Deborah Hutton

Next week New Idea will feature a half-naked George Calombaris on the cover. “I want to be a role model for all the short and stocky men out there,” he says. Meanwhile, Hugh Jackman reveals all on the cover of the Australian Women’s Weekly about how to stay fabulous in your 40s.

“I’m doing it for all the insecure men out there,” he grunts between his 112th and 113th rep. “You too can look like this!” Of course, this is all happening in a parallel universe. Generally, men don’t feel the need to take off their clothes for the cover of a magazine. So why do some women?

Stick to the bare facts…

This wasn’t what the suffragettes had in mind when they fought for women’s emancipation all those years ago. Emmeline Pankhurst, speaking at the Women’s Franchise League in 1889 didn’t say: “One day, women will be able to remove their clothes in public and be judged on how hard they work out at the gym. What a glorious day that will be!” Let’s start with Deborah Hutton’s cover shot.

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  • Reed says:

    04:48pm | 17/01/12

    Yep, my hubby is 30 and has been balding since his early 20s. I find it incredibly sexy and masculine, and I wouldn’t care if he had no hair left on his head! Jason Statham anyone?? Read more »

  • Sharon says:

    12:52pm | 17/01/12

    I wonder Farkin, have you ever ‘read’ a naughty mag? If you have then perhaps you should show a little more gratitude to the attention seeking whores in our society. Read more »

 

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