Dolly

So, my twelve-year-old has been in high school for, like, five minutes and everything is, like, a simile and a question?  Even stuff that’s, like, a metaphor or a statement is, like, a simile with a question mark?  It’s, like, driving me insane?

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She bamboozled her grandparents into buying her first ever copy of Dolly mag, as a reward for not, like, being a DQ during the cervical cancer vaccination at school? 

Alas, it’s an excuse - and a vaccine - that wasn’t available to me when the same crowd refused to purchase said mag back in the 80s, except for the time when a girl in my class was, like, on the cover.

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  • Silverdragon says:

    01:18pm | 11/03/11

    Hahahaha, very funny, Emma!!  Thanks so much for this light-hearted trip down memory lane.  I’m not looking forward to facing these sorts of issues in a few years, but it sure is good to know I’m not alone. I love reading your articles - thanks to the Punch for publishing… Read more »

  • Mother Hen says:

    04:38am | 11/03/11

    See here’s the problem, I remember precisely what I got up to in high school, without any little toys like the internet, facebook or mobile phones. Being more computer and therefore internet savvy than average I am also aware of what can happen when your back is turned for roughly… Read more »

 

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