Election Promises

Given we don’t have an official national dance, I would like to nominate one. Let’s call it ‘the Election Day Waltz’. It has a few tricky steps, then a big finale that always ends up the same way.

See the thing is, when I said yes what I actually meant was no. Also, I like mimicking Obama's hand movements. Pic: Brad Hunter.

New NSW Premier Barry O’Farrell was doing the dance this week. First the light steps through the campaign: ‘there will be no public sector job cuts, there will be no cuts to services’, up there on his tippy toes all grace and poise.

Then he lands with a thud. The day after the election he ‘discovers’ a ‘budget black hole’ and he starts stomping around on the very workers and services he was reassuring just days ago.

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A small tap of the space key can make a world of difference.

You want real policies? I'll give you real policies. More giraffes for everyone! Hooray! Pic: Nic Gibson.

Case in point - mandate: “the authority granted by a constituency to act as its representative”; as opposed to man date: “two men doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.”

Now, Unions NSW has been working constructively with governments of all stripes for 130 years. But with all due respect, if Barry O’Farrell becomes premier after Saturday’s election, I won’t be lining up for a man date.

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  • Cynthia says:

    02:45pm | 25/03/11

    *Labor Read more »

  • Paul Horn says:

    01:23pm | 25/03/11

    Do you mean (Mr Chong and Reg the insane) the union bastard that refused me entry to my workplace unless I produced a valid ticket? Or the union bastard that tapped me on the shoulder and demanded I go slow as it was making the rest of the unionised scum… Read more »

 

There are two key questions around the issue of gay marriage. One is the pretty straight forward question of whether you support it or not, and the polls suggest it is line ball.

Gillard's opposition to gay marriage has been resolute. Photo: Sandra Mu, Getty Images

The other question is whether you support the idea of politicians keeping their promises. I haven’t seen the polling on that but I would presume that no research firm has bothered to do any, as you would expect about 100 per cent of people to answer yes, politicians should obviously keep their promises, what a silly question to ask.

Having gone to the last election saying there would be no carbon tax under a government she leads, Julia Gillard will now be introducing one on July 1 next year. It’s a serious breach of voter confidence and one which has done her serious political damage.

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  • Hannah says:

    08:52am | 08/03/11

    Yes..about that suicide rate,I have seen gay people judged and bullied into taking their own lives in the actual gay community by gays themselves,like a pack of henpeckers.It made me sick…but we don’t hear gay people harping on about that now do we?That you destroy you own,gosh if that was… Read more »

  • Mary says:

    10:23pm | 07/03/11

    I’m a lesbian who has no interest in emulating the heterosexual institution of marriage, but I understand that some lesbians and gays desire marriage and believe that it’s their right. I also think that lesbian and gay marriage is inevitable so can we please just get on with legislating it… Read more »

 

There were glimpses of the old Julia Gillard on display in Question Time yesterday afternoon. The Julia Gillard who as Deputy Prime Minister used to delight in skewering the Opposition on the end of a finely-pointed, if broadly-delivered barb was back. She’d been missing in action since approximately the time she skewered Kevin Rudd in the Caucus room.

Julia Gillard showed some of her old Question Time spark yesterday. Picture: Ray Strange

But yesterday there was a certain swagger as The Prime Minister deftly disposed of the first five questions from the Opposition, batting off the embarrassment of a union leader who’d said September 11 was an inside job, skirting the considerable inconsistencies in her refugee policy and shrugging off the details of what’s really in the Minerals Resource Rent Tax agreement.

So she was pretty well warmed up when Independent Andrew Wilkie rose to ask what looked like a fairly straight-forward question.

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  • Nicole says:

    10:54am | 22/10/10

    Most definitely sarcasm Dash. Read more »

  • Dash says:

    08:14am | 22/10/10

    Oh Nicole, how could you say such a thing? What about the fact that last week on the Punch, I told you I loved you? Was that bloody meaningless? Was that absolutely nothing to you? You’re breaking my heart! Then again, could it be that I detect a hint of… Read more »

 

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