Dukan Diet

Like many Australians, I spent the Christmas holidays growing as a person.

Oh, I shouldn't. Look at all that tomato! Pic: Supplied/Thinkstock

Unfortunately, I’m talking literally.

Over the summer months, I fed liberally from the five festive food groups: the rum ball group; the mayonnaise group; the house-made-of-stale-gingerbread group; the looks-like-the-placenta-scene-out-of-Poltergeist trifle group; and, of course, the furtive-third-helping-of-pavlova group.

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  • lj says:

    08:33pm | 09/02/12

    To all those on here critising the diet, do any of you actually know what’s involved ? or what the final aim / target of the diet is ? The dukan diet DOES allow veg, and once your on the third of the 4 phases, you’re even allowed chocolate, and… Read more »

  • Lj says:

    08:27pm | 09/02/12

    “We never had the supply of meat as we do now thanks to factory farms” maybe I misconstrued what your’re trying to say here, but I would have though that ‘back in the day’, it would have been easier to spear a deer, or net some fish, rather than set… Read more »

 

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