Dalai Llama

Michael Clarke did a very Michael Clarke thing this week. He announced, in a major interview with one of the nation’s largest tabloids, that he intends to keep a lower profile for a while.

Clarke has always played his best cricket in India

So Clarke goes public to say he’ll be keeping out of the public eye. Then who pops up like magic? The Dalai Lama, that’s who. Coincidence? No. Why not? Because there’s a very good argument that they’re the same person, that’s why.

This is no joke. For months, The Punch has been secretly tracking the Twitter streams of both his Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama, and His Supreme Vainness, the 43rd cricket Captain of Australia. The results are thought-provoking to say the least…

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  • Patty says:

    01:35pm | 25/07/11

    Hey, that’s the greasett! So with ll this brain power AWHFY? Read more »

  • Destry says:

    02:03pm | 10/07/11

    Another thing they have in common: drinking diet-Scotch.  Alternatively, the Dalai Lama might be following Clarke’s tweets for inspiration and copying them. Read more »

 

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