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Is it un-Australian to be scared of the ocean? If so, I’m a traitor of the worst kind.

As New Year’s Eve countdowns by carefree, salt-encrusted water rats echoed around our beach resorts, I was thinking of the Poseidon Adventure: “... five, four, three, two, one, Happy New… Oh, Christ, a tidal wave!”... and the passengers who are having the most sex, drinking the most, laughing the loudest and having all the fun die horribly.

Aussie surf champ Stephanie Gilmore considers the sea a refuge from nutcases with iron bars - but really it is a cold and forbidding place.

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  • Adrian says:

    12:48pm | 10/01/11

    Start with a goldfish and work your way up perhaps? Read more »

  • notSue says:

    12:33pm | 10/01/11

    Don’t EVER watch “The Perfect Storm” then Andrew. You’ll be breaking out in a cold sweat after the first five minutes. Rogue, MONSTROUS waves ahoy! And I agree, ‘tis perfectly natural to be terrified of the deep, dark cold of the ocean. Howeve, I’d never be caught ton one of… Read more »

 

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