Emissions

Clover Moo here, reporting once again from the shady corner of the paddock.

More hot air. Illustration: Peter Nicholson.

I know what you’re thinking in that oversized human brain of yours. Wait a minute, I sound like that godawful ANZ ad.

Anyway, I’m guessing you’re sick of the carbon tax, right? Well, me too. If I read one more word about it in the old newsprint down in the chook shed, I swear I’ll start squirting Yakult out my udders.

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  • Rosita says:

    07:38pm | 11/07/12

    Roy, if you put this in government speak, it sonuds reasonable: All individuals are required to decrease their carbon dioxide emissions by 2%. Those who fail to do so will have technological assistance that decreases their emissions by 75%.That should work! Read more »

  • Lynda of By The Seaside says:

    09:23pm | 24/07/11

    Reality Check: all animals, since the beginning of time have disposed of their gases into the ether capacious. Now, there would have been more animals, larger animals back in those times so one would expect that the disposal would be greater. We now have a lesser number of animals so… Read more »

 

In a climate change debate which so far is exclusively about integrity and conviction there is only one winner - Malcolm Turnbull.

Pic: Kym Smith and an absolute amateur on Photoshop

Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott would not even podium if constancy of belief in climate change policy were an Olympic event - they might not even get through the repechages.

There is solid testimony that the Prime Minister, when Kevin Rudd’s deputy, actively lobbied within government last year to have the timetable for an Emissions Trading Scheme dumped because of the unfriendly politics around it.

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  • Perseus "Percy" Remus says:

    03:18pm | 24/03/11

    Malcolm, you must be so proud. What with all the integrity and conviction Malcolm Turnbull showed yesterday when he turned his back on putting a price on carbon by voting against a motion by the government in support of this? The government’s policy is clear, set a price on carbon… Read more »

  • George says:

    03:05pm | 10/03/11

    “The truly objective scientist should be asking whether MORE, not less, atmospheric carbon dioxide is what we should be trying to achieve. There is more published real-world evidence for the benefits of more carbon dioxide, than for any damage caused by it. The benefits have been measured, and are real-world.… Read more »

 

Don’t worry if you don’t understand what the ETS is supposed to do or what the letters even stand for. You’re not alone.

This man was scared and confused when we asked him what an ETS was

Peter had no idea what the letters E, T and S stood for when we asked him, but did manage his own summary of the policy:  ‘It’s gonna cost extra. You don’t get anything for free. Soon they will be taxing the air that we breathe.” Well they kinda are actually Pete, at least what we put into it.

With all the debate about Climate Change and the focus very much on the ETS, here at The Punch we decided it would be a good idea to go out and see what people actually knew about it.

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  • wlmolqt says:

    05:39pm | 06/06/11

    q4gmUa bfkslootnuts, duscoaxjsnej, [link=http://bcjvsjjjtifm.com/]bcjvsjjjtifm[/link], http://wjjruwprrolv.com/ Read more »

  • STuart says:

    03:09am | 28/08/09

    I explained the ETS and the Carbon Con and it took about 2 hours to go through so I am fairly up to speed with it It is a foundation blok of the New WOrld Order Global Enslavement Grid Stuart Edwards Read more »

 

In 2007, Chris Goodall contended that walking may cause more environmental harm than driving.

The Australian's Kudelka

A noted that a 5km drive would add 1kg of carbon to atmosphere while a walk would seemingly add nothing if you just looked at its direct effects. However, Goodall contended that for many people, they would need more energy to sustain a regular 5km walk. To make up the 180 calories would likely generate 3.6kg in carbon emissions. The trade-off wasn’t even close.

What is significant is that Goodall wasn’t some member of an anti-environmental think tank but himself a strong environmentalist and the author of How to Live a Low-Carbon Life.

And it was he who was suggesting, contrary to one of Al Gore’s dicta in An Inconvenient Truth, that substituting driving for physical transportation might not be environmentally-friendly at all; even if it is friendly to your physical health.

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  • Steve Franks says:

    10:47am | 09/12/09

    Based on the rcommended EU ETS Trading scheme that Kevin Rudd would have us join at Australia’s current emissions (580 million tonnes p.a.) and working population (10.6 million), a carbon price of $A225 would correspond to a cost per working person of more than $A12,000 per year, or around 25… Read more »

  • Sal says:

    08:30pm | 25/08/09

    Hey Shelley Ruddy is all about shining on the world stage, he is constantly auditioning for a UN role rather then being a good PM. But what is sader is that Aussies have not awaken to this fact. Read more »

 

Big retailers are scared, it was reported this morning, to say what they think about the checkout-counter effects of the Federal Government’s plan to help save the planet with its emissions trading scheme.

Jon Kudelka in The Australian today on changes the ETS will make to daily life.

The supermarkets are worried they will enrage environmentally-conscious customers if they dare to so much as suggest there might be some unpleasant side-effects to the ETS.

In case you’ve missed it, The Australian reported retailers are worried the cost of groceries will go up, by about 5 per cent, under the Rudd Government’s plan.

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  • James Flinders says:

    05:36am | 30/12/09

    In December, the New York Times recently ran an article claiming that “carbon will be the world’s biggest commodity market, and it could become the world’s biggest market overall. Currently valued at over $30 billion, the carbon trading market is set to skyrocket to over $1 trillion as the price… Read more »

  • watto says:

    09:46pm | 18/08/09

    Who believes big retailers for starters - they are taking us for a ride. (The average overweight Australian eating 5% less would be a good thing and save billions in health?) Noone complained when the GST took 10 billion plus, out of the economy and was used as a middle… Read more »

 

Last week I was bored to death reading coal industry propaganda and needed some inspiration, so I took $50,000 worth of new green technology for a test drive.

The Prius is the worlds first and biggest selling hybrid car, meaning it has both an electric motor and a petrol engine, which work in tandem to minimize petrol consumption. It also features a HUD heads up display, like in a military jet and solar panels built into the roof. If Captain Planet had a car, this would be it.

The market for hybrid cars is driven (sorry) by both Peak Oil and climate change. Peak Oil is the term for ecological limits as they apply to crude oil, or more specifically, the point in history at which oil production reaches a peak.

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  • LC says:

    04:17pm | 25/04/11

    I’ll drive electric cars/hybrids, when they start making electric cars/hybrids which are affordable and enjoyable to drive. Read more »

  • Christina says:

    05:55pm | 02/08/10

    Might electronic cars also need to burn coal or oil to provide better electricity.. online degree Read more »

 

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