Elizabeth Gilbert

I have not read the book Eat Pray Love, nor have I seen the movie Eat Pray Love.

Dear diary - me, me, me, me, me, me, me…

In fact I rarely eat, rarely love and haven’t prayed since the third quarter of the AFL Grand Final.

I am therefore in a uniquely untainted and unbiased position to be able to say that this deformed abomination of fertiliser-grade horsesh-t should be blasted back into the hellish furnace of retardation from whence it came.

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  • isotonic says:

    03:17pm | 17/10/11

    It’s also worth mentioning that the author had the book deal and $200K advance in place before setting off on her spiritual journey of recovery and self-discovery. Read more »

  • Brendy says:

    11:54am | 17/10/11

    As Charlie Sheen says, this artclie is ?WINNING!? Read more »

 

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