Cults

Imagine the scene in the Church of Scientology’s PR department at the moment. Apoplectic managers and scared juniors, admin staff desperately scrambling for the ‘When A-Listers Go Rogue’ risk management documents. An albino Thetan grimly tapping the Holmes/Cruise file.

Some gods are more equal than others. Pic: Digitally altered

They’re going to need auditing right through the next few reincarnations to get over the trauma. “Remind me again why Valium is bad?” they might be asking.

Katie Holmes’ split from Tom Cruise is just the latest scandal to hit the church/cult/franchise. The brightness of the Hollywood lights ensure all shadows are cast long.

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  • Jay says:

    06:56am | 11/07/12

    The Germans got it right. They refused to allow Scientology to operate in their country. They had first hand experience of a cult. Just quietly did I read correctly that Miscaviage was best man at Cruise’s wedding and then went with the couple on their honeymoon? Was he present when… Read more »

  • Joe Blow says:

    02:51pm | 07/07/12

    Gotta laugh at outraged Christians bagging Scientology because of crazy beliefs!!  Walking on water, turning water into wine, guys living inside whales, angels, parting the Red Sea - hahahaha Read more »

 

It’s all too easy in Australia – set up a religion, get tax-free status, a bunch of followers willing to donate, and you’re set. Maybe predict the end of the world to get things moving along with a sense of urgency. 

Senator Nick Xenophon suggests that Australia needs a “cult-busting agency”, similar to those already operating overseas.

Mr Xenophon – who has previously tackled Scientology and questioned its tax-exempt status - says he wants a dedicated government agency to “monitor and control the activities of cults in Australia”. The issue’s come to the fore again with the arrest in Fiji of Rocco “Brother Rock” Leo for breaching his visa. Leo is the leader of the Agape Ministries of God group. Agape has previously run into trouble over fraud, illegal weapons, assaults and tax debts.

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  • Anne Stocks says:

    06:51am | 05/07/11

    Hi Jason,  I thought we had said goodbye, but yes sometimes it is necessary to say a few more words,  I found this with other topics. Jason you have affirmed what I explained and that is your Evolution theories etc do not have a firm foundation the difference with the… Read more »

  • Jason Todd says:

    09:06pm | 04/07/11

    Anne, if it was implied I apologise, I did not mean to suggest that I thought that you lived in despair, merely that if I was forced to live with your worldview, I would despair. I’m game enough to admit that we don’t have all the answers about the big… Read more »

 

Believe it or not, Senate Inquiries can generate all sorts of humorous exchanges.

The Church of Scientology's Superpower Building in Florida: the days of its tax-free status are numbered.

A hearing earlier this week into the Tax Laws Amendment (Public Benefit Test) Bill generated so much laughter at one point, you could be forgiven for thinking you were watching ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ instead.

It went something like this. When discussing the impact of the introduction of a Charities Commission in New Zealand, the Church of Scientology’s New Zealand Secretary, Michael Ferriss, explained that the organisation’s income of $2.623 million in 2007 fell to $374,000 the following year because of, “from memory, the exchange rate drop”.

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  • Luke says:

    02:51pm | 04/03/12

    Nice irrelevant statement there Kevin… The reality is Xenophon has folded on this issue because of his statements proven to be what they were by Scientology making the complaint they did make Now the whole issue is out of his hands… he could have done more damage had he not… Read more »

  • Mr Ed says:

    07:48pm | 27/04/11

    Seems like a bit more time… Read more »

 

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