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With the NRL and AFL seasons almost upon us, The Punch has fortuitously stumbled across an ancient parchment. Feasteth thine eyes upon it, and you too shall dwell in the promised land of tipping milk and honey… or some such.
1. Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it holy (well the Muslim Sabbath day of Friday, anyway)
Friday is the day upon which thy tips must be submitted. At the setting of the sun, thy tips shall be deemed inadmissible.
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