Dan Brown

‘Do not start me on The Da Vinci Code. A novel so bad that it gives bad novels a bad name’. That’s how Salman Rushdie described Dan Brown’s 2003 blockbuster in an interview with the Lawrence Journal-World in 2005.

Tom Hanks and Ayelet Zurer watch for the imminent arrival of another awful Dan Brown sentence.

Rushdie isn’t alone in his unflattering assessment of Dan Brown’s writing. More recently, professor of linguistics at the University of Edinburgh, Geoffrey Pullum told the Daily Telegraph that ‘Brown’s writing is not just bad; it is staggeringly, clumsily, thoughtlessly, almost ingeniously bad’.

And Pullum isn’t just being a high-minded literary snob, either; the professor has a point. To illustrate his case, Pullum cites a passage from Angels and Demons in which the lead female character hears about the death of her scientist father. ‘Genius, she thought. My father . . . Dad. Dead’ writes Brown.

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  • Wayne Robinson says:

    12:40pm | 08/10/09

    You would have to be an idiot to read any of Dan Brown’s books (I have read them all).  Amazon.com has a great review of “the Lost Symbol” (look for the one star reviews and the one by Valennin (or something similar).  It is hilarious; having read the book makes… Read more »

  • Alison says:

    01:31am | 06/10/09

    @ Ben. Quite. My kids started reading (shudder) with Garfield, but I figured that was what they enjoyed, and that hasn’t stopped them enjoying Dostoevsky or Berger or Barthes now they’re older. (And, now you mention it, I read dozens of Enid Blytons between seven and ten, when I discovered… Read more »

 

The call from the picture editor on The Australian came early on a Tuesday. Not unusual, but the pictorial brief was to photograph inside the Freemasons’ Grand Lodge in the centre of Sydney, drawing back the veil of secrecy around the organisation which features in Dan Brown’s new book, The Lost Symbol.

The end result in situ in The Australian. See below for how it unfolded

I’m not a fan of Dan Brown, nor do I profess to be Freemansony. I knew very little about the subject when I walked into the lift at the Freemasons United Grand Lodge..

I knew that with Freemasons there were handshakes, secret passwords, aprons and something to do with architecture.

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  • Charlie says:

    04:00pm | 27/10/09

    Indeed, the French initially founded the Freemasons, or at least the first ‘freemasonesque’ assembly. They are derived not from the old Knights Templar, as some believe; but rather travelling masons. Those masons would form rituals and practises which were handed around to other masons as they travelled from one cathedral… Read more »

  • lauderdale says:

    10:22am | 05/10/09

    There are indeed Masonic Bodies, The Grand Orient de France being one, which permit Atheists and Agnostics to be members and which make no demand that their Brethren believe in a “Supreme Being”. There are also Organisations such as Le Droit Humain and at least one other Co-Masonic Body in… Read more »

 

This is what happens when a group of media are sent to cover an event but miss the “money shot”.

We’re going to take you behind the scenes. Our unedited video captures the moment some media crews faked an event not once but twice.

For the launch of author Dan Brown’s new thriller The Lost Symbol, various media assembled to shoot a group of speed readers. The idea was the fastest reader could give the book’s first-ever review. The trouble was, after two and a half hours of waiting for the keen readers to plough through 500 pages most of the media had their eyes off the ball.

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  • Spoof Http_Referrer says:

    12:58pm | 06/11/09

    The imaginary world of television is not the real world. Read more »

  • Helen says:

    03:01pm | 18/09/09

    on the ball’s right, the winner should have told them to push off. the point is:news journos hold a position of privilege and need to report the facts as they happened. Its BS to say “it happens all the time” it shouldn’t and doesn’t have to. There’s a difference between… Read more »

 

You have to hand it to the Pope. He’s got ticker. This week he asserted science had provided proof of a key plank of the story of the Catholic Church - a test on bones from a Roman tomb “seems to confirm” they belonged to St Paul the Apostle.

Nice to see you again ... a 4th century image of St Paul, also revealed by the Vatican in recent days.

Calling on scientific evidence to prove Church teaching is grounded in historical fact is a staggeringly high-stakes game for the Pope to play. As technology advances, archaeologists will only build an ever-clearer picture of the past. As in the case of St Paul - who along with St Peter was instrumental in founding the modern Church - there may be evidence along the way that suggests certain people lived and died precisely as the Church says.

But what happens when the science calls it into question? What happens if scientists produce convincing evidence that certain things didn’t happen, or someone didn’t exist?

What if that someone was, say, Jesus?

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  • Cherub says:

    03:51pm | 03/07/09

    Ben, have you really been that brainwashed?  You talk about truth but then revert to slogans and assertions.  Get a grip.  You cover so many subjects superficially with one-liners you indicate that yu are not reeally interested in the truth at all.  You begin with assumptions which you refuse to… Read more »

  • Ben Payne says:

    02:10pm | 03/07/09

    Cherub, have you really been that brainwashed?  The church has opposed every scientific advance throughout all history, and it continues to do so.  Stem cells anyone? I agree, the church has shaped western culture, and I don’t like it.  We are economic slaves, kept in debt to a system that… Read more »

 

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