Dumb And Dumber Robbers
This is an edited extract from the book by “Dumb and Dumber” bank robber Anthony Prince: Bank Robbery for Beginners – a story of criminal stupidity and its very serious consequences.
I entered the bank first. The two tellers were behind the counter chatting. The anticipated fear and adrenaline was vague – all I recall is wanting to get it over with as quickly as possible. I opened my mouth and out fell the words, ‘This is a robbery!’
I held up my pistol. I remember the two girls turning and looking at me, like they knew me. The older girl, Kim, stared at me with a peculiar smile on her face, like she understood this was a joke and she wanted me to stop mucking around.
Suddenly, Luke came storming in from behind me, doing the whole madman-robbing-a-bank thing – ‘Shut the fuck up and give us all the money!’ – and then the girls’ faces changed.
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