Football Lessons

We’re only a couple of weeks into the football season but certain things have become very clear, very quickly: Sydney FC aren’t going to hold onto their title, while the two Manchesters will have to prise Chelsea’s from Didier Drogba’s cold, dead hands.

Domestically, the A-League is so open you’d get better odds on the federal election result than the league title. So what can we take from an instructive weekend?

1. Sydney FC have a lot of work to do. The champions were outplayed and outfought by Brisbane Roar and the chinks in Vitezlev Lavicka’s side are getting bigger by the week. At the back, they’re really feeling the absence of Simon Colosimo, who left for Melbourne Heart. Foxe and Keller are about as mobile as Easter Island heads. And deprived of Bridge and Brosque on the weekend, they offered little threat upfront - but even with both fit, Sydney are still too light to make an impact. And talking of impact, has anyone seen marquee man Nicky Carle? Lavicka’s put posters on all the lamp posts round SFS but no one’s taking any of the little tear-offs. 

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  • mike watson says:

    12:21pm | 02/09/10

    T.Chong,  what a surprise, another person who gets their jollies off bagging soccer. Well guess what? Your opinion is about as valid as Jason Akermanis’ opinion. So be quiet and suck your lollipop like a good little boy… P.S. Get ready for the Collywobbles!!!! Read more »

  • Pete says:

    10:54am | 25/08/10

    We may well only be 3 matches into a 30 match season but it is great to see the likes of Nth Qld, Perth and Brisbane up there playing great football. Not to mention the phenomenal home run for Wellington, real contenders this year. Going to be an awesome match… Read more »

 

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