Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett had to watch her own death approach

I’m not sure how many readers spend time in the Book of Common Prayer of 1662, but it contains a phrase that came to mind this morning: “in the midst of life we are in death”.

Three deaths made the news yesterday: the King of Pop, the blonde Charlie’s angel, and a Sydney truckdriver.

Michael Jackson seems to have suffered a medication-related heart attack just before his sold-out revival tour; possibly because of it. Farrah Fawcett Majors had been battling cancer for years, and had last rites administered to her yesterday as she prepared for the Beyond.

But the truckie, although in his sixties, was just doing his job, driving along Milperra Rd near Bankstown Airport, when suddenly his life was ended by a bullet he probably didn’t even see coming.

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  • Lorren says:

    12:28pm | 21/11/11

    Stellar work there everyone. I’ll keep on redanig. Read more »

  • leon says:

    12:31pm | 27/06/09

    It’s the Media that decides what will shock us. You set the scene,regulate the response and reply to your own blurb. Read more »

 

While we officially record our sorrow at the passing of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett - and anyone else who’s carked it in the past 20 minutes or so - it’s worth noting the terminal case of death-mania which has struck the media today.

Leading the charge was Richard Wilkins on Channel Nine who aired the hoax story that Jeff Goldblum had died, apparently from a fall. Nine boldly declared Goldblum to be deader than disco and ran with the story for a full ten minutes before airing new details which had come to hand, namely that the star of The Fly and Jurassic Park was considerably less dead than originally feared.

The official, pissed-off word came on Twitter from Kevin Spacey.

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  • S says:

    09:42am | 01/07/09

    Billy Mays had also died on June 28.Dang,every one is dying.Oh,well it is just the End Times. Read more »

  • Moose says:

    05:15pm | 30/06/09

    6390 people die every hour. Being crass about 1 dead plasticised “star” helps us cope with the shame of not caring for the other 6299. Now what are we going to about MJ? rinse and recycle or landfill? Read more »

 

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