Dust Storm

Unloved? Backed up? Toey as a Roman sandal? Find yourself staring wistfully at the lady in the Brand Power commercial?

Stuffed: This poor polar bear has been too busy reading the Garnaut Report to realise Paris Hilton is cracking onto it.

Believe it or not, it could be because of climate change. And not just because you will never pick up while driving a Prius - and even if you did, it’s the only car on the market which you can’t hear yourself having sex in.

Beyond the question of cars there’s an emerging, inconvenient truth that the subliminated angst we’re all feeling about the warming of the planet is undermining our preparedness to commit, or even engage with the opposite sex.

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  • Old Clive says:

    04:43pm | 11/12/09

    What ARK cives did you dig this load of rubbish from, Malcolm has gone the planet has drifted aimlessly around the sun. and Rudd has caused more hot air polution by talking through his ***** AND FLYING AROUND THE GLOBE IN HIS 747, Wong has not yet worked out what… Read more »

  • lionel king says:

    07:45pm | 10/10/09

    CO2 is not a problem… see the web site nz climate science and the hundreds of links for example the USA senate minority report And why no balance in these talks This is bad for all that care for truthand or science Note: it is really stupid to blame all… Read more »

 

The NSW Labor Party has taken advantage of the confusion caused by the impending end of the world to install its new preferred candidate as Premier. Upon taking office Godzilla told a press conference this afternoon he was committed to “EAT, KILL , DESTROY” as well as holding underperforming ministers to account.

Bow before our leader

The Punch received this from some creative individual this morning following Sydney’s freak dust storm. It’s amazing how quickly the viral pictures get made and circulated following a news event with any visual appeal today.

Not being in Sydney this morning I can only assume that the dust storm is in fact real, and not some hoax manufactured for the good of bored web designers.

Update:

Thanks for the photo then Ante, while fellow reader James has since alerted us to this contribution to the Sydney dust storm http://www.flickr.com/photos/ivanaclinton/3945420235/

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  • Des says:

    11:06am | 24/09/09

    The present state government is a disaster that’s for sure but, what of the opposition? Godzilla looks really attractive as an alternative to both major parties. One has no policies after a decade or more in government and the other simply has no policies…..aaargh. Read more »

  • Biff says:

    09:57pm | 23/09/09

    The Japanese may lodge a protest if we adopt Godzilla as our Premier. Maybe we could allay their fears by giving them Nathan for their next sci-fi movie. Read more »

 

When The Punch woke up this morning it got a little scared. Sydney looks like it’s about to be swallowed into the bowels of the Earth.

Martin Place this morning through the lense of Telegraph photographer Bill Hearn

Twitter has gone off with people filing their own pics here.

And News.com.au have an amazing gallery running here. There’s no point asking if you’ve seen anything like this before, as apparently the last time it happened was between the Wars.

Is it a sign? Are we being punished for our pre-GFC greed? Or is it a pre-Copenhagen message - a little taste of what’s to come if we don’t act on climate change now?

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  • digit says:

    04:05pm | 24/09/09

    looks like 1000 smokey’s have been ripped Read more »

  • jimmy says:

    11:03am | 24/09/09

    no, its adelaide united everywhere!!!! just making our presence felt in sydney an brisbane, we are the reds of australia, fire up united supporters, this amazing since it came from adelaide…. Read more »

 

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