Erick

Last week Tory Shepherd explained the seven things she’d miss about men if they vanished from the earth. Punch regular Erick commented this piece earlier in the week. Since it may have been overlooked amongst this week’s leadership clusterpunch, we’ve republished it here.

A few days ago, Mahhrat, Emma and others asked me if I could come up with a list of seven things I’d miss if all women disappeared from the world. That’s not something I’d ever considered, so it took me a while to come up with an answer.

Of course it would have been trivially easy to list seven things that I find sexually attractive, but that’s a rather shallow view. It would be equally easy to just say the human race would end, but that wouldn’t necessarily be true since biological science could probably find a way.

So what’s left are those nice things that men just can’t provide in the same way. In no particular order:

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  • Daniel says:

    02:53pm | 02/03/12

    Does everyone just accept that Bev and Erick are the same person? Read more »

  • NESLIHAN KUROSAWA says:

    05:52am | 02/03/12

    Hi Subotic, You seem to be upset once again, most unfortunately. I was only using a touch of good old sarcasm and surely you know what that means, right?  I have a feeling that you seem to have lost your sense of humor all of a sudden, which is very… Read more »

 

I don’t usually write about myself, because I’m interested in issues rather than personalities. Some commenters - not speaking of you, James - frequently try to derail conversations by launching personal attacks, and the best response is to ignore these and concentrate on the topic at hand.

Inside the mind of Erick

In this case, however, I can make an exception because the topic is me. It’s good to be recognised, even in a tongue-in-cheek way. Not just because it amuses me or inflates my ego, but because it means my message is being heard.

Of course, I don’t expect James to suddenly renounce the errors of his ways and become a born-again conservative, but then that isn’t my purpose.

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  • Betty Martin says:

    02:02pm | 11/04/11

    Kindly don’t put words in my mouth. 1. Can’t help your there, if that’s your view.  I differ. 2. E made the claim to have been a Left activist. I have no idea whether he was or not, nor did I suggest otherwise. There’s no evidence. It is, as stated,… Read more »

 

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