Fear

A month or so ago an electrical storm over Melbourne had my 2.30pm flight from Sydney in all sorts of trouble. After two bouts of circling, a diversion to Canberra and a compulsory park on the tarmac long enough to watch a film, we finally disembarked at 9.20pm.

If only that greedy Macquarie Bank had sunk this much money into Sydney Airport

We had just spent the equivalent amount of time on that plane as a flight to Jakarta.

You can perhaps put this down to the normal vagaries of flying. But when you add in an industrial campaign and a twitchy company, it is fair to say that recently Australian flyers, or at least those who frequent the flying kangaroo, have tapped a rich vein of material for their almanac of aeroplane war stories.

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  • Camo says:

    07:08pm | 14/11/11

    yeah dude - I knew “of” the technique, thats why I called it crabbing… but jebus christmas, to feel it (without being at the controls or having any ground reference) - is something else. I did not think it was possible to correct a vehicle that big that quickly. Once… Read more »

  • Utopia Boy says:

    05:27pm | 14/11/11

    Lima - Cusco on Lan Peru. The landing at Cusco was extremely rough due to turbulence. The airport is located in a narrow valley high in the mountains and funnels the wind through. The plane was being buffeted all over the place and we even had to make a second… Read more »

 

Winston Churchill once said a lie can get halfway round the world before the truth has a chance to put its boots on.

Chill out, sister

That’s what we’ve seen over the last few months when it comes to the Government’s carbon price.

While the government has sat down with industry and business, unions and community groups to painstakingly sort out the details of the carbon price, how it will work and who will be compensated, fear campaigns have been able to dominate the agenda.

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  • Uncle Al says:

    06:24pm | 13/07/11

    Hear ye, hear ye, here come the “chicken little roadshow” by the right honourable Tony Abbott. Hear ye, Hear ye! Read more »

  • Christian Real says:

    05:19am | 13/07/11

    Tom say “Australian workers have been duped”,you are right, Tony Abbott and his Liberal/National party have duped you and others with his mother of all scare campaigns. Read more »

 

Is it un-Australian to be scared of the ocean? If so, I’m a traitor of the worst kind.

As New Year’s Eve countdowns by carefree, salt-encrusted water rats echoed around our beach resorts, I was thinking of the Poseidon Adventure: “... five, four, three, two, one, Happy New… Oh, Christ, a tidal wave!”... and the passengers who are having the most sex, drinking the most, laughing the loudest and having all the fun die horribly.

Aussie surf champ Stephanie Gilmore considers the sea a refuge from nutcases with iron bars - but really it is a cold and forbidding place.

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  • Adrian says:

    12:48pm | 10/01/11

    Start with a goldfish and work your way up perhaps? Read more »

  • notSue says:

    12:33pm | 10/01/11

    Don’t EVER watch “The Perfect Storm” then Andrew. You’ll be breaking out in a cold sweat after the first five minutes. Rogue, MONSTROUS waves ahoy! And I agree, ‘tis perfectly natural to be terrified of the deep, dark cold of the ocean. Howeve, I’d never be caught ton one of… Read more »

 

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