David Cameron

Project forward 100 years. Tony Abbott’s great-granddaughter is Prime Minister and leader of the Green Liberals. She’s about to address the nation – via holographic projection – to announce that Mardi Gras will become a national public holiday to celebrate a century of same-sex marriage in Australia.

What's this conservative got that our pollies haven't?

It could happen. Right?

Anything’s possible. Natasha Stott Despoja could be cryogenically frozen and revive the Australian Democrats. But there’s something fundamental that needs to occur first: our elected representatives need to listen.

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  • Paulus says:

    06:14pm | 11/02/13

    Anthony wrote: “...a loving union is a cornerstone of self-determination”. Wow, that is an oxymoron if ever I’ve read one.  I think it should actually read: a loving union is a cornerstone of conjugal-determination. Are you saying that any celibate person is unable to reach a certain level of self-determination?… Read more »

  • Greg says:

    05:51pm | 11/02/13

    @Jess, isn’t that what they are supposed to do already? Except, of course, in abortion decisions, where the “best interests of the children” suddenly become a lot less important. I suspect that other forms of politically correct preference will be applied: such as race, disability or ideology. The divorcing homosexuals… Read more »

 

AS the gaggle of screaming mostly teenage fans at New Street station in Birmingham reached a crescendo, a passer-by was well within her rights to ask the question. “Is there a rock star?” she queried in response to the Justin Beiber-esque mania that had gripped the always busy but seldom crazy train station.

Flying high with the voters Boris has a high humiliation threshold…

Well he does has big floppy hair, loves a stage and his arrival always causes a stir but the unlikely reception was for Tory Mayor of London Boris Johnson whose arrival in the northern Labour-city of Birmingham was this week likened to the famous platform arrival of Vladimir Lenin who stepped onto Finland Station in St Petersburg to begin the Russian Revolution.

And in many ways the arrival of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in Birmingham late last year (2012) is the start of what could be a great upheaval this year not just for the Tories but British politics in general which is as desperate for a hero as Canberra’s federal parliament is for respect, appreciation and talent.

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  • ZSRenn says:

    04:31pm | 05/01/13

    One thing you cannot accuse me of is making personal attacks on members and another is that I recognise a member of The Punch I give him or her the courtesy of allowing him or her to maintain there anonymity. Court Jester and Badger you have broken a cardinal rule… Read more »

  • The Badger says:

    04:04pm | 05/01/13

    @court jester Pretty much sums up the two them. One a expat Australian (or so he says) living in China the other an Expat Brit living in Australia. Both astroturfers full of words without substance. They blow thought bubbles out into the either in the hope people who like thought… Read more »

 

Barack Obama’s support for marriage equality highlights the fact that Australia is now the only developed, English-speaking democracy where the leaders of both major parties oppose the issue.

Well this is awkward, where is PM Gillard? There's plenty of room here

Same-sex marriage has the support of David Cameron and Ed Miliband in the UK, John Keys and David Shearer in New Zealand, the leaders of both opposition parties in Ireland, and just about everyone in Canada where it has been legal for almost a decade.

Australia’s backwardness on the issue is not a reflection on its people, with polls showing there is the same or higher support here than in the countries I’ve mentioned.

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  • Dene says:

    03:22pm | 22/05/12

    what’s “not right” is the fact that your argument could easily be thrown back at you.. “Will the world end for STRAIGHTS - if Gays could get married?” try that question.. don’t give me second best and say “that should be good enough” - sorry mate it isn’t! Read more »

  • Sancho says:

    03:21pm | 22/05/12

    For the last few centuries homosexuality has been an issue that conservatives treated with utmost seriousness, and opposed with all their strength. Now that the fight against gay marriage is all but lost, conservatives have decided that it’s a peripheral matter that we shouldn’t be paying so much attention to. Read more »

 

On Saturdays, British PM David Cameron shops at his local Sainsbury’s supermarket. The rest of the week, his wife Samantha buys the family groceries online. Mr Cameron pays under 50p for a pint of milk and has very little time to pick up his kids from school.

This? Oh, it's Tim's shopping list. Do you want to have a look? Photo: Herald Sun

If you found that information important, you probably think a political leader should have a full life beyond their day job. By extension, you are then interested in what sort of a real person they are. For example, where do they shop and what do they buy.

However, if you found it frustrating and irrelevant, you probably think people like David Cameron have a busy enough time running the country to worry about saving 10 pence on a bottle of milk.  He’s Britain’s prime minister - who cares how or where he does his shopping?

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  • Sam says:

    09:05pm | 26/04/12

    I’m pretty sure the interior in the picture accompanying the article is of her official Canberra residence, The Lodge.  It’s more olde worlde furnishings and reminds me of the interior of Government House Sydney in a way Read more »

  • Against the Man says:

    08:01pm | 26/04/12

    Oh my, remember the Rudd hate from his own bloody party after he led them to a real victory? BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I win Read more »

 

As one of Australia’s pre-eminent forelock-tuggers for the royal family, there was something faintly hilarious in hearing Tony Abbott firing up about the cultural cringe over the weekend.

He stands beside the Union Jack when it suits him, the Southern Cross when it doesn't

It’s a term which dates back to the 1950s and 1960s, lamenting the drift of talented young Australians to emigrate and work in the UK in the belief there was something culturally and intellectually superior about the Old Country.

With the revelation that Britain’s conservative Prime Minister David Cameron had written to Julia Gillard applauding her “bold step” of putting a price on carbon, Abbott came over all republican, saying the Poms could do what they liked and Labor should stop kowtowing to the motherland.

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  • Paul says:

    07:29pm | 08/08/11

    @Dash, you need to understand that Abbot’s policy of ‘Direct Action’ will cost more and is a very socialist mechanism.  Where, Labors ETS is actually market based.  Not very socialist to me, and if it was so what.  It seems the great capitilism era is slowly dying a slow death… Read more »

  • Paul says:

    07:29pm | 08/08/11

    @Dash, you need to understand that Abbot’s policy of ‘Direct Action’ will cost more and is a very socialist mechanism.  Where, Labors ETS is actually market based.  Not very socialist to me, and if it was so what.  It seems the great capitilism era is slowly dying a slow death… Read more »

 

From the parliamentary precinct across Lake Burley Griffin to this correspondent’s home takes six or seven minutes by car - max.

But that was easily long enough on Wednesday night to highlight a massive contrast between the grindingly dull and scripted performance of the Australian House of Representatives and the more dynamic, and frankly more honest British equivalent on which ours is modelled.

Thanks to the storm over phone hacking and political entanglements associated with the now defunct News of the World, Question Time in the mother of Westminster parliaments was broadcast on the ABC’s News Radio.

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  • Steve Putnam says:

    04:06pm | 24/07/11

    Since you’ve mentioned Brett Kenny I’ll take this opportunity to point out that he opposed Wally Lewis six times as a five-eighth in State of Origin. NSW won five of those games. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    10:45am | 24/07/11

    Britain has headless mannequins. We have the real thing. Read more »

 

There’s nothing like the smell of desperation in the air and it’s never more obvious than when it’s wafting over the actions of our politicians.

Do you have a Fly Buys card? Photo: Mark Calleja.

The last three months of the year are traditionally known for their hectic pace, high levels of stress and a general push to “tie up” any niggling issues of national interest in time for the New Year.

But if the activities of our world leaders over the past six weeks are anything to go by, you’d be forgiven for thinking they’ve been willing to do practically anything (even other people’s jobs) just to avoid the pressures of doing their own.

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  • Lana says:

    10:28am | 03/08/11

    Anna Bligh, nothing more then an accomplished Con Artist and Liar , she has learnt well under her mentor Peter Beattie master of lies and deception, he got out before he was caught out ! Read more »

  • NGS says:

    10:13am | 20/10/10

    Bet she had real problems balancing her till at the end of her shift! Read more »

 

We’re now entering a Twilight Zone on our electoral calendar.

These two had to wait a while, but maybe it paid off. Photo: AFP

The bizarre formulation of federal three year terms will force the Federal Government go to the polls before the NSW Iemma/Rees/Keneally Governments, despite the fact this triumvirate have given the people of NSW one of the worst governments in the state’s history.

Kevin Rudd was elected six months after Morris Iemma and will have to face the electorate at least six months before Kristina Keneally, despite being a federal government with greater responsibility and a more complex agenda, the black comedy of Macquarie Street has been heritage listed till next March.

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  • Ronk says:

    09:53pm | 14/06/10

    John, I don’t know anybody who votes for a party because his parents voted for it. In fact many people I know would refuse on principle to vote for a party their parents voted for. And many of us have no idea who our parents voted for because they never… Read more »

  • John A Neve says:

    08:44am | 21/05/10

    Ronk, While part of what you say may be correct. There is another reason why the major parties are the major parties. It’s called time, they have been around longer, mum and dad used to vote for them, so did uncle Sam and grandfather. All you ever hear as a… Read more »

 

The victory speech is probably the easiest of any politician’s career. The fight’s over. All you need to is be gracious and deliver some - let’s face it - platitudes, such as: “Now it’s time to go forward, together.” As opposed to backwards, separately.

David Cameron at No.10 with his wife Samantha. Photo: AFP

So it was as Conservative leader David Cameron, Britain’s new Prime Minister, stood outside 10 Downing Street overnight and delivered his victory speech. “And I think the service our country needs right now is to face up to our really big challenges, to confront our problems, to take difficult decisions, to lead people through those difficult decisions, so that together we can reach better times ahead,” he said.

As opposed to not facing the challenges, and taking easy decisions, so that as a rabble we can wind up in a total dystopia. The full text of Cameron’s speech is below, and you can read about it here and here. But can you improve on the victory speech? What should politicians say when they win? What’s really on their minds? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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  • Ryan says:

    01:42pm | 17/05/10

    @Dave : the NHS is a complete mess, what part did Labour fix again? How long were they in power for? Now they have so-called “home grown” terrorists to deal with there due to Labours immigration policy. Read more »

  • Scarlett Street Rocker says:

    12:43pm | 13/05/10

    Monkeytypist - sorry but I have to say no. I am the one and only Scarlet Street Rocker. I am from Scarlet Street (Drogheda, Eire) and I am a rocker. See CHOCOLATE JESUS on ms or fb. Read more »

 

If you weren’t aware it’s big day in the UK today. It is general election day, and will see eith Gordon Brown ousted as Prime Minister to be replaced by the first Conservative Prime Minister in 13 years, or see Labour given an unprecedented fourth term in Government.


Yes he can, no he can't

London’s two big tabloids have backed different parties.

The Sun, a newspaper who backed Tony Blair 13 years ago, is now firmly behind Conservative David Cameron, the man who has painted himself as Blair’s natural successor.

Meanwhile the Daily Mirror has continued their support for the Labour Party, making Cameron’s privileged upbringing the focus of the attack. They make it more explicit in an alternate front page you can see below the fold, which reminds readers he was a member of Oxford’s famous Bullingdon Club (along with London Mayor Boris Johnson) that would go around trashing pubs and writing cheques for the damage. 

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  • Nicole says:

    09:10am | 07/05/10

    You left out the Daily Star - http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/gallery/2010/may/06/general-election-2010-newspapers-front-pages?picture=362252680. Ahhh British tabloids, always providing insightful and in-depth coverage of the real political issues. Read more »

  • Eric says:

    07:05am | 07/05/10

    Well put, Shane. The ‘winner’ could turn out to be the loser. Read more »

 

Whilst the Logies and Rosemount Australian Fashion Week have kept Australian fashion commentators busy, the looks currently being critiqued in Britain are not on the red carpet or the catwalk but on the campaign trail.

Who's actually in focus? SD candidate Nick Clegg and his wife Miriam Gonzales Durantez

The British media billed it as a showdown between Sarah Brown, wife of Prime Minister Gordon Brown, and Samantha Cameron, wife of Conservatives’ Leader David Cameron, but it became a three-horse race as the rise and rise of the Liberal Democrats meant their leader’s wife, Miriam González Durántez, suddenly found herself the subject of intense scrutiny. The three women all spoke to UK Grazia in this week’s issue which has hit news stands just before the poll.

As Gordon Brown faces renewed pressure after describing a Labour voter as a “bigoted woman” and one of his own candidates labelling him “the worst Prime Minister we have had in this country”, Sarah Brown has become increasingly important to her husband’s chances of reelection.

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  • Henry says:

    11:54am | 06/05/10

    I like David Cameron’s wife.  She has a bit of the ‘Nigella Lawson’ about her. Nothing sexier than a classy, well groomed, outwardly conservative woman. with a naughty twinkle in her eye… Read more »

  • stephen says:

    10:49am | 06/05/10

    Laura Bush is writing a book. I won’t buy it, and I prefer Presidents/Prime Ministers/ Despot’s wives don’t write any more. Don’t get me wrong, I like wives, but in the cut and thrust of the UN, Sarajevo and the parliamentary annex, they can offer me only gossip, and I… Read more »

 

Politics here has become quite addicted to managing our lives for us. Fat taxes, internet filters, incentives to have babies, disincentives to drink too much, bonuses for being green, you name it, a politician has promised it, and we’ve come to expect it.

Illustration: The Australian's Bill Leak

But in the UK yesterday Conservative leader David Cameron pulled the trigger on a completely counter strategy, promising to not only leave Britons alone to run their own lives, but basically telling them to get off their sofas and start administering things themselves.

“Sack your MP, chose your own school, veto council tax rises, vote for your police commissioner, save the local post office - so many things to do.” Goodness, that sounds tiring.

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  • Henry says:

    01:11pm | 16/04/10

    Cheers Peter.  Thanks for your robust debates and logical arguments! Read more »

  • Barry says:

    12:35pm | 16/04/10

    Saskia, if you look up what ‘nanny state’ means you will find that police and the law are actually part of the problem.  They are the ones imposing all of ‘nanny’s rules’ Read more »

 

More than eighty years separate the publication of Evelyn Waugh’s first novel and the Tory campaign for government in the British election, but the two are oddly connected.

An artist's recreation of the infamous Bullingdon photo done for the BBC. Cameron is back row second left, with Boris Johnson scowling in the front

The narrative spring that sets ‘Decline and Fall’ in motion is the expulsion from Oxford of its hapless hero, Paul Pennyfeather; and the reason he’s expelled is an act of bullying by the members of something called the Bollinger Club.

They “debag” him (pull down his trousers and pants) and force him to run around the quadrangle. He’s caught, ‘sent down’ as they say at Oxford, and left with no choice but to take a low paying job teaching at a seedy prep school, where his humilations grow steadily worse.

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