Elephants

Three years ago this week, Australia was burning. On 7 February 2009 — now known as Black Saturday — a massive firestorm consumed more than 400,000 hectares in southern Australia. At least 173 people died trying to outrun the fires, defend their homes or seek shelter.

Hey Dumbo, I smell smoke! Pic: Supplies/altered

That blaze was unusually fierce, but fires are a constant source of anxiety for Australia. The continent is extremely fire-prone, with a distinctive signature of oscillating fire activity that begins in the north during the winter, then moves south during the summer. Lately, the fires have been more intense and widespread, perhaps as a result of climate change — last year, around 5 per cent of the continent was burnt.

If only fires were Australia’s sole environmental concern. The continent is also overrun by invasive species. They fill holes created by a mass extinction event that occurred around 50,000 years ago during the Pleistocene, when the arrival of the first Australians coincided with a collapse in the continent’s megafauna, namely giant marsupials (some as large as hippopotamuses), reptiles and birds.

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  • Gregg says:

    09:18am | 04/02/12

    Bring on the herds and we can start up an elephant poop paper manufacturing industry like they have in India. But seriously, at least one TV channel seems to have taken the Elephant Import business seriously for they had coverage of it in their news, it not being Aunty Jack… Read more »

  • Sebastion Flounder says:

    11:03am | 03/02/12

    Knowing elephant language myself your comments have made me really upset. It is a privledge to know elephant language and is not a RIGHT. I hope that next time you need help from a elephant they can see you are lying and walk away. Remember an elephant never forgets. And… Read more »

 

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