Foreign Minister

When Bob Carr prepared for a recent television appearance he stood in the middle of a room and loudly declaimed slabs of Shakespeare. Other guests for that evening’s edition of the ABC’s Q&A quietly continued munching their Turkish wraps and sipped drinks as the rich Carr baritone set sail on a chunk of Hamlet.

Bob Carr arrives at the stage door, I mean, Senate door this morning… Picture: Ray Strange

He was warming up that voice, long so distinctive in Australian politics. Bob Carr knows that drab politics, like drab TV, don’t get god ratings. He believes in theatre to sell a message and the Senate today will benefit from that.

Young Robbie, as Paul Keating used to call the man who now is an elder Labor statesman, this morning was preparing to be sworn in as a senator, and as Minister for Foreign Affairs.

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  • Bob Young says:

    08:13am | 23/03/12

    Bob Carr has one great asset.. Timing… He certainly knew when to leave NSW>  His timing was perfect.  Apart from that I can think of nothing to commend him.  Good at Latin verbs perhaps, could help Julia with her vowels otherwise I can think of nothing.  His own little circus… Read more »

  • Tom says:

    06:17pm | 15/03/12

    Rose, “The man is a raving lunatic, an economic illiterate [pretty good work for a Rhodes scholar in economics] and quite frankly ...” HE IS GOING TO EAT OUR BABIES TOO? Read more »

 

Julia Gillard says her Government colleagues will be delighted to learn Bob Carr is Foreign Minister, presumably after they get up from the floor.

A slightly used Carr. Picture: Kym Smith

It was a surprise, so stunning that it would have amounted to a shock for many players and observers.

The Prime Minister today sent a “don’t mess with me” message to critics within and outside the ALP by parading her star recruit.

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  • Gaz says:

    03:11pm | 05/03/12

    What a joke.  Jobs for the boys. And this boy is the one who led NSW on it’s progression to the basket case it became by around 2009. I suppose at least we should praise him for having political allegience over making money.  No doubt he was making a good… Read more »

  • AnthonyG says:

    04:09pm | 04/03/12

    Being a swinging voter and having voted both labor and Liberal in the past I can’t believe how anyone can say the labor Gov are doing a good job. Not only are they trying to put one over everyone with a carbon tax but their still is the same morons… Read more »

 

The Gillard prime ministership is like a badly scalded arm. The mildest touch can cause pain way out of proportion to the force behind the blow. Even when she does nothing unusual, remarkable or even particularly clumsy, the Government ends up screaming in agony.

We typed Bob Carr into our picture system and this was the first photo that came up. True story. Picture: Getty

So when Julia Gillard followed standard procedure by canvassing possible candidates for a Senate vacancy and for the post of Foreign Minister, there was an outcry over what was actually a light brush.

In broad terms, the suggestion is that Julia Gillard had decided former NSW Premier Bob Carr would fill the Senate slot and become Foreign Minister replacing Kevin Rudd, but was rolled by furious ministers led by Defence Minister Stephen Smith who wanted the job for himself.

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  • Jolly says:

    03:57pm | 04/03/12

    It’s such fun watching these folks in their desperation. It’s good reminder to us all that we don’t always have to pay to see a good comedy. Ooops, suddenly I realise that we do pay the actors. Ah hell, never mind the cost ... let’s watch and have a goooooood… Read more »

  • PMSL says:

    01:03pm | 04/03/12

    If the Punch gives award for comment of the year, I nominate the above! Read more »

 

It’s hard to imagine a politician more comfortable with the convoluted parlance of international diplomacy than Kevin Rudd.

Kevin Rudd in his element

The freshly-minted Foreign Minister just held his first press conference to announce he’s zipping off to Pakistan enroute to New York to attend the United Nations General Assembly Leaders’ Week (that’s “the UNGA” to the cool kids).

It was a very different Kevin Rudd to the surly-looking outcast at yesterday’s ministerial swearing-in ceremony (you can read Sam Maiden’s account of yesterday here.)

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  • Michelle says:

    01:36pm | 17/09/10

    Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t the G20 group decide on a lock-step stimulus across all countries involved? So why didn’t the US and UK stimulus work so well as Rudd’s magical mystery (shh, don’t mention China, and don’t mention our stable banks) stimulus? The fact that the US… Read more »

  • James says:

    07:27am | 17/09/10

    Oh gawd, can you imagine the agony of being stuck in a room with this pair of bloated narcissistic windbags .... Read more »

 

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