Doping

The Olympics are in a few months. They’d throw me out.

Is there anything normal about athletes taking ice bathes and sitting in oxygen tents? Picture: Gregg Porteous

Right now, I would fail an Olympic-style drug test so hard it would make your teeth rattle. None of this A sample/B sample business, both specimens would probably just glow in the dark.

Why? Because I’m in the throes of a come-down from a workout that makes Pumping Iron look like Anne of Green Gables, and to survive it I took an array of stimulants which would give most people a coronary just looking at the bottle.

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  • Tommy Lawrence says:

    08:30pm | 11/05/12

    “It’d be nice if she could compete without having to accept the effects of anabolic steroids and hGH,or the risk of stroke, embolism and heart failure from EPO, let alone all the other crap out there that people stuff into themselves.  You don’t care, but most of us do.” It’d… Read more »

  • Nick says:

    08:06pm | 10/05/12

    I’m a former professional, my daughter enjoys training and performing too.  Time after time people have shown that they’ll do absolutely anything to win.  It’d be nice if she could compete without having to accept the effects of anabolic steroids and hGH,or the risk of stroke, embolism and heart failure… Read more »

 

This week’s article by George Galanis in The Punch was an interesting read. But, I’m afraid to say, it mistakenly perpetuated the myth that somehow it is medically safe to use performance enhancing substances in sport. 

Marion Jones: one of a long line of athletes who tried it on. Pic: AFP / File

Doping has been around as long as competitive sport itself. However, in modern history one of the major catalysts for the prevention of doping in sport was the deaths of athletes resulting directly from doping.

The reality is that athletes have indeed died during and straight after competition because they have doped. The death of Danish cyclist Knud Enemark Jensen during competition at the 1960 Olympic Games in Rome (the autopsy revealed traces of amphetamine) increased the pressure for sports authorities to introduce drug testing.

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  • acotrel says:

    10:27pm | 16/09/10

    Dave, have a look at the list of prohibited pharmaceuticals and drugs, issued by the AIS. In various forms it applies to every sport, even auto racing. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    08:31pm | 16/09/10

    A sport with the least variables is the best. Doping in sport is a variable. (so are performance-enhancing swimsuits.) Read more »

 

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