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From August till the end of the year is the season for science awards. Eureka Prizes, Prime Minister’s Prizes, State Awards for Science Excellence, The Unsung Hero of Science Award, The State Scientists of the Year, Nobel Prizes … on it goes; the glittering array of rewards for those who have truly advanced knowledge and improved the lot of mankind.

Medicare queue circa 2012. Pic: AFP

Predictably, most of the speeches that laud the winners will mention something like the growing number of Australia’s Nobel laureates in science, how this is a time when science is paramount, how our lives are dependent on science and technology and how virtually every benefit we now enjoy - from better health and longer lives to the internet and safer cars - is the product of scientific processes, improved technology and their application.

Why, then, is this era in which we live apparently the most superstitious and anti-science period since the Middle Ages? Pseudoscience and non-science not only abound, they are actively embraced by thousands who subject themselves and (worse) their children to a variety of nonsensical alternative “treatments” that at their best cause no harm, but at their worst cause serious disease, disability or even death.

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  • Djoser says:

    08:55am | 14/12/11

    Thus, myth is already enlightenment; and enlightenment reverts to mythology. (Dialectic of the Enlightenment) Read more »

  • marley says:

    01:37pm | 11/12/11

    And I call BS on this entire comment.  I had moderately high cholesterol at my last check-up.  Doctor’s prescription?  All lifestyle related - exercise and diet.  No prescriptions, nor suggestion of same.  And I doubt he’s been “penalized out of the system” for giving common sense advice, as he’s been… Read more »

 

Welcome to a new semi-regular segment on The Punch, where we try to extract something meaningful from the week that was.


In yet another week dominated by the carbon tax and financial turmoil, the other big story was the guilty verdict on Michael Jackson’s personal doctor, Conrad Murray, who slowly poisoned Jacko with a toxic mix of anaesthetic and sedatives.

Jacko wanted a cure for insomnia so he could rest up for his imminent comeback tour. The thing is, why did he need drugs at all? According to the man himself, dancing could solve all problems. Let’s examine the video evidence…

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  • Anthony Sharwood

    Anthony Sharwood says:

    12:38pm | 13/11/11

    Your cat can read? That makes one of us Read more »

  • Susan says:

    11:51am | 13/11/11

    Hilarious tongue-in-cheek Mirage. Well played. Read more »

 

If I’m going to subsidise your homeopathic treatment, I want you to subsidise my red wine. At least there is some evidence the wine may have health benefits.

If only it got stronger the more you diluted it. Pic: Matt Turner

Insurance is basically a controlled gamble. I pay my monthly fees and hope one day I get a terrifically chronic disease that makes it all worthwhile. Then all those suckers I’ve been subsidising with my rude good health will get what’s coming.

We all hate paying insurance, so more people should be incensed that a portion of the money goes on… well, incense. Aromatherapy, along with other feel-good, do-nothing therapies. (Actually, compared to homeopathy, aromatherapy’s practically penicillin.)

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  • Marian says:

    05:58am | 10/03/12

    A very insightful and well iroenmfd piece. Congratulations to Carrie on her continuing work in promoting mental health awareness, and for sharing her own experiences with such honesty. Her suggestions regarding further provision of counselling in schools is one that the government would be unwise to overlook. These kind of… Read more »

  • Peta says:

    07:01pm | 14/10/11

    I totally agree with this article, not all natural therapies have proven benefits. But you are free to choose your own health insurance. If you don’t need glasses, pick a plan with a lesser eye care allowance. If you don’t want iridology and homeopathy pick a plan that doesn’t include… Read more »

 

Some people effectively work as plants; double agents within a lobby group, party or organisation who undermine the very thing they purport to be working for. It’s anti-astroturfing. Chameleon white-anting.

The only way is out. Pic: Greg Higgs

Dr Philip Nitzsche is, I suspect, one of these.

The ghoulish right-to-die campaigner has won Therapeutic Goods Administration approval to import Nembutal, a drug used for voluntary euthanasia, for suicide, and for executions – including in the recent case of Troy Davis.

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  • Neil Cadman says:

    01:33pm | 13/12/11

    Kaye says:12:40pm | 26/09/11 The Atheist Kaye says “there is no moral code apart from what God has given man”. is rubbish.  I don’t run around murdering, stealing, or abusing other people because it is against my moral beliefs to do such things,”  But why does she have those beliefs?… Read more »

  • Anne Stocks says:

    10:08pm | 03/10/11

    Jay says…If this is how euthanasia is to be implemented then I am against it…It sounds cruel but when you see it first hand you will change your mind. Dear Jay, I’m so sorry to hear about your father in law how hurtful for you, I was told they gave… Read more »

 

Today’s Angry Cripple column was inspired by Christine Bigby’s ABC Ramp Up column that argued the success of the National Insurance Disability Scheme depends on the type and quality of support and disability services available for purchase. The author is Max Jackson (full bio below).

It takes all types. Photo: Adelaide Now.

Mahatma Gandhi, one of the twentieth century’s greatest freedom fighters, once said of freedom, and I quote: “Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.”

As emphasised by Gandhi, freedom is a right. However, despite Gandhi’s pronouncement all those decades ago, freedom as a right represents a shadowy illusion on the outer circle of disability rights.

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  • Kelly Lancaster says:

    03:21pm | 04/10/11

    The part I’m most confused about here is this: “We must stop the constant objections to cluster housing, small unit development, hostels and multi-dimensional housing.  If we truly support the ideal that persons with disabilities should have the same choice and opportunities as other Australians.” I don’t have a disability,… Read more »

  • Craig Wallace says:

    10:59pm | 10/08/11

    Hi Max Personally don’t advocate that people with disabilities should never live near each other or deny that there are possibilities for mixed models that address social isolation. But Max it worries me that people who advocate an anything goes or ‘no strings’ approach don’t even acknowledge the possibility of… Read more »

 

Carl Thompson is a 21-year-old with cerebral palsy and scoliosis who is undertaking honours in marketing. He writes for ABC’s Ramp Up, DiVine Victoria and blogs here.

My right hand was yanked from my wheelchair control stick by a serious looking plastic surgeon.

The author hates plastic surgeons

“He has severely deformed hands,” she remarked, as an older gentleman professor reeking of poorly concealed cigarettes grabbed my left hand and agreed, “yes, he indeed has a pronounced deformity.” Boy, I’m glad they got the pleasantries out of the way.

Yeah, I get it. Surgeons want to talk about surgery, not chat about the weather over tea and biscuits. They have limited time available to spend with their prospective patients, and normally I wouldn’t mind. I suck at small talk - I’m scared of appointments at the hairdresser. But even I expect some warmth to be shown by the surgeon.

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  • Jenn says:

    02:53pm | 02/08/11

    I don’t know whether you mentioned your disability because you felt their treatment was somewhat a result of your disability, or you simply mentioned it to help describe yourself and why you have been to so many doctors. If it’s because you feel like it adds to your bad treatment,… Read more »

  • Billyo says:

    03:58am | 16/07/11

    I have found Australians generally to be very keen on being rude and bitchy - comes from the British roots, where the poms delight in rudeness and put-downs. The higher the so-called “professional” ranking, the bitchier the person. Asians and other foreigners are more human. Read more »

 

The Federal Australian Medical Association opposes the Government’s Medicare Locals as currently proposed. 

What happens if you take the doctor out of the picture? Pic:

There is little detail on structure or funding.  There is no explanation of patient benefit.  There is plenty of uncertainty.

Medicare Locals are supposed to be a major plank of the Government’s health reforms.  It is a weak and wobbly plank.

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  • BowralHealth says:

    08:55pm | 20/04/11

    Hello! Is there anyone out there? Well anyone who is still standing upright, that is! Guys, guys! Remember the topic of this discussion? “Health reforms walking a weak and wobbly plank”. I thought that “persephone” set the standard for what I thought would be an interesting debate about the value… Read more »

  • james milton says:

    06:19pm | 19/04/11

    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/05/1065292476170.html?from=storyrhs AMA threatens tidal wave of doctor walkouts From a 5 second google search. The health system is in a mess partially because GP’s get paid 3 times more than in first world European countries like Germany. No money left for anything else. Read more »

 

The controversies that have arisen between complementary and alternative medicines (CAMs) and conventional medical practice may come from a difference in their origins.

Weighing it up. Pic: Narelle Autio

Conventional medicine is based on evidence, often derived from randomised clinical trials, resulting in detailed knowledge about the likely benefits and side effects. This information can help a patient decide on a treatment recommendation. Moreover, how the medicine works is often known.

CAMs are not supported by the same type of evidence. Their proposed mechanisms of action do not accord with the way modern science believes the body works. “Evidence” is commonly from testimonials or generations of use, with little information that would allow a patient to judge their chance of responding. Although the evidence produced for conventional medicine can create uncertainty, CAMs are often promoted without that uncertainty.

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  • Paul says:

    08:43pm | 29/03/11

    Richard wrote: ” I take objection to being told that I’m too dumb to distinguish between what has helped me and what hasn’t.” The problem is we are all too dumb to distinguish between what has helped us and what hasn’t. It’s all too easy to assume that an improvement… Read more »

  • braunman says:

    12:00pm | 28/03/11

    @Terry, Funny you should mention Heroin. In the past heroin and other poppy derivitives (opium ect) actually were used in medicine. Needless to say there’s several very good reasons they arent anymore… Read more »

 

Australia has too many sick people and not enough doctors. And it’s crunch time if we want to fix it.

We hear about the challenges facing our health system all the time - waiting lists for surgery, overcrowded wards, long queues to see a GP.

Most of these problems can be traced back to a simple equation - there are too many sick people and not enough doctors.  Demand is greater than supply, and the imbalance is getting worse.

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  • Eigengrau says:

    08:12pm | 27/01/11

    Hear hear - when potential medical students start seeing the erosion of job security and wages, why would a bright, enthusiastic school leaver do medicine? You can do a combined law degree in 5 years, or a commerce degree in 3 - forget about the years of postgraduate training while… Read more »

 

Having won its long battle against evil smokers, the Australian Medical Association now wants to implement graphic Quit-style advertisements for fat people showing diseased organs and larger lads drinking litres of liquefied lard before keeling over to die.

This is ALLLLL muscle, man! Pic: AP

This is the thin end of a fat wedge.

Unless they’ve been living under a plus-sized rock, every last big boned person is already well aware of the dramatic social and health implications of being overweight.

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  • Tracy says:

    01:16pm | 11/01/11

    @ Aeeta From the posts of yours over various articles, i can only assume you are the ultimate perfect person…on the OUTSIDE. Your personality seems very ‘lardo’ to me. By your argument about ‘lardos’ costing the tax payer (which, seemingly, you are the only one who is a taxpayer) you… Read more »

  • Observer says:

    09:10pm | 10/01/11

    Well argued and well presented Chris. How did your comment get past the mods? Read more »

 

I’m sure most people would agree that it’s often difficult to get an appointment with your preferred doctor these days.

Hi, everybody!

Sometimes you wait days—if not weeks—for a non-urgent consultation. So, when you finally do get an appointment you’re loathe to give it up, even if you’re feeling better. I was reminded of this recently when I was a bit off-colour and decided to arrange a visit to the doctor.

As the appointment was nine days away, naturally my body did one of the two things that bodies do when there is a delay in medical intervention – it got better. When the only other option is to die, it kind of spurs you on.

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  • acinom says:

    12:56pm | 07/12/10

    GP’s are all too happy to treat the symptoms and hustle you out the door, but not to spend the time discovering and treating the underlying cause of the symptoms. Our healthcare system would improve significantly if the government targeted our hard earned taxes towards a system of prevention, not… Read more »

  • So what if says:

    09:07am | 07/12/10

    Roxon has got it all wrong. We do have a problem and ‘Fed up with…’ has brought up some key issues. Roxon has a bias against doctors and she talks about spending but very little about results. Read more »

 

One Hundred years ago, the German-Italian sociologist, Robert Michels outlined his ``iron law of oligarchy’’ arguing that there inevitably develops a gap between the interests of the represented and the smaller group doing the representing.

.As our hands on hips indicate, we mean business baby

Leaders, especially when elections are approaching, start to act in ways that will maximise their chances of holding on to power. Certainly, that’s the way their actions tend to be viewed.

Political opponents and powerful minorities use this ``gap’’ as fertile ground for undermining public confidence if they perceive an advantage from doing so. And this becomes a vicious cycle in turn feeding a wider cynicism

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  • taxpayer says:

    07:12am | 12/05/10

    Wayne T you can always make a longer appointment with a GP.  They are very kind a give every patient 15 minutes which is surely long enough if not just make a half hour or longer appointment.  I certainly would not see a Nurse.  She is not a GP and… Read more »

  • Scot says:

    04:02pm | 06/04/10

    hehehe Rudd is a likely candidate for Diabetes. His life style has the signals of some one that needs to change his life style quick. He has a very big tummy hidden under that loose shirt, good thing we have a PM in waiting that knows what exercise and good… Read more »

 

If you spend time in our public hospitals as a patient or as someone who works there you are acutely aware of all the concerns about the state of the system and the level of care. 

Peter Dutton waiting for Tony Abbott to stop making out with patients at St Vincents

The people who serve in the public hospital sector are generally committed above and beyond all call, and are constantly frustrated if they feel that cannot provide the correct and best care for a patient because of the limitations of staff, equipment, time and capacity.

Many of us have called for hospital boards and now once again the idea has been floated, this time by Tony Abbott. 

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