This, according to Conroy’s spokesman is just enforcing laws agreed by the States and Territories that say it’s illegal to buy, sell or play games deemed too explicit for those 15 years or younger.
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Felii says:
There’s already enough wrong with the laws in this country. If they go through with something this drastic, then I’ll just move country. Plain and simple. I didn’t give you my vote so that you could destroy my main source of enjoyment. =P Read more »
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Jay says:
Great, more “the sky is falling” bulldust from the anti-censorship brigade. Someone may complain but it will not get refused classification because WoW in no way goes against displays the content “in such a way that they offend against the standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable… Read more »
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