Crying

Never have I cried at work. Not when I was passed over for a promotion. Not when my first marriage broke up. Not even when I was slammed with a written warning from a priggish managing editor for a grievously misplaced apostrophe that should’ve been spotted during editing.


“Your’e a twat, yo’ure a twat, y’oure a twat,” I may have muttered silently as I returned to my desk, but the tears stayed stuck. For 20 years, I’ve fought hard to curb any office eye-prickling (there’s been the odd tissue dab in the loo).

“I’m sure we’ve caused you a few tears over the years,” a formidable London editor guffawed as he gave me a pay rise, having realised the apostrophe-challenged Antipodean could actually do her job.

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  • kitty says:

    04:39pm | 11/07/12

    I HATE crying, Absolutely HATE it… yet my Tear-jerk reaction flares up at the drop of a hat when it comes to any kind of self appraisal (good or bad). It is so embarrassing to be talking to someone about something that is very important to me and quite serious… Read more »

  • bruised reed says:

    05:40pm | 09/07/12

    so… you’ve never heard of people being pressured into something they don’t want to do? Read more »

 

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